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PUNANI OVER BEER???    THATS A HARD QUESTION... I'LL TAKE THE PUNANI PLEASE... AND A BEER TO GO.

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Poor McEntyre....


But these 2 names were funny!!!


McOwacKo  &  McMoco


hahahhaa



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LGigolo wrote:

LOL Of course...                       NOT!                                   I was referring to CONCHA and BEER                            
LMAO.......

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McOSIRIS wrote:

LGigolo wrote: a man should not have to pick one, right,... what for, when we can have both... even at the same time! LOL you mean clams and beer right???? LOL

Of course...


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


NOT!


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


I was referring to CONCHA and BEER


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 




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LGigolo wrote:

a man should not have to pick one, right,... what for, when we can have both... even at the same time! LOL
you mean clams and beer right???? LOL

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a man should not have to pick one, right,... what for, when we can have both... even at the same time!


LOL




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angelita dulce wrote:

McMoco- Is there something we should know?? Why don't you like vaginas???

 


If like clams, oysters, and mussels I don't see why I should dislike vaginas.....



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angelita dulce wrote: ALright guys we get it............ MC like cerveza y mocos and Bainaman likes cerveza and vagina!!!   GO TO COURT!!!!!!!!

 


McMoco- Is there something we should know?? Why don't you like vaginas???



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Bainaman wrote:

Don't get all worked up man..... Here....have a beer on me.... I'll go have a vagina

 


LO... suuuuuuuure..........


if you need backups let me know....



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McOSIRIS wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: ALright guys we get it............ MC like cerveza y mocos and Bainaman likes cerveza and vagina!!!   GO TO COURT!!!!!!!!

 


Don't get all worked up man.....


Here....have a beer on me....


I'll go have a vagina



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angelita dulce wrote:

ALright guys we get it............ MC like cerveza y mocos and Bainaman likes cerveza and vagina!!!

 


GO TO COURT!!!!!!!!



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Bainaman wrote:

McOSIRIS wrote: compadre.....en gustos no hay nada escrito...decia una vieja mientras se comia los mocos.....LOL   I'll take the vieja over the mocos any day..... or like I said before..... You can always have both!!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha viejas y mocos????


 hmmmmmm I wonder what would pick first.....



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ALright guys we get it............


MC like cerveza y mocos and Bainaman likes cerveza and vagina!!!



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McOSIRIS wrote:

compadre.....en gustos no hay nada escrito...decia una vieja mientras se comia los mocos.....LOL

 


I'll take the vieja over the mocos any day.....


or like I said before.....


You can always have both!!!!!!!!




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Bainaman wrote:

McOwacKo - then you wonder why you keep looking for a girl..... I'll take the vagina any day over the beer..... Don't forget......you can always have BOTH at the same time!!!! hahahahaha      
compadre.....en gustos no hay nada escrito...decia una vieja mientras se comia los mocos.....LOL

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McOwacKo - then you wonder why you keep looking for a girl.....


I'll take the vagina any day over the beer.....


Don't forget......you can always have BOTH at the same time!!!!


hahahahaha


 


 


 



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angelita dulce wrote: Haven't you read the Spansih for gringos thread??? Anyways i just got back, just in case you wondering why i haven't texted you again!!LOL!! But i have to leave in an hour again!!!     YOU AGAIN!!!!! OMG......... it thought it was a whole day in court thing .....
Yes......it's me again. But i have to leave soon again. Don't worry, i'll keep texting you!!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

Haven't you read the Spansih for gringos thread??? Anyways i just got back, just in case you wondering why i haven't texted you again!!LOL!! But i have to leave in an hour again!!!

 


 


YOU AGAIN!!!!!


OMG......... it thought it was a whole day in court thing .....



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McOSIRIS wrote:

angelita dulce wrote: The head the star mall less stan dough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!     anyways...... r u leaving to court soon??????

Haven't you read the Spansih for gringos thread???


Anyways i just got back, just in case you wondering why i haven't texted you again!!LOL!! But i have to leave in an hour again!!!



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angelita dulce wrote:

The head the star mall less stan dough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

 


anyways......


r u leaving to court soon??????



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McOSIRIS wrote:

Julie wrote: I am working ! Don't forget that I am a PERFECTLY multitasks person   really???? can you tap your head and rub your tummy @ the same time?????
No Doubt !

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angelita dulce wrote: Don't piss me off MC, don't forget that you work down the block from me!!!! Actually i'll make a pit stop by your office when i go to court!!!LOL!!! @ Julie: don't you have some "WORK" to do????????? @Angelita: is it one of those "illigales" clients of yours.....instead of "ilegales"???????

 


The head the star mall less stan dough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 



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I am working ! Don't forget that I am a PERFECTLY multitasks person

 


really???? can you tap your head and rub your tummy @ the same time?????



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I am working ! Don't forget that I am a PERFECTLY multitasks person

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angelita dulce wrote:

Don't piss me off MC, don't forget that you work down the block from me!!!! Actually i'll make a pit stop by your office when i go to court!!!LOL!!!

@ Julie: don't you have some "WORK" to do?????????


@Angelita: is it one of those "illigales" clients of yours.....instead of "ilegales"???????



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angelita dulce wrote:  I guess it is. Too bad i won't be in el foro all day to piss you off!!   That is actually the best news I've heard today....
  Don't piss me off MC, don't forget that you work down the block from me!!!! Actually i'll make a pit stop by your office when i go to court!!!LOL!!!

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Be nice to the Lady young men !

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angelita dulce wrote:

 I guess it is. Too bad i won't be in el foro all day to piss you off!!

 


That is actually the best news I've heard today....



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angelita dulce wrote: Yup me, JUlie and some other foro ladies!!!! is it national piss McOsiris off day????
I guess it is. Too bad i won't be in el foro all day to piss you off!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

Yup me, JUlie and some other foro ladies!!!!
is it national piss McOsiris off day????

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Julie wrote: Sureeee, we beleive you !   "WE" believe you????? sounds like a lot of ppl.....
Yup me, JUlie and some other foro ladies!!!!

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Sureeee, we beleive you !

 


"WE" believe you????? sounds like a lot of ppl.....



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Sureeee, we beleive you !

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angelita dulce wrote:

That's was a way of me saying that we couldn't stop laughing!!! Cochino, mal pensado!!

 


what do you mean mal pensado???? I was just asking a very innocent question....



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angelita dulce wrote: OMG!! That was facken hilarious. Me and Gatita Fiera were on the floor with this thread!!   what were you doing?????
That's was a way of me saying that we couldn't stop laughing!!! Cochino, mal pensado!!

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angelita dulce wrote:

OMG!! That was facken hilarious. Me and Gatita Fiera were on the floor with this thread!!

 


what were you doing?????



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OMG!! That was facken hilarious. Me and Gatita Fiera were on the floor with this thread!!

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La Cerveza v/s La Vagina




Veamos el resultado de esta interesante
competición:


A.  Una cerveza esta siempre mojada.
      A la vagina hay que trabajarla.
      Punto para la cerveza 1-0

B.  La cerveza sabe horrible si se sirve caliente.
     Punto para la vagina 1-1

C.  Una cerveza helada te satisface.
      Punto para la cerveza 2-1

D.  Si te encuentras un pelo en el diente cuando
     te tomas una cerveza puedes llegar a vomitar.
     Punto para lavagina 2-2

E.  Si regresas a casa oliendo a cerveza, tu mujer    puede enojarse. Si
llegas a casa oliendo a vagina, tu mujer se enoja y hasta puede dejarte.
Empate (depende del punto de vista) 3-3

F.  Diez cervezas en una noche y después no puedes conducir hasta casa.
Diez vaginas en una noche y no
hace falta conducir a ningún lado.
Punto para la vagina 3-4

G.  Si te tomas una cerveza en un lugar súper-lleno es normal.   Si te comes
una vagina en un lugar
súper-lleno te vuelves un mito.
Punto para la vagina 3-5

H.  Si un policía te siente olor a cerveza te puede arrestar.   Si el
policía te siente olor a vagina, te invita una
cerveza.
Punto para la vagina 3-6

I.  La cerveza, cuanto más vieja, mejor es.
Punto para la cerveza 4-6

J.  Muchas cervezas pueden hacerte ver OVNIs, muchas vaginas puede hacerte
ver a Dios.
Punto para lavagina 4-7

K.  Si te preguntas como será la próxima vagina eres normal.   Si te
preguntas como será la próxima cerveza
eres un alcohólico.
Punto para la vagina 4-8

L.  Arrancarle la etiqueta a una cerveza es divertido.   Arrancarle las
bragas a una vagina es MUCHO más
divertido.
Punto para la vagina 4-9

M.  Por una cerveza pagas impuestos.
Punto para la vagina 4-10

N.  Si te tomas otra cerveza, la primera no se enoja.   Punto para la
cerveza 5-10

O.  Puedes estar siempre seguro de que eres el primero en "destapar" una
cerveza.
Punto para la cerveza6-10

P.  Si agitas una cerveza, después de un rato se calma sola.
Punto para la cerveza 7-10

Q.  Clara, oscura, en cualquier momento puedes escoger la cerveza que
quieras.
Punto para la cerveza 8-10

R.  Una cerveza sabes exactamente cuanto te va a costar.
Punto para la cerveza 9-10

S.  La cerveza no tiene madre.
Punto para la cerveza 10-10

T.  Puedes hacerlo si quieres, pero la cerveza no te pedirá que la abraces
durante media hora después de
haberla tomado.
Punto para la cerveza 11-10

PUNTUACIÓN FINAL: 11-10
La cerveza le gana a la vagina


PD:  Si eres una mujer y en este momento te estás enojando,piensa que la
cerveza no se enojaría por esta batalla.

¡ Otro punto para la cerveza ! 12-10



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