The Shoppers Prayer: Armani Who art in HOLTS Hallowed be THY SHOES Thy Prada Come They Shopping Done On Bloor Street As it is in Paris Give us this day, our Visa Gold And forgive us our Balance As we forgive those who charge us interest Lead us not into WALMART and Deliver us from SEARS For thine is the Chanel, The Gaultier, and the Versace, For Dolce and Gabbana AMEX (Get it? AMEX instead of AMEN!!?!?) hahahaha
