This is nothing sexual but I like it because of the "kid logic". When my nephew was about 3 years old I was helping my sister clean his room. As I was picking things up he noticed a room deodorizer (aerosol) with a picture of a Teddy bear on the can (for the baby's room obviously). Then he asks me, "Tia, is that for killing Teddy bears?"-- Edited by Lahtina at 10:58, 2005-12-01
This is nothing sexual but I like it because of the "kid logic".
When my nephew was about 3 years old I was helping my sister clean his room. As I was picking things up he noticed a room deodorizer (aerosol) with a picture of a Teddy bear on the can (for the baby's room obviously). Then he asks me, "Tia, is that for killing Teddy bears?"
My sister gave her kids baths together. Her son is 4 and her daughter is 5. Her son says, "mommy, what's wrong with stephie? She's missing this!" Then as he was getting out of the bath tup, he put it between his legs and said, "Look, now i'm like stephie!"
Typical male? Nothing is wrong with him, it's the girl that's deformed, right? lol
ONE EVENING, AS I CAME HOME FROM WORK MY DAUGHTER CAME UP TO ME ALL SHOCKED... AND SAID THE FOLLOWING: "MOMMY!! MOMMY!!! GUESS WHAT???? .... MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS A TAIL!!, BUT IT'S NOT ON HIS BUTT....HE HAS IT IN THE FRONT.... AND IT'S SO SMALL.... I PULLED IT.... BUT IT DOESN'T COME OFF!!!!" I WAS ON THE FLOOR!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO Holy crap.. that's HILARIOUS!!!!
My son used to watch his "peepee" float in the bathtub during his bubble baths... he'd be like "look mami, its going up"
ONE EVENING, AS I CAME HOME FROM WORK MY DAUGHTER CAME UP TO ME ALL SHOCKED... AND SAID THE FOLLOWING:
"MOMMY!! MOMMY!!! GUESS WHAT???? .... MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS A TAIL!!, BUT IT'S NOT ON HIS BUTT....HE HAS IT IN THE FRONT.... AND IT'S SO SMALL.... I PULLED IT.... BUT IT DOESN'T COME OFF!!!!"
I WAS ON THE FLOOR!!!!
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
My friend's kid who is like 4 yrs old had is first little boner in the bathroom and told his mom :"Look mom, look I have a monster!" jajajajajajajajajajajajja
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"There's an evil monkey in my closet"-Criss Griffin
My son told me a story the other day... goes like this:
"Taylor told me his dad was trying to be funny one day and he put on his mommy's bra. He was dancing for his mom. Taylor said that his mom and dad didn't see him because he was peeking in through the door."
So after I picked myself off the floor from laughing, I started to wonder what the heck did my son said to his friend Taylor about me!!! haha..
and told his mom :"Look mom, look I have a monster!" jajajajajajajajajajajajja
