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K, 'night guys!


(where's the friggin "what I'm doing" thread when you need it!!)



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I think I've met someone that has a fear of leaving phone messages! WTF!?!?!?!? Our new receptionist won't leave messages. I can't stand her!!!! AWWWWRRGGG!!!

I didn't knew you were so intimidating

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I think I've met someone that has a fear of leaving phone messages!

WTF!?!?!?!?

Our new receptionist won't leave messages.

I can't stand her!!!!


AWWWWRRGGG!!!



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DulceGalletita wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: I don't know if itz a phobia ... but cockroaches and eso cien pies or whatever tan bonitos que son los insectos... Nooooooooo ewwwwwwwww!! other stuff i can stand but those 2 no way!!!!!!! Si los insectos no hasen nada they are harmless

I dunno si me haran o no nada pero all I can say is when I see them

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: DulceGalletita wrote: I don't know if itz a phobia ... but cockroaches and eso cien pies or whatever tan bonitos que son los insectos... Nooooooooo ewwwwwwwww!! other stuff i can stand but those 2 no way!!!!!!!

Si los insectos no hasen nada they are harmless

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DulceGalletita wrote: I don't know if itz a phobia ... but cockroaches and eso cien pies or whatever tan bonitos que son los insectos...

Nooooooooo ewwwwwwwww!! other stuff i can stand but those 2 no way!!!!!!!

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I don't know if itz a phobia ... but cockroaches and eso cien pies or whatever

tan bonitos que son los insectos...

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I don't know if itz a phobia ... but cockroaches and eso cien pies or whatever

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NEDDLES..

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i don't think it's a phobia, i just don't feel comfortable around the following. Uncomfortable to a point where I just don't stick around. I just walk away.

clowns
priests
snakes
cougars (women at bars wearing leather who'll take you to the parking lot)

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 LAthina,obviously Zipote hasn't read this posting. I'll ellaborate a bit more about "La Siguanaba". She was a beautiful native woman and married to a hardworking warrior man, and She also had a little boy. One day the gods found out She was having an affair with another man, and for this reason She was casted away from the tribe and a curse was also casted upon her and her little boy (He was probably the lover's son). SInce then, Siguanaba washes her humongous tits and hair by hitting them upon rocks in the river ( or lake, creek), and make howl like a beast.  HEr child is a good kid though, the only problem is that his feet are all the way backwards and display a tumultuos (is there such a word?) belly, He likes to cast little stones and flowers to teenage girls as they swim and wash in the rivers. Also, Siguanaba being so evil, shows her best features to lonely travellers after midnigth, usually during full moons. Unsuspected men carry her in their horses and when they are so happy and exited thinking they are about to score She starts laughing like an "alma en pena" and shows her horrible and long fingernails to the horrified casanovas.  It is known that these guys don't talk for about a week and suffer from high fevers aswell.  I think old jelous women came with this tail, anyhow, I don't pick up extremely beautiful women at night, is women are not that hot I make reconsider and take a chance ,,,jijiji.


Awwww, I had missed this. Well, now I've read it. Thx Torontrucho. I think you're right about the origins of the myth. But just in case, I'm never picking up/helping out a hot guy... you never know. LOL


 



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When I see a spider, my heart starts to pound, i get really light headed, and i freeze. Just thinking about them give me chills. But it's more those little grey or brown ones that do it... ok ok.. its all of them. Tarantulas dont bother me too much.. i think its because i can clearly see them. ick, now i'm itchy.

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 LAthina,obviously Zipote hasn't read this posting.


I'll ellaborate a bit more about "La Siguanaba". She was a beautiful native woman and married to a hardworking warrior man, and She also had a little boy. One day the gods found out She was having an affair with another man, and for this reason She was casted away from the tribe and a curse was also casted upon her and her little boy (He was probably the lover's son). SInce then, Siguanaba washes her humongous tits and hair by hitting them upon rocks in the river ( or lake, creek), and make howl like a beast.  HEr child is a good kid though, the only problem is that his feet are all the way backwards and display a tumultuos (is there such a word?) belly, He likes to cast little stones and flowers to teenage girls as they swim and wash in the rivers.


Also, Siguanaba being so evil, shows her best features to lonely travellers after midnigth, usually during full moons. Unsuspected men carry her in their horses and when they are so happy and exited thinking they are about to score She starts laughing like an "alma en pena" and shows her horrible and long fingernails to the horrified casanovas.  It is known that these guys don't talk for about a week and suffer from high fevers aswell.


 I think old jelous women came with this tail, anyhow, I don't pick up extremely beautiful women at night, is women are not that hot I make reconsider and take a chance ,,,jijiji.



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 I deffinitively have a strong SIGUANABAphobia.  That's the fear of encountering a extremely beautiful and sexy woman who upon consent to perform the act, turns into a extremely horrible monster - like woman. Huyuyuy, SHe moves around creeks,lakes,rivers,and usually appears to lonely male travelers after midnigth.   Explicale mas Zipote, I know you know the woman I'm describing here. But of course, I'm affraid of any woman who has similiar features, some of them are also known as gold or papers diggers


Bring in Zipote, I wanna read about this here myth.



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 I deffinitively have a strong SIGUANABAphobia.  That's the fear of encountering a extremely beautiful and sexy woman who upon consent to perform the act, turns into a extremely horrible monster - like woman. Huyuyuy, SHe moves around creeks,lakes,rivers,and usually appears to lonely male travelers after midnigth.


  Explicale mas Zipote, I know you know the woman I'm describing here. But of course, I'm affraid of any woman who has similiar features, some of them are also known as gold or papers diggers



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Dogo, you're soooo mean! I happen to love squirrels and all kinds of little critters. What's the reason for this fear, Colombiana?

Im not sure where that came from, the squirrel one.  I have been stung by a bee so that explains that one, and after seeing the movie "My Girl" i got petrified of bees even more.  Mice and rats cause they're nasty filthy animals.  After I saw the movie "El Norte" and how those rats bit the chick and then she got sick and died.   And birds after  guess which movie "The Birds".  Come to think of it, movies have really contributed to a lot of my phobias.  You should have seen me after I saw "The Sixth Sense"

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Im afraid of heights, death, mice, rats, bees, animals staring at me (e.g. birds, squirrels) i think they're just gonna attack me.

Holy crap, I swear that thing is staring at me and is ready to chew my face off.  I can always count on good friends like u.  LOL

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Lahtina wrote: Pelado? Hmmmm, like vulgarish in an obscene kinda way? Something like that. OHH!! excuuuuuuuuuuuusee me, princesa!! ppffff!


It's ok, just don't let it happen again. And that's principessa to you.



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Pelado? Hmmmm, like vulgarish in an obscene kinda way? Something like that.


OHH!! excuuuuuuuuuuuusee me, princesa!! ppffff!



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Pelado? Hmmmm, like vulgarish in an obscene kinda way? Something like that.

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Ugh, must you be a "pelado"? I wonder if there's a name for fear of pelados. Cuz I just might have that. Anyway, don't imagine that.  


What do YOU call a "pelado"??  we say that to people with no hair on their heads, but I don't think that's what you're trying to tell me



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Ugh, must you be a "pelado"? I wonder if there's a name for fear of pelados. Cuz I just might have that. Anyway, don't imagine that.  



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Dogo wrote: I enjoy women that don't have that fear and that have an affinity for "brass poles" if you know what I mean LOL! Yeah, that I know! But this wasn't that kind of dream and I'm sure that even they would be uncomfortable if they had been in that situation. I was back in school, teaching, kids were in the gym and it was close to the end of the school day and I had to line them up again. Then I looked down and noticed I was nude from the waist down. Imagine that?!


OK, I will, but don't forget it was you who asked me to!!! LOL!



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I enjoy women that don't have that fear and that have an affinity for "brass poles" if you know what I mean LOL!


Yeah, that I know! But this wasn't that kind of dream and I'm sure that even they would be uncomfortable if they had been in that situation. I was back in school, teaching, kids were in the gym and it was close to the end of the school day and I had to line them up again. Then I looked down and noticed I was nude from the waist down. Imagine that?!



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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo, you're soooo mean! I happen to love squirrels and all kinds of little critters. What's the reason for this fear, Colombiana? At work, sorry, no quick replys today, lol! (what are you doing up??? it's only 12:30?? LOL!) LOL, be quiet, if it was up to me I'd still be in bed but Mark says I should get up. Bastard! I'm listening to music... blasting! It's the only way to wake up. Anyway... to keep the idea of this thread... I just remembered a fear of mine (cuz of a dream I just had) being naked in public.


I enjoy women that don't have that fear and that have an affinity for "brass poles" if you know what I mean LOL!



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo, you're soooo mean! I happen to love squirrels and all kinds of little critters. What's the reason for this fear, Colombiana? At work, sorry, no quick replys today, lol! (what are you doing up??? it's only 12:30?? LOL!)


LOL, be quiet, if it was up to me I'd still be in bed but Mark says I should get up. Bastard! I'm listening to music... blasting! It's the only way to wake up.


Anyway... to keep the idea of this thread... I just remembered a fear of mine (cuz of a dream I just had) being naked in public.



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Lahtina wrote:


Dogo, you're soooo mean! I happen to love squirrels and all kinds of little critters. What's the reason for this fear, Colombiana?


At work, sorry, no quick replys today, lol!


(what are you doing up??? it's only 12:30?? LOL!)



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Dogo, you're soooo mean!


I happen to love squirrels and all kinds of little critters. What's the reason for this fear, Colombiana?



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Im afraid of heights, death, mice, rats, bees, animals staring at me (e.g. birds, squirrels) i think they're just gonna attack me.





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Im afraid of heights, death, mice, rats, bees, animals staring at me (e.g. birds, squirrels) i think they're just gonna attack me.

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ummmmm...use your imagination

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trust me...you wont die alone...ill make sure of that

hmmmmm...please elaborate girl....

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Is there a phobia to "not having cigarrettes"???? 'cause I swear, I freak!! if I don't have cigarettes


 


Bro.....You got a problem with oral fixations.............Looks like you need to always have something in your mouth..........


I don't know about you!




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Yeah, I think it's called addiction.


aaaaaaaaahh!



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Yeah, I think it's called addiction.

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Is there a phobia to "not having cigarrettes"???? 'cause I swear, I freak!! if I don't have cigarettes

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  Has anyone actually seen a person with a phobia reacts when confronted with their worst fear? I saw a show on Discovery Channel once, a woman suffering from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). When the clown walked in she just lost it. I mean it was so exaggerated that you didn't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for her (so I did both lol). No, but seriously, it's just insane. I'm scared of somethings but a phobia? No.

I don't know if you've seen the MauryPovich show.Well he once did a show on phobias and people were scared from the most insane things. Some were affraid of clowns others from snakes, others from a kitten and but the most craziest thing was, someone was affraid of something that was neither dead or alive. I can't remember what it was, but it was something you would never think of!!

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melanie wrote: I have a fear of being chased ....freaks me out Really bad experience once.  Hmm, judging by your avatar, I would never have guessed you are the "chasee".


I can protect myself better...I carry a club


pepper spray...and if i could find one I would also carry a stun gun...



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I have a fear of being chased ....freaks me out Really bad experience once. 


Hmm, judging by your avatar, I would never have guessed you are the "chasee".



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I have a fear of being chased


....freaks me out


Really bad experience once. 



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Has anyone actually seen a person with a phobia reacts when confronted with their worst fear? I saw a show on Discovery Channel once, a woman suffering from coulrophobia (fear of clowns). When the clown walked in she just lost it. I mean it was so exaggerated that you didn't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for her (so I did both lol). No, but seriously, it's just insane. I'm scared of somethings but a phobia? No.



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Nudophobia- Fear of nudity....  WTF???


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Proctophobia- Fear of rectums. WE KNOW DOGO DON'T HAVE THIS FEAR.......HE'S UP DAEVEED'S A$$ EVERY CHANCE HE GETS!!!!!


I do have that phobia, but for my own A$$!! Assooooooo!! 



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Proctophobia- Fear of rectums. WE KNOW DOGO DON'T HAVE THIS FEAR.......HE'S UP DAEVEED'S A$$ EVERY CHANCE HE GETS!!!!!


Since he's not here to defend himself, he sent me. He said you have proctophilia cuz you love being up his a$$ at every chance you get. 


 


Just a little something you and I have in common.



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chica wow wrote:


Just wondering if any foro male have this fear...Menophobia- Fear of menstruation....


Girl, I have that. I hate periods! I always feel so sad that it didn't become a baby!


 


 


NOT! See just how ridiculous that is, Bainaman?



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Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.


WE KNOW DOGO DON'T HAVE THIS FEAR.......HE'S UP DAEVEED'S A$$ EVERY CHANCE HE GETS!!!!!



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Just wondering if any foro male have this fear...Menophobia- Fear of menstruation....

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Telephonophobia and Fear of Telephones

Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones. on the list Baina!

and also speakin of insects, our beds in our apts once had a bad case of bed mites! little critters! the DR had NO CLUE what these insects were and wanted to blame it on so many other things, after enduring an allergy test, i found out i;m allergic to MSG, so i can't enjoy PHO noodle soupd like other ppl!

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