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yes, Casi me atropella un auto en varias ocasiones
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yes, me atropello uno estoy salao'o
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no, gracias a Dios uff que leche!
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I have been hit by a car twice in my lifetime....

#1: J-walking, crossing the street to get to BERLIN NIGHTLCUB and I get hit really hard right by the curve......all i remember is waking up on my back with a crowd of people just staring (probably at my beauty).....but still....no one helped me except the guy I was with....he felt bad.....the driver took off, no one got his lisence....and I walked into the club full of "SLUSH"......snow & mud mixture......
(DANNY416.....it was "F"....your brother "D"'s friend) LOL ....it's his fault I got hit......

Until now it hurts when i stand up in one place at a time AND i always need to stretch my legs straight while in a car for long periods of time......my hip hurts.......


#2: I was in MONTREAL last winter and got hit crossing this wide street .......and the only reason the car hit me was becuase once the signal's timer was at 2 seconds, he drove off.....he didn't wait to zero......and didn't even stop to see if I was ok......it was shocking!
(BTW.....in Montreal, in some areas, the little hand signal we have here to cross a street, for them it's a timer of 10 seconds....so you better run while crossing)

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Yeah I got hit by a minivan when I was 14 due to some dumbass going through a red light and causing a smaller car to crash into him, and then causing him to come onto the sidewalk that four of my friends and I were standing and knocking all of us onto the cold snow face first...well the snow kinda helped, because it froze my pain, but on the way to the hospital I started to feel it.  Due to this I have back problems, but thank God I'm alive that's the important part. 

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: 2 many times, just last week some F@ucking chino almost hit me, F@ucking Chinos they are so pendejos when it comes 2 driving and he tells me sory sory... Nice avatar Joker!!!

Thank u Chale is just 4 u..

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:


2 many times, just last week some F@ucking chino almost hit me, F@ucking Chinos they are so pendejos when it comes 2 driving and he tells me sory sory...

Nice avatar Joker!!!

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2 many times, just last week some F@ucking chino almost hit me, F@ucking Chinos they are so pendejos when it comes 2 driving and he tells me sory sory...



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Just once. I started crossing the street because my light had just turned green in accordance with the prophecy. When along comes a stupid driver who wanted to make a right turn. She checked for oncoming cars but failed to look out for pedestrians. She actually hit me before she saw me. Idiot. I don't want to propagate the belief that women drivers are the worst but... not only was she a woman, she was an Asian woman.

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ive almost been hit by a car sooo many times...im accident prone....

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Jinx wrote: que casi te atropella un auto o te atropello uno? Today I almost got hit 3 TIMES this morning! Gees Where's the rush pricks!? You gotta be careful....too many wackos driving now     Note to self: Gotta remember not to pay those pricks for missing

ayyyyyy K-bron!!! U need a spanking!

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que casi te atropella un auto o te atropello uno? Today I almost got hit 3 TIMES this morning! Gees Where's the rush pricks!?


You gotta be careful....too many wackos driving now


 


 


Note to self: Gotta remember not to pay those pricks for missing



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I don't J walk! I'm the most careful person in the world! I got hit once by a car en los carnavales en Panama y fue un police cruiser! jajajajajaja I learned from my mistakes! No more J walking!

-- Edited by Jinx at 14:30, 2005-11-23

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Jinx wrote:

que casi te atropella un auto o te atropello uno?
Today I almost got hit 3 TIMES this morning! Gees Where's the rush pricks!?




you can get fined for J walking. so stop it!

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que casi te atropella un auto o te atropello uno?


Today I almost got hit 3 TIMES this morning! Gees Where's the rush pricks!?



-- Edited by Jinx at 15:18, 2005-11-23

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