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Local Celebrity Ricky Franco aka Latinsoulchild LOVES to...

- pee in hallways and stairwells to hear it echo
- plug the nose of a snoring person then slapping them on the chest hard
- likes farting on a person sleeping with their mouth open

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Chilenita wrote:

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Guadalupana wrote: There are millions of people dying in afganistan...does anyone care about that? The day i shed a tear for celebreties and their 'misfortunes', i will let you know. I agree you should start more threads about things that matter

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Oh, you're both so, so cold-hearted. It's a sad day in celebrity-land.

I bet you all those horny men are celebrating, though!

And now it'll soon be little Britney's turn!

Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey officially separate after months of rumours

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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who turned mid-level music careers into Hollywood superstardom by celebrating their marriage in an MTV reality show and television specials, are calling it quits after months of salacious breakup rumours.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," they said in a joint statement released by their publicists.

"This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other."

Calls seeking further comment from publicists Meredith O' Sullivan and Rob Shuter were not immediately returned early Thursday.

The couple have been dogged by persistent rumours that their marriage was in trouble - Us Weekly reported that they split in an Oct. 17 issue - but Simpson and Lachey brushed the speculation aside and insisted they were still together.

In the December-January issue of Teen People, which went on newsstands earlier this month, Simpson denied rumours that the marriage was kaput.

"Hopefully mine and Nick's story will continue for the rest of our lives, like what we vowed, through sickness and in health," said Simpson, who famously professed that she remained a virgin until she got married.

The couple wed in October 2002, back when they were known simply as pop singers. But Simpson hadn't achieved the multiplatinum successes of peers Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, while Lachey was a member of the boy band 98 Degrees, which sold far fewer albums than such acts as 'N Sync and Backstreet Boys.

But the couple's reality show, Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica, which chronicled their daily lives in a new California home, turned them into stars.

The show, which ran for three seasons, made Simpson infamous for her dippy-blonde moments, including the time she confused the tuna she was eating for chicken, or when she eschewed Buffalo wings because "I don't eat buffalo."

Simpson's star status has begun to outshine Lachey's. She played Daisy Duke in this summer's hit movie The Dukes of Hazzard, and she endorses Dessert, a beauty line that includes flavoured body creams.

Lachey, whose solo album has had disappointing sales, appeared in some episodes of the sitcom Charmed.

Besides appearing in Newlyweds, the couple appeared last December on the ABC variety special Nick & Jessica's Family Christmas.

A coffee table book, Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding, also was released.

Earlier this year, the couple toured with the USO to entertain troops in the Persian Gulf.

Daeveed wrote:

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Yes, indeed, very interesting. I would also like to add a little detail....i don't CARE!!!  

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The new issue of People mag, on stands Friday, reports that Tom reveals that he and KATIE HOLMES will actually wed after their baby is born -- possibly next summer or early fall -- but no date is set yet!

The star also revealed that he bought his own sonogram machine so he can follow the baby's progress. According to People, a sonogram actually costs anywhere between $15,000 to $200,000! Tom also says once he and Katie's bundle of joy is born, he will donate the machine to a hospital.

Hollywood's "top gun" spills all these and more details on the "Barbara Walters Presents The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005," airing on ABC November 29.

umm... I just think that he doesn't want to sign that pre-nup her dad and bro whipped up.  Doesn't want to have to pay millions to some chick he banged up.

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Chilenita wrote: GENIE wrote: Chilenita wrote: GENIE wrote: MARIAH WON AN AWARD BUT HER DRESS ALMOST FELL OFF LAST NIGHT AT THE AMA! LOL LOL AND SHES GAINED A FEW POUNDS AGAIN   Yeah but if you really look at her legs, arms, tummy and overall body she is more fit that a lot of women. N        OH  I KNOW SHE LOOKS GOOD HEALTHY AND TIGHT! I JUST COULD SEE HER NYLONS CUTTING HER SIDE WHICH DID NOT LOOK PRETTY! Yeah I think her biggest problem is that she is extremly TACKY!!!!  She just sort of turned tacky somewhere along the way and she can't seem to put an outfit together!!   DID you see the awards?  Gwen Stafani sucked ASS...so did linday lohan OMG YES! WHAT WAS THAT?? WITH GWEN SO DISAPPOINTED!! LIDSAY WELL SHES JUST WRONG LOL LOL!! DUFFS WAS BETTER AND DID U SEE BOW WOW AND CIARA AND OMARION BY FAR A GOOD GREAT PERFROMANCE!  

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Yeah I thought the entire show was wack!  I remember I used to like the American Music Awards....

I liked Cindy Lauper....Rolling stones.....that's about it.

You know Genie I have to take all my Daddy Yankee comments back that is one sexy BITCH...holy he is hot....I still hate his bling but If I could just make him over a bit...linen pants....linen shirt...on a beach somewhere - YUM!!!!  He is in my yummy book now!!!!

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Chilenita wrote: GENIE wrote: MARIAH WON AN AWARD BUT HER DRESS ALMOST FELL OFF LAST NIGHT AT THE AMA! LOL LOL AND SHES GAINED A FEW POUNDS AGAIN   Yeah but if you really look at her legs, arms, tummy and overall body she is more fit that a lot of women. N        OH  I KNOW SHE LOOKS GOOD HEALTHY AND TIGHT! I JUST COULD SEE HER NYLONS CUTTING HER SIDE WHICH DID NOT LOOK PRETTY!

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Yeah I think her biggest problem is that she is extremly TACKY!!!!  She just sort of turned tacky somewhere along the way and she can't seem to put an outfit together!!

DID you see the awards?  Gwen Stafani sucked ASS...so did linday lohan

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MARIAH WON AN AWARD BUT HER DRESS ALMOST FELL OFF LAST NIGHT AT THE AMA! LOL LOL AND SHES GAINED A FEW POUNDS AGAIN  

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I did NOT watch it – LOL

I was just admiring half a boob there! LOL

When is AB performing and where?

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- Oprah will FINALLY appear on the Dave Letterman show on DEC 1 promoting her Boradway production of The Colour Purple - Ottawa wants to ban 50 cent from crossing the border and performing there, becuase they say he promotes gun violence and they wanna keep us safe - Matthew MAKHANOHAY was named the sexiest man alive - Christina Aguilera got married - Daddy Yankee & Luis Miguel made an appearance @ The American Music Awards last night (did anyone see it?) SO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON IN THE HOLLYWOOD LOOP? Is it true that JLO wants to become a pilot.....

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         LOL YES AND YANKEE LOOKED SO GOOD!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

         BRITNEY FINALLY PUBLISHED HER PICS OF HER BABY IN A MAGAZINE SHE IS ALSO LOOKING INTO STARING IN BROADWAY MUSICAL.

        PITT AND JOLIE ARE MAKING PUBLIC APPERENCES

       XTINA MADE EVERYONE SIGN A SHUT UR MOUTH CONTRACT MEANING NADA COULD BE STATED ABOUT THE WEDDING LOL

       NICOLE RITCHIE IS NOT ANORIXIC SHES ACTUALLY STRESSED ABOUT HER NEW COMPANY OPENING UP!

      PARIS WROTE A SONG ABOUT HER FRIEND RITCHIE AND HOPES NOT TO OFFEND HER!

       BOTH DUFF AND LOHAN PERFROMED BUT DUFFS WAS WAY BETTER

        AND MARIAH WON AN AWARD BUT HER DRESS ALMOST FELL OFF LAST NIGHT AT THE AMA! LOL LOL AND SHES GAINED A FEW POUNDS AGAIN