LOVE:: When you write poems about your partner. LUST: When all you write is your phone number. MARRIAGE: When all you write is checks.
LOVE: When sex is called "making love". LUST: When sex is called "doing it". MARRIAGE: When you can't remember what you used to call it.
LOVE: When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST: When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE: When you lose your child in a crowded room.
LOVE: When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST: When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE: When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE: When you argue over how many children to have. LUST: When you argue over who gets the wet spot. MARRIAGE: When you argue about money.
LOVE: When you have concern for your partner's feelings. LUST: When you have concern for your partner's test results. MARRIAGE: When you have concern for what's on TV.
LOVE: When nobody else matters. LUST: When nobody else knows. MARRIAGE: When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE: When you like to be seen in public with your partner. LUST: When you like to see each other naked. MARRIAGE: When you never see each other awake.
LOVE: When you share everything you own. LUST: When you steal everything they own. MARRIAGE: When the bank owns everything.
LOVE: When you phone each other just to say, "Hi." LUST: When you phone each other to pick a hotel room. MARRIAGE: When you phone each other to gripe.
LOVE: When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel. LUST: When the song on the radio determines how you do it. MARRIAGE: When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE: When your farewell is "I love you, darling." LUST: When your farewell is "Same time next week?" MARRIAGE: When your farewell is "Pick up some toilet paper."
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