-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. -Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. -There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. -Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day -Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.