The How-to's of ORAL SEX

Julie · Comandante

RE: The How-to's of ORAL SEX

El Mismo · Guru

Girls you better be coping and pasting what Luna Chiquita has posted....it will be very usefulll in maintaining a marriage....
Remember: Cover your teeth with your lips, with your mouth in an "O" shape.

Happy oralling....

Daeveed · Foro Master

wow, I don't know where to start......

...so i won't.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

latinsoulchild wrote:

The only advantage I see with your partner guzzling your spunk is the fact that she's actually doing the clean up. If you're in a scenario where the heat fires up and you guys end up in a spontaneous porno; for example a car, she can save the interior or someones laundry with a gulp. But for me, although it seems to many as the perfect way to "finish off"...it doesn't really tickle and g spot for me. I'm a big fan of the kissing and cuddling stuff after the fact, so I wouldn't want to "wipe her mouth" with mine...lol Which leads me to my next question. Would you guys kiss your partner after she/he has gone down on you?

I would expect them too but I don't know many men who would... tasting your own juices... mmmmmm

Guadalupana · Foro Master

latinsoulchild wrote:

Would you guys kiss your partner after she/he has gone down on you?

Dam it! i sure hope so! this is a 2 way street!

latinsoulchild · TOP Guru

The only advantage I see with your partner guzzling your spunk is the fact that she's actually doing the clean up. If you're in a scenario where the heat fires up and you guys end up in a spontaneous porno; for example a car, she can save the interior or someones laundry with a gulp. But for me, although it seems to many as the perfect way to "finish off"...it doesn't really tickle and g spot for me. I'm a big fan of the kissing and cuddling stuff after the fact, so I wouldn't want to "wipe her mouth" with mine...lol

Which leads me to my next question.

Would you guys kiss your partner after she/he has gone down on you?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: Alex Bello wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote: HUH? Huh cual parte, la de Volar o la de wife material? la de volar... a little random if you ask me... Sorry if i get to sound kind of vulgar : When I guy is coming just before the release if you close your eyes, look up (with eyes close) and open your arms, for a second you fell like you are floating in the air. like if you where flying.

Vulgarity is NEVER an issue... when I said random I meant out of the blue... didn't see it coming... ju know mang.

Alex Bello · Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

Alex Bello wrote: Luna Chiquitita wrote: HUH? Huh cual parte, la de Volar o la de wife material? la de volar... a little random if you ask me...

Sorry if i get to sound kind of vulgar :

When I guy is coming just before the release if you close your eyes, look up (with eyes close) and open your arms, for a second you fell like you are floating in the air.

like if you where flying.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LMAO POO NAILS INC. LoL

wanna buy a bottle?

wanna buy a pinapple?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Poo Nails Inc.Not only does it produce a wonderfuly delicious scent which will gives off the illusion of 'just had sex' scent, but now it is also testing the waters with fruity combinations in order to combat the foul tasting funk monster.Choose Poo Nails Inc. for all of your sexual needs. -- Edited by Chale_Tanga at 12:55, 2005-11-10

LMAO POO NAILS INC. LoL

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

Luna Chiquitita wrote: HUH? Huh cual parte, la de Volar o la de wife material?

la de volar... a little random if you ask me...

Alex Bello · Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

HUH?

Huh cual parte, la de Volar o la de wife material?

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Alex Bello wrote:

There is a rumor that says: girls who swallow aren’t wife material. What do you guys think? Cause if that’s the case where are the wife material? girls these days just keep getting better and better La persona que invento esa biana fue genio porque no creo que esas fueron las intenciones del señor cuando decidio inventar nuestras partes. y quien dijo que uno no puede volar? solo espera hasta que estes apunto de reventar, cierra los ojos mira hacia riva y abre los brazos. Diablo que felling.

HUH?

Alex Bello · Guru

There is a rumor that says: girls who swallow aren’t wife material. What do you guys think? Cause if that’s the case where are the wife material? girls these days just keep getting better and better

La persona que invento esa biana fue genio porque no creo que esas fueron las intenciones del señor cuando decidio inventar nuestras partes.

y quien dijo que uno no puede volar? solo espera hasta que estes apunto de reventar, cierra los ojos mira hacia riva y abre los brazos.

Diablo que felling.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Poo Nails Inc.

Not only does it produce a wonderfuly delicious scent which will gives off the illusion of 'just had sex' scent, but now it is also testing the waters with fruity combinations in order to combat the foul tasting funk monster.

Choose Poo Nails Inc. for all of your sexual needs.

-- Edited by Chale_Tanga at 12:55, 2005-11-10

Bainaman · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Bainaman wrote: That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Whomever decides to be with a girl solely because she swallows....is ridiculous. I have never heard a guy say that before. The whole notion of a girl swallowing...though interesting at some level for whatever reason......is not a huge deal....to me at least... Yes i agree with you, but there are sick guys out there. Good to know you're not one of them.

Not everyone is as sick and twisted and Daeveed or Dogo....you know....

But if she swallows...

SHE'S A KEEPER!!!!!!!!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
Whomever decides to be with a girl solely because she swallows....is ridiculous.
I have never heard a guy say that before.
The whole notion of a girl swallowing...though interesting at some level for whatever reason......is not a huge deal....to me at least...

Yes i agree with you, but there are sick guys out there. Good to know you're not one of them.

Bainaman · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Bainaman wrote: Guadalupana wrote: Bainaman wrote: This is an excerpt from a men's magazine.... How can I improve the taste of my semen? Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation. Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels. Would you have a taste of your own milk? Maybe not on purpose........But I'm sure that inadvertantly I have at some point. Why do you ask? i ask because to guys, a girl who swallows is a keeper or something dumb like that, but if you tell the guy to suck some back himself he'd cringe and be disgusted by it...i was just wondering why.

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

Whomever decides to be with a girl solely because she swallows....is ridiculous.

I have never heard a guy say that before.

The whole notion of a girl swallowing...though interesting at some level for whatever reason......is not a huge deal....to me at least...

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

Guadalupana wrote:
Bainaman wrote: This is an excerpt from a men's magazine.... How can I improve the taste of my semen? Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation. Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels. Would you have a taste of your own milk?

Maybe not on purpose........But I'm sure that inadvertantly I have at some point.
Why do you ask?

i ask because to guys, a girl who swallows is a keeper or something dumb like that, but if you tell the guy to suck some back himself he'd cringe and be disgusted by it...i was just wondering why.

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Would you have a taste of your own milk?

THis might be something else that poo nails inc could sell

Chale I am all for the company name!

Bainaman · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

Bainaman wrote: This is an excerpt from a men's magazine.... How can I improve the taste of my semen? Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation. Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels. Would you have a taste of your own milk?

Maybe not on purpose........But I'm sure that inadvertantly I have at some point.

Why do you ask?

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Bainaman wrote:

This is an excerpt from a men's magazine....
How can I improve the taste of my semen?
Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation.
Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

Would you have a taste of your own milk?

Bainaman · Foro Master

This is an excerpt from a men's magazine....

How can I improve the taste of my semen?

Many of our more chivalrous readers have sought to make oral sex a more palatable experience for their partners, and I wish that I could give them all some firm directions towards doing so. But this is a subject that continues to be cluttered by myths and, these old wives' tips aside, there is simply no single recipe for preparing a tastier load. The reason for this is that taste is, well, just that, a matter of taste! One woman's sugar will be another woman's poison. So rather than pointing you towards a particular menu, let's look at the alleged effects of certain foods on ejaculation.

Fruits like kiwi, watermelon, celery, and pineapple are all said to make semen taste lighter. Beer and coffee are believed to have something of an opposite effect, and could leave her with a bitter taste in the mouth. Alkaline-based foods like meat and fish produce a buttery taste, while acidic fruits (cranberries, blueberries and plums) produce a pleasant, sugary flavor. Most liqueurs will do the same, while dairy products can make for a foul taste because of their high bacterial putrefaction levels.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Chilenita wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: But then you loose all bragging rights girl! Okay true.....eau de SEX.....we should bottle that shiat up and make some money.....if Paris can sell perfume so can we How about we call it: There's a Mosca on my wall. By Poo inc.

I love it!
I absolutely love it!

Lets sell it ladies!!!!

But I think we should say by "Poo Nails Inc" ... gives it that more Asian appeal to it.

@ Luna: that hump works wonders for him... gives him that added lopsided weight for that extra 'umfff'....

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:
But then you loose all bragging rights girl!
Okay true.....eau de SEX.....we should bottle that shiat up and make some money.....if Paris can sell perfume so can we

How about we call it:

There's a Mosca on my wall.
By Poo inc.

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

I got some wicked ass shots if anyone is interested?

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND ME THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!

oH bOB... he's dreamy!! the especially like the hump and cock-eyed thing he has going on.

Jade · Guru

Guadalupana wrote:

Daeveed wrote: Chale_Tanga wrote: See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix. I guess you could cal that "poo-pootine" Oh god, i will never see a Poutine the same again.

oh man where is this thread going?!!! lol

same here on the poutine comment... the image of a yummy Bk poutine has been forever ruined...it wil never be the same...

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Luna Chiquitita wrote:

@Chale... so THAT'S what that yellow shirt you're wearing today means!!! DUH.. i should have known!!! *bow chicka bow wow*

Hellz yah!!!

While you went on your 15 minute break, me and Bob from Accounting got out freak on on top of the photocopier!!!!

I got some wicked ass shots if anyone is interested?

Chilenita · Comandante

Chale_Tanga wrote:

But then you loose all bragging rights girl!

Okay true.....eau de SEX.....we should bottle that shiat up and make some money.....if Paris can sell perfume so can we

Luna Chiquitita · Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Chilenita wrote: CHALE didn't anyone ever teach you to shower and wash up after sex.....geezzzzz don't walk around smelling like sex...you will attract dogs But then you loose all bragging rights girl! Who wants to have sex and not brag about it? If I could, I'd wear a big yellow neon shirt that says 'Ye me! I just got laid!' @ Daeveed: ewwww... lol... oh mang... there goes my love for poutine!

@Chale... so THAT'S what that yellow shirt you're wearing today means!!! DUH.. i should have known!!! *bow chicka bow wow*

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Chilenita wrote:

CHALE didn't anyone ever teach you to shower and wash up after sex.....geezzzzz don't walk around smelling like sex...you will attract dogs

But then you loose all bragging rights girl! Who wants to have sex and not brag about it? If I could, I'd wear a big yellow neon shirt that says 'Ye me! I just got laid!'

@ Daeveed: ewwww... lol... oh mang... there goes my love for poutine!

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:
See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix.

I guess you could cal that "poo-pootine"

Oh god, i will never see a Poutine the same again.

GENIE · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: LMAO read this 1 to chale LoL To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks: Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus if she get close 2 my anito I will slap her sily WTF is this... Im not sticking my finger anywhere that the sun dont shine.... I have nice nails... it would ruin them! And who wants to walk around with poo poo smelling nails? Now thats just nasty You'd be eating a french fry and be like, damn why do these fries smell like poo poo? See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix. Okay seriously you are facking funny CHALE didn't anyone ever teach you to shower and wash up after sex.....geezzzzz don't walk around smelling like sex...you will attract dogs

LMAO!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

Chale_Tanga wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: LMAO read this 1 to chale LoL To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks: Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus if she get close 2 my anito I will slap her sily WTF is this... Im not sticking my finger anywhere that the sun dont shine.... I have nice nails... it would ruin them! And who wants to walk around with poo poo smelling nails? Now thats just nasty You'd be eating a french fry and be like, damn why do these fries smell like poo poo? See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix.

Okay seriously you are facking funny

CHALE didn't anyone ever teach you to shower and wash up after sex.....geezzzzz don't walk around smelling like sex...you will attract dogs

Daeveed · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix.

I guess you could cal that "poo-pootine"

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LMAO read this 1 to chale LoL To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks: Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus if she get close 2 my anito I will slap her sily WTF is this...

Im not sticking my finger anywhere that the sun dont shine....

I have nice nails... it would ruin them! And who wants to walk around with poo poo smelling nails? Now thats just nasty

You'd be eating a french fry and be like, damn why do these fries smell like poo poo?
See... not good.... fries and poo poo just dont mix.

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Chale_Tanga wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: This is 2 funny LoL What if his penis smells? TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER.. duh... run soapy hands between his legs and around his scrotum. Pull back his foreskin and wash underneath. For real!Baby you kinda sorta smell not so fresh down there, here let me bathe you, you big ol smelly grown ass man you!!! mmm mmmm mmmm!!!nothing I love more than a big ol smelly manly man!!! mmm mmm mmmm

LMAO read this 1 to chale LoL

To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks:

Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus

if she get close 2 my anito I will slap her sily WTF is this...

Chilenita · Comandante

Guadalupana wrote:

Chilenita wrote: Daeveed wrote: It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!! The male g-spot is in the anus Is that because they're full of Sh!t? I'm kidding! but that's gross.

hahahhahahhahahha

I know it sounds nasty but Sue Johanson (sunday sex show) taught me that it's a couple of centimeters in and then up.....try it on the hubby and then tell me how it went....that is if he isn't like Daeveed and slaps you lol

Daeveed · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Daeveed wrote: It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!! The male g-spot is in the anus

I know, but my 'exit-hole' is just that.

She can put you finger in my ear if she wants to.

GENIE · Foro Master

Guadalupana wrote:

whether or not the guy is actually paying attention to all these 'tips'...i think the only thing he's really happy about is that someone wants to have his PP in their mouth.

SHES BACK WITH A BANG!!! MISSED YA MUJER

Guadalupana · Foro Master

Chilenita wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!!
The male g-spot is in the anus

Is that because they're full of Sh!t?

I'm kidding! but that's gross.

Chilenita · Comandante

Daeveed wrote:

It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!!

The male g-spot is in the anus

Guadalupana · Foro Master

whether or not the guy is actually paying attention to all these 'tips'...i think the only thing he's really happy about is that someone wants to have his PP in their mouth.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

JOKER_ESCO wrote:

This is 2 funny LoL What if his penis smells? TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER.. duh... run soapy hands between his legs and around his scrotum. Pull back his foreskin and wash underneath.

For real!

Baby you kinda sorta smell not so fresh down there, here let me bathe you, you big ol smelly grown ass man you!!!

mmm mmmm mmmm!!!

nothing I love more than a big ol smelly manly man!!! mmm mmm mmmm

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

This is 2 funny LoL

What if his penis smells?

TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER.. duh... run soapy hands between his legs and around his scrotum. Pull back his foreskin and wash underneath.

Jade · Guru

Daeveed wrote:

To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks: Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus That'll push me over the edge alright...It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!!

LMAO!! LOL ure too much...

Daeveed · Foro Master

To push him over the edge, unashamedly try one (or more) of the following tricks:

Insert a well-lubricated finger into his anus

That'll push me over the edge alright...It'll make me slap her...wtf are you doing!!!

Chilenita · Comandante

Bainaman wrote:

Am I really supposed to suck?No, in fact suction can sometimes feel uncomfortable for him. WHO CAME UP WITH THAT????

I was JUST thinking the same thing.....sucking never hurt anyone

Bainaman · Foro Master

Am I really supposed to suck?
No, in fact suction can sometimes feel uncomfortable for him.

WHO CAME UP WITH THAT????

Jade · Guru

Yeah..

.can we say "SPECIFIC" on the above...or maybe I am thinking of the word EXPLICIT..lol either way its still early in the morning for specifics! lol