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what about...is school is getting in the way, I don't have time for u.

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It has been. Deleted accounts go but posts stay. Whatever happens in foro, stays in foro.


Ohhh....


 


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wrote: I'M NOT INTO GUYS..... I'M INTO GIRLS!!!!     hmmmmm    i thought this account (original Gitana) was deleted......      oh well.....   Easy way to break up.... STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.... if they don't get it the first time.. too bad!!!!   

It has been. Deleted accounts go but posts stay. Whatever happens in foro, stays in foro.

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I'M NOT INTO GUYS..... I'M INTO GIRLS!!!!


 


 


hmmmmm    i thought this account (original Gitana) was deleted...... 


 


 


oh well.....


 


Easy way to break up....


STRAIGHT TO THE POINT.... if they don't get it the first time.. too bad!!!! 


 



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Easiest way to break up would be the phone.  Too many emotions happen face-to-face and when waiting to break up with them its just far too difficult and just dont wanna deal with it.  Dumb excuses I've used in the past....


You're a great person but I think were better off as friends (very common but works for me)


I'm just not feeling it anymore, nothing wrong with you I just don't feel it. 


 



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@ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL

POIIIIIIO!!




Not to be confused with "Polla".

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I like your question...


Who says we have to all be honest, all the time?


I think, if you care about someone, then yes, we should be honest and up-front with that person.  It's in our best interest and theirs...however, if two people like one another, no basic trust/relationship has been established.


It's just as easy to say a white lie, say nothing and basically, break off the relationship.  Both guys and girls know...


"All is fair, in love and war".


cheers!



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Mami no se como decirte esto porque no es nada facil, Ella es tu mejor amiga, pero ella no tiene la culpa, te juro que yo fui el atrevido, ademas fue como el viejo y conosido refran "La Mujer Opone y El Hombre Dispone" por favor no llores, si quieres podemos seguir siendo buenos amigos? anda morenita linda mi cosita preciosa di que si?


 


 


AB.......


 



-- Edited by Alex Bello at 23:50, 2005-11-09

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"Your mom moans nicer than you do"


HAHAHAHA!!!


That's just brutally honest...but hey, if u like the MILFs its all gravy baby



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"Your mom moans nicer than you do"

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I can't take your farts anymore...


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I'M NOT INTO GUYS..... I'M INTO GIRLS!!!!

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§¦§¤« ßêÅüT¥ ÂlWãÿS ÇømÊs WîtH ÐãRk ThØûGhtS »¤§¦§


 


LAS FRASES MÁS USADAS POR LAS MUJERES PARA RECHAZAR A LOS HOMBRES Y LO QUE REALMENTE SIGNIFICAN:


1. Te quiero como a un hermano. = (sos un pendejo). 
2. Hay una ligera diferencia de edades. = (sería como hacerlo con mi tata ). 
3. Mi vida ya es demasiado complicada. = (me perdería las llamadas de teléfono de todos los otros hombres con los que salgo). 
4. Tengo novio. = (.....y aunque no estoy satisfecha está rebalsado de pisto" plata"). 
5. No salgo con gente del trabajo. = (no saldría con vos aunque estuviéramos solos en el mismo sistema solar, menos estando en el mismo edificio). 
6. No es culpa tuya, es mía. = (es culpa tuya). 
7. Quiero concentrarme en mi carrera. = (aun algo tan aburrido y frustrante como mi trabajo es mejor que salir con vos) 
8. Soy virgen. = (no me jodas, vengo de un motel y estoy cansada). 
9. Seamos amigos. = (quiero que estés cerca así puedo contarte todos los detalles de los otros hombres con los que salgo).


 


LAS FRASES MÁS USADAS POR LOS HOMBRES PARA RECHAZAR A LAS MUJERES Y LO QUE REALMENTE SIGNIFICAN:


1. Sos como una hermana para mí. = (sos un bagre) 


2. Hay una ligera diferencia de edades. = (sos un bagre). 
3. No me atraes de "ésa" manera. = (sos un bagre). 
4. Mi vida ya es demasiado complicada. = (sos un bagre). 
5. Tengo novia. = (sos un bagre). 
6. No salgo con gente del trabajo. = (sos un bagre). 
7. No es culpa tuya, es mía. = (sos un bagre). 
8. Quiero concentrarme en mi carrera. = (sos un bagre). 
9. Seamos amigos. = (sos un bagre). 




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Phantasma wrote:


RICKYRICARDO wrote: How about the excuse:   We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)   what do you guys think?..anybody has use it? hey there's nothin wrong with breaks! its all the fun of cheatin without the guilt!


 


Phantasma...good point bro....got to remember that one



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RICKYRICARDO wrote: How about the excuse:   We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)   what do you guys think?..anybody has use it? SEE THAT'S FUNNY...!!! I THINK EVERYONE HAS USED THIS LINE OR HAS THIS LINE BEEN USED TO THEM AT SOME POINT IN THERE LIFE...  THIS LINE..."WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK"... IN REALTY IT REALLY MEANS..."I MET SOMEONE ELSE AND I WANT TO FOOL AROUND WITH THEM...AND YOU ARE IN MY WAY...SO I WANT TO END IT WITH YOU...AND WHEN I AM DONE...I'LL BE BACK...SO WAIT FOR ME"... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TAKING A BREAK...IT'S EITHER OVER OR NOT...!!!


 


Thanks preciosa...that's exactly what I think it means...



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I haven't used excuses, i more straight up!!But when that doesn't work, i have gotten my male friend to pick up the phone and say something!!

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I haven't given excuses,. I just tell him what I think and why this "relation" won't work out,.beign honest is better than making up excuses,.

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RICKYRICARDO wrote: How about the excuse:   We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)   what do you guys think?..anybody has use it? SEE THAT'S FUNNY...!!! I THINK EVERYONE HAS USED THIS LINE OR HAS THIS LINE BEEN USED TO THEM AT SOME POINT IN THERE LIFE...  THIS LINE..."WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK"... IN REALTY IT REALLY MEANS..."I MET SOMEONE ELSE AND I WANT TO FOOL AROUND WITH THEM...AND YOU ARE IN MY WAY...SO I WANT TO END IT WITH YOU...AND WHEN I AM DONE...I'LL BE BACK...SO WAIT FOR ME"... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TAKING A BREAK...IT'S EITHER OVER OR NOT...!!!


LMAO! 


This is so true.  Like I like to say "either the light is on or the light is off".  Simple.



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 I add one : "no sos vos, soy yo.." 



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RICKYRICARDO wrote:

How about the excuse:
 
We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)
 
what do you guys think?..anybody has use it?




hey there's nothin wrong with breaks! its all the fun of cheatin without the guilt!

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RICKYRICARDO wrote:


How about the excuse:   We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)   what do you guys think?..anybody has use it?


SEE THAT'S FUNNY...!!!


I THINK EVERYONE HAS USED THIS LINE OR HAS THIS LINE BEEN USED TO THEM AT SOME POINT IN THERE LIFE... 


THIS LINE..."WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK"...


IN REALTY IT REALLY MEANS..."I MET SOMEONE ELSE AND I WANT TO FOOL AROUND WITH THEM...AND YOU ARE IN MY WAY...SO I WANT TO END IT WITH YOU...AND WHEN I AM DONE...I'LL BE BACK...SO WAIT FOR ME"...


THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TAKING A BREAK...IT'S EITHER OVER OR NOT...!!!



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Dogo wrote: Shei wrote: Dogo wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL POIIIIIIO!!      mmmm, no suena muy argentino... Lol.. es que si aca no hablas asi te gastan hasta pasado maniana!!!! tenes suerte que no venis a las reuniones del foro!!  estan todos shhhhh esto y shhhhhh lo otro, no se dejan de joder!!!!  LOL!!!      hmmmm, pero....el "shhhh" es muy sensual...  aprovechalo!!! después me contás!! Lol


SHHIIII! me contaron SHO por las dudaSH SHiempre lo uSHo



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Dogo wrote:


Shei wrote: Dogo wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL POIIIIIIO!!      mmmm, no suena muy argentino... Lol.. es que si aca no hablas asi te gastan hasta pasado maniana!!!! tenes suerte que no venis a las reuniones del foro!!  estan todos shhhhh esto y shhhhhh lo otro, no se dejan de joder!!!!  LOL!!!


 


   hmmmm, pero....el "shhhh" es muy sensual...  aprovechalo!!! después me contás!! Lol



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Shei wrote:


Dogo wrote: LaDyBuG wrote: @ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL POIIIIIIO!!      mmmm, no suena muy argentino... Lol..


es que si aca no hablas asi te gastan hasta pasado maniana!!!! tenes suerte que no venis a las reuniones del foro!!  estan todos shhhhh esto y shhhhhh lo otro, no se dejan de joder!!!! 


LOL!!!



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How about the excuse:


 


We need to take a break...(white people's  excuse to break up)


 


what do you guys think?..anybody has use it?



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Dogo wrote:


LaDyBuG wrote: @ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL POIIIIIIO!!


 


   mmmm, no suena muy argentino... Lol..



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LaDyBuG wrote:


@ DOGO HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH? LOL


POIIIIIIO!!



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Princess Jazmin wrote: Bainaman wrote: I had a girl ask me one time... "Where is this relationship going???" I said..."Nowhere!" Can you believe.......She got mad at me?!?!? She asked me for the truth.....and I told her..... Women....I tell ya......Even when you give them what they want.....they still ain't satisfied!!!! LOL that's classic, its cause she didn't expect u to say yes!  HAHAHA...sucka! Are you normal??? Can you read?? I never said YES!!!!

oops, i guess my contact fell out...but ur still a sucka for fallin into that trap!  She totally wanted u to say ur in it for da longterM!

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Princess Jazmin wrote:

Bainaman wrote:
I had a girl ask me one time... "Where is this relationship going???" I said..."Nowhere!" Can you believe.......She got mad at me?!?!? She asked me for the truth.....and I told her..... Women....I tell ya......Even when you give them what they want.....they still ain't satisfied!!!!
LOL that's classic, its cause she didn't expect u to say yes!  HAHAHA...sucka!




Are you normal???

Can you read??

I never said YES!!!!



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I had a girl ask me one time... "Where is this relationship going???" I said..."Nowhere!" Can you believe.......She got mad at me?!?!? She asked me for the truth.....and I told her..... Women....I tell ya......Even when you give them what they want.....they still ain't satisfied!!!!

LOL that's classic, its cause she didn't expect u to say yes!  HAHAHA...sucka!

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Princess Jazmin wrote: honestly though, wats da dumbest excues u've given cause she got weird on u? That I can remember, I've never given an "excuse", to be honest about it is the best way out (I don't know if you were asking me or not but..... you should click on the "quote" button on my post if you were......... don't confuse me woman!!!!! LOL!)



 


sorry dogo, i'm neuvo at this!  excuses get out of hand...take da gay guy...not so sure he's really gay!



-- Edited by Princess Jazmin at 19:48, 2005-11-08

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@ DOGO

HOW DO YOU SAY CHICKEN IN SPANISH?

LOL


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Princess Jazmin wrote:


honestly though, wats da dumbest excues u've given cause she got weird on u?


That I can remember, I've never given an "excuse", to be honest about it is the best way out


(I don't know if you were asking me or not but..... you should click on the "quote" button on my post if you were......... don't confuse me woman!!!!! LOL!)



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I had a girl ask me one time...

"Where is this relationship going???"

I said..."Nowhere!"

Can you believe.......She got mad at me?!?!?

She asked me for the truth.....and I told her.....

Women....I tell ya......Even when you give them what they want.....they still ain't satisfied!!!!



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honestly though, wats da dumbest excues u've given cause she got weird on u?

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How the hell did I get 2 posts!!????

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Rebelde wrote: Dogo wrote: I would say....... "I don't think your big brother likes me, and he's much bigger than me, so.... chau!!" Chicken A live chicken is better tan a dead macho!

That's true

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Dogo wrote: I would say....... "I don't think your big brother likes me, and he's much bigger than me, so.... chau!!" Chicken



Ya well, a live chicken is better than a dead macho!



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Rebelde wrote:


Dogo wrote: I would say....... "I don't think your big brother likes me, and he's much bigger than me, so.... chau!!" Chicken


A live chicken is better tan a dead macho!



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Dogo wrote:


I would say....... "I don't think your big brother likes me, and he's much bigger than me, so.... chau!!"

Chicken

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I would say....... "I don't think your big brother likes me, and he's much bigger than me, so.... chau!!"

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You got "D"?!?!?!?!?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



SUCKS TO BE YOU!!!!!
























I'm kidding....







I'd say it straight up.

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THis is too funny.......


i'd tell them i have mono.....hehehe no just kidding thats not cool.


I'd tell them straight and avoid them if they didn't get the point.



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Guys fill me in here would u...


say ur not feelin a girl anymore would you:


a) tell her straight up, i'm not into this relationship


b) tell her ur dying


c) say ur not ready for a longterm relationship


d)  reveal that ur gay


 


LET ME TELL U THAT (D) HAS BEEN USED AND IT IS NOT PRETTY!!!!  Ok, ur gay, no problem, watever floats ur boat buddy...why r u callin me back askin to go out for a movie and then 'chill' at ur house after!



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