QUE chula LINDA wrote:

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I feel like having pizza now.  This thread made me hungry. 

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Papas is to Empanadas what Huevos is to Pizza.

La señora me miro con cara de susto.....but then... just then, she realized I was a six legged mutant.

Maracuya wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Maracuya wrote: Dogo wrote: Maracuya wrote: dogo are you argentinian? Yes, that's why I can't say Shuca (yuca) lol! and hence we can't say Shuca the same way either ~ "We" meaning from where? Uruguay? no, no, You have a point............ wouldn't argentinians and uruguaysans say Shuca/Yuca differenctly i can't spell at this hour either............

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Well no, not really I don't think there's other latin american countries that pronounce the "SH" as much as argentina (buenos aires mainly) and uruguay, we pretty much say it the same way... SSHHUUUUCA !! lol!

Maracuya wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Maracuya wrote: Dogo wrote: Maracuya wrote: dogo are you argentinian? Yes, that's why I can't say Shuca (yuca) lol! and hence we can't say Shuca the same way either ~ "We" meaning from where? Uruguay? oh, no what i mean was i can't say Shuca.. I say Yuca.. (Ecuador)

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Oh ya!!! sorry I'm feeling a little bit "boludo" today

Maracuya wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Maracuya wrote: dogo are you argentinian? Yes, that's why I can't say Shuca (yuca) lol! and hence we can't say Shuca the same way either ~

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"We" meaning from where? Uruguay?

Maracuya wrote:

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dogo are you argentinian?

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Yes, that's why I can't say Shuca (yuca) lol!

Dogo wrote:

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Dogo wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments). KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something Ya, cause eggs on pizza makes so much more sense Wa?... what's wrong with egg? On a pizza?????  Neva eva heard of that, but it must be the best pizza in the world, being from Argentina and all.  LOL You know it!! (are you being sarcastic)

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Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments). KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something Ya, cause eggs on pizza makes so much more sense Wa?... what's wrong with egg? On a pizza?????  Neva eva heard of that, but it must be the best pizza in the world, being from Argentina and all.  LOL

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You know it!!

(are you being sarcastic)

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments). KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something Ya, cause eggs on pizza makes so much more sense

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Wa?... what's wrong with egg?

Dogo wrote:

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Lahtina wrote: Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments). KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something

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Dogo wrote:

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McOSIRIS wrote: Julie wrote: It will be South African's wine for me. Good memories  from GDL So when is the pizza party taking place ? Pizza and wine???? awesome!!! I'll bring my Santa Carolina Merlot Isn't having pizza with wine like having swordfish with root beer?

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YUMMY pIZZA,. i like with italian sausage,..tomatoes and mushrooms,.. garlic sauce is a must,. and extra tomatoe sauce on the top,. mmmmmmmm,..

It will be South African's wine for me. Good memories  from GDL

So when is the pizza party taking place ?

So Pancho, when are you going to show us your talent as a cook ? I'll bring some wine if you prepare the cheese one

Because, for me, wine and cheese.........Que puedo decir

Bainaman wrote:

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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments). KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something I guess she puts ketchup on her pizza 'cause it's FUNNER to eat that way

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No dude! that would be plain STUPIDNESS!!

Lahtina wrote:

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Well, I like pizza with any topping pretty much but it's gotta have ketchup and hot sauce as well. And screw you Baina and Dogo. (Just in case you were gonna post any smartarse comments).

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KETCHUP!!!!????????? ON PIZZA!!!!??????........ you must be messican or something

latinsoulchild wrote:

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That was funny...I'm seriously gonna try one of those..lol

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         I FINALLY READ THE ENTIRE LIST SOME ARE HILARIOUS IM GONNA PRINT IT OUT TO TRY THEM I LOVE THEM THERE JOKES!!! I LIKE THE ONE CAN U PLEASE MAKE SURE THE CURST IS ON TOP THIS TIME!!!

Lahtina wrote:

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@ Daeveed: Did you actually feel like having pizza or were you bored out of your mind?

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wrong and wrong....I'm surprised you didn't guess.

I was stoned!

Wonderful things happen when you're stoned.

Have you guys ever tried one of these?

I've tried a few. The best one was 75, they got all confused hehehehe.

You guys gotta try this.

100 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 
3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 
8. Answer their questions with questions. 
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition, ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 
10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT SYSTEM. 
11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 

12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 
13. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread." 
15. Stutter on the letter "p." 
16. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!) 
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 
18. Crack your knuckles into the receiver. 
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 
20. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If asked "Would you like drinks with that?", panic and become disoriented. 
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. 
22. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings. 
23. Change your accent every three seconds. 
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?" 
26. Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't." 
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 
28. Rent a pizza. 
29. Order while using an electric knife sharpener. 
30. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 

31. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. 
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." 
33. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 
34. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 
35. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 
36. Imitate the order taker's voice. 
37. Eliminate verbs from your speech. 
38. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now." 
39. Play a sitar in the background. 
40. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. 
41. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music. 
42. Ask to see a menu. 
43. Quote Carl Sandberg. 
44. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back. 
45. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 
46. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. 
47. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 
48. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 
49. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!" 
50. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?" 
51. Psychoanalyze the order taker. 
52. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again. 
53. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 
55. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. 
56. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired. 
57. Report a petty theft to the order taker. 
58. Use expletives like "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 
59. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 
60. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 
61. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs. 
62. Try to talk while drinking something. 

63. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 
64. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 
65. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 
66. Be vague in your order. 
67. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." 
68. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. 
69. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff. 
70. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
71. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get. 
72. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 
73. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that. 
74. Detect the order taker's psychic aura. Use it to your advantage. 
75. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
76. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 
77. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. 
78. Perfect a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 
79. Put them on hold. 
80. Teach the order taker a scret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
81. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
82. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
83. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

84. When you'ge given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
85. Haggle.
86. Order a one-inch pizza.
87. Order term life insurance.
88. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
89. Order with a Speak-n-Spell where applicable. 
90. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
91. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

92. Engage in some serious swapping.
93. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
94. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
95. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
96. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
97. Order a steamed pizza.
98. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up.
99. Offer to pay for the pizza with a public flogging.
If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker,

100. Say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

LaDyBuG wrote:

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Me encantan la aceitunas negras.....yummm! Y hay gente del foro que les gusta "la concha negra"......probably on a Pizza too....LOL

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