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Rasta Pika, here you go man 3 burritos, 2 tamales and some horchata, tell the midget to go FuCk himself.....and here is an oregano empanada... ain't the judge hot??....it's $5 man.

Rebelde, here's your burrito....that's $5.

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I know....I hear undercover immigration officials attend these functions..lol

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OH SNAP...... RICKY NO TE OLVIDES DEL PASAPORTE MAN...

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So which side is gonna do their opening statement?

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REBELDE: SHHHHH... DUN TELL NOBODY DAEVEED IS MY BURRITO AND TAMALES DEALER....

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Rebelde wrote:


is the jury incommunicado......or do we have contact with the outside world? i wouldn't want to be in any sort of danger? how long is this trial?


thats a good question...


and if they jury is 'incommunicado' as redelde so eloquently put it....were do we get put up? it better be the four seasons or the hyatt....and I better get free room service....


and who is my room mate? do we get to choose our own? I dont want Fea...she snores...




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thats it i've got it i'm going to wear the purple nailpolish i heard its his favourite colour...................................hey daeveed can i get a burrito too after you are done serving Ke Te Pika.


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**psssst   psssst  ey Daeveed, over here in the alley man.....   hook me up w 3 burritos, 2 tamales and some horchata dude.... u got any "oregano"??  zeen..**


 



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Rasta Pika: Please Tell us how the accounts took place


Midget: Chale let me hit it.


 


 



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is the jury incommunicado......or do we have contact with the outside world? i wouldn't want to be in any sort of danger? how long is this trial? i have very important things to do.........................................hmmm what colour should i paint my nails today. which one will get me the attention of that other cute jury member............hmmmmmmmm 

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I WANNA BE ON THE JURY!!! I think I can bring some very useful and incriminating information to the deliberation process.


@Daeveed - dos tacitos pls... do you have any nacatamales on sale?? I'm a little hungry this morning



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BELLO....SCROLL UP QUERIDO....LOL KE TE IS BEING DEFENDED BY BEAT KEEPER AND TANGA HAS LEGAL AID FOR NOW, UNTIL SHE PICKS A REAL LAWYER IM GONNA HAVE TO HOLD U IN CONTEMPT, FOR TELLING A JUDGE TO BE PROFESSIONAL. LOL


My name is no whare to be found? what am I and how much does a jury member get paid for the service? 

-- Edited by Alex Bello at 10:54, 2005-11-04

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


I wonder if he sells oregano ?


 


[whispering] pssst....hay mucha ropa tendida aca seņor.....pero le puedo dar una empanada con relleno 'especial' si quiere....


 


TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....
 



 



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CHILENITA  DO YOU SWEAR TO KEEP YOUR SHOES ON AND NOTHING BUT YOUR SHOES ON AT ALL TIMES? PROCEED....................

I swear!!!  Just a regular Friday night.....

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BELLO....SCROLL UP QUERIDO....LOL KE TE IS BEING DEFENDED BY BEAT KEEPER AND TANGA HAS LEGAL AID FOR NOW, UNTIL SHE PICKS A REAL LAWYER IM GONNA HAVE TO HOLD U IN CONTEMPT, FOR TELLING A JUDGE TO BE PROFESSIONAL. LOL

Me? Legal Aid?


to this I say....





NIGGAH PLEASE!!




I am MY OWN damn lawyer.... brap! brap!
I rock!



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McOSIRIS wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
Pancho Cachondo wrote: che weon ! 2 tamales porfix ! that's $5 seņor.
hahahahaha Daeveed el "tamalero"....




I wonder if he sells oregano ?

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Daeveed wrote:


Pancho Cachondo wrote: che weon ! 2 tamales porfix ! that's $5 seņor.

hahahahaha Daeveed el "tamalero"....

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Pancho Cachondo wrote:


che weon ! 2 tamales porfix !

that's $5 seņor.

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BELLO....SCROLL UP QUERIDO....LOL

KE TE IS BEING DEFENDED BY BEAT KEEPER

AND

TANGA HAS LEGAL AID FOR NOW, UNTIL SHE PICKS A REAL LAWYER

IM GONNA HAVE TO HOLD U IN CONTEMPT, FOR TELLING A JUDGE TO BE PROFESSIONAL.

LOL

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Daeveed wrote:

TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....
 
TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....
 
TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....




LMAO! che weon !

2 tamales porfix !

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TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....


 


TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....


 


TAMALEEEEESSS, NACHOOOOSSSS, BURRITOOOOSSSS, SOPAIPILLAAAAAAAASSSS, EMPANADAAAAAAASSS.....



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THE COURT IS NOW IN RECESS. THIS TRIAL WILL PROCEED UPON THE ARRIVAL OF BOTH COUNCIL. MAY I REMIND THE "EXTRAS" TO STAY QUIET THROUGH THE TRIAL..... COURT WILL AJOURN FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.


ok but who are the lawyers or are they deffending themself?


come on, be proffecional and do it right



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My apologizes....I didn't know she was underage...


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THE COURT IS NOW IN RECESS.

THIS TRIAL WILL PROCEED UPON THE ARRIVAL OF BOTH COUNCIL.

MAY I REMIND THE "EXTRAS" TO STAY QUIET THROUGH THE TRIAL.....

COURT WILL AJOURN FIRST THING MONDAY MORNING.



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Daeveed wrote:


Hello.....is...I'm sorry......is this where I have to pay my traffic ticket????


jajajajaja ohh that was too funny


 


Hey hey can i be a lawyer or a jury can i at lease be the police man to keep it in order?



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But the lady over there told me I had to come here and talk to anyone here. It's just a ticket....I wannna fight it.

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Damn Can I be in the jury.......

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PANCHO & ANGELITA

PLS WAIT FOR MISS TANGA TO ASK FOR YOUR SERVCES....IN THE MEANTIME,
DO NOT INTERRUPT MY COURTROOM UNTIL A RECESS IS CALLED.....

COUNCIL....YOU MAY PROCEED......(LOL)

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@ DAEVEED

MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER....

PLS WAIT OUTSIDE OR SPEAK TO AN OFFICER AT THE ENTRANCE ABOUT YOUR TICKET.

MISS KE TE HAS MENTAL ISSUES AND SHE CANNOT HANDLE DISTRACTIONS....

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Does anybody need to speak to a councel before proceeding with the trial???

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I would like to offer my services as Lawyer wanna be

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Hello.....is...I'm sorry......is this where I have to pay my traffic ticket????

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ALL RISE!

THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION....LOL

CASE # 6969696969

MISS KE TE IS SUING MISS CHALE TANGA ON THE FOLLOWING CHARGES:

1. DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER BY INSINUATING THAT MISS KE TE DID THE 69 AT A CLUB WITH A BIG BLACK GUY

2. BREECH OF CONFIDENTIALITY....SHE BAITED OUT HER FRIEND

4. CONSTANT HARRASSMENT ABOUT THE CLIENT AND HER LOVE OF TROPICAL FRUITS SUCH AS BANANAS

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JUDGE: LADYBUG

PLAINTIFF: MISS KE TE

DEFENDANT: MISS CHALE TANGA

PLAINTIFF'S LAWYER: BEAT KEEPER

DEFENDANT'S LAWYER: LEGAL AID (LOL)

THE 12 MEMBER JURY MAY COMMENT AT ANY POINT BEFORE DELIVERING FINAL VERDICT.

DOGO
BAINAMAN
LATINSOULCHILD
GENIE
BUFFY
CHILENITA
GITANA
ZIPOTE
COLOMBIANA
KE TE PIKA
FEA
REBELDE

DO YOU SWEAR TO KEEP YOUR SHOES ON AND NOTHING BUT YOUR SHOES ON AT ALL TIMES?

PROCEED....................

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