CON UN POQUITO DE CREDITO TO SOME MEMBERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE !!!!!!!        FELLA's which category do you think your lover, wife, or girlfriend has placed you?

LADIES some of this dick will make you well...you figure it out.....


MISERABLE DICK-

When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things, does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this
department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long,stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he was in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give
him some head and only find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite have weak game?" To top
everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind your going to try to get the best out of this even if you have to make
yourself cum and he beats you to the punch. DAMN, I cannot believe he came in 3 minutes!!!

TOLERABLE DICK-

This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a
tear. Then he puts his dick in, for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is UN-timing and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding out on it as if you
were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvic real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to get your mind
off this less filling dick. It's funny because in the man's mind he'll say,
that we just have big pussy's from having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates the size of
the penis. If she has had children already it will only shrink so much.

INTERNET DICK-

Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see, online they talk a damn good game. You meet and you ****. The catch is
you had an orgasm online, over the phone and a fake orgasm in person. But, there are some Internet dicks that are exceptions to this definition. Bottom line____________. HE COULD NOT MAKE YOU CUM!!


OVERWHELMED DICK-

I believe this dick ladies we all can testify to. Whoa! This is the type of
dick you misjudged. You saw some signs of weakness in this man. He always caters to you and really does not discuss what he can do in bed with you. When kissing him, you notice you make his knees weak. You
hold out on giving him some and tease him. You know what size dick he has because you have either A: Only gave him some mean-ass
head. Or B: Stroked it while he was
wearing pants or boxers. So, you thought in your mind, "I am going to pussy feed and whip him." Only to find he laid the "SMACK
DOWN" on your pussy. He had you in a figure eight. You were so overwhelmed that you could not even speak. Your whole pre-calculated **** was down the drain. He had more game than you. He was like an
energizer bunny that kept going and going. You could not even hang. Now you
look at him in a different light.

PUNISHABLE DICK-

This is the dick that pisses me off the most. You see, the guy you're sleeping with punishes your pussy. If he, had a bad or
good day at work, "he punishes your pussy." If he, had a good or bad meal, "he punishes your pussy." If he's pissed off at you,
"he punishes your pussy." No matter what, "he punishes your pussy." It is easy to tell if the guy your with falls into this category. He always uses phrases like these
when he is ****ing you:
"DON'T RUN FROM THIS DICK!",
"AIN'T THIS SOME GOOD DICK?"
"TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS DICK!"
"WHAT IS MY NAME?"
"WHOSE PUSSY THIS BELONGS TO?"
"I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKING SHIT NOW!" and
finally,
"YOU LIKE WHEN DADDY GETS THIS PUSSY AND WHIPS IT?"

While all this is being said, he is literally smacking your ass, ****ing
your walls sore, sweat is dripping like it was raining and he acts like he is in a fight.

GUILTY DICK-

Ladies who have cheated on their man temporarily can say, "AMEN" to this type of dick. Ladies, this is the type of dick that
makes you cry and confess to your man you ****ed someone else. The guilty dick made you want to tell somebody. Guilty dick is in a class of it's own. Guilty dick makes you look and feel different about the dick you got at home. Guilty dick made you have multiple orgasms. Made you cry and you had no clue to why. This dick is so intense, when it is being administered it sent you in a trance.

He has a slow long stroke, sweats on you, asks you if you're comfortable about six times, you started at 6 PM and it is now
going on 9 PM and he is not tired and has not cum yet. He licks on your pussy as if he was a baby cat licking warm milk, he savors it like you're the main course meal, he smells it like fine wine and does not rush from the spot, he flips you over and begins licking your pussy from the back and your ass at the same time. He takes his fingers and inserts them in your pussy and looks at you, offers you a taste and begins sucking the juice/cum off of his fingers. By now you're in shock and forgot all about your man. You act as if you want him to stop, but the walls of your pussy is screaming for
more. He has at least two inches more than your man. Guilty dick makes you think in your mind for a split second, "Oh Baby! I am sorry." Guilty dick in the end you try to avoid. When you're back with your man,you're
wondering why he cannot perform like guilty dick. You even have the nerve to get mad and then instruct him to do what guilty dick
did to you.

PLEASURABLE DICK-

This is good convenient dick. Easy dick. Dick you can call when your body needs a fix. You might as well call it "SPLAKEVELLIE."
He gives you major head like GUILTY DICK and ****s you like GUILTY DICK.

Only thing is, you do not have a man, so you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call the dick is ready. His dick craves your
pussy. This dick is available anytime, anyplace.

GOD DAMN DICK-

Ladies, now this is dick that will definitely send you to hell if your not
married to it. This dick is just like PLEASURABLE and GUILTY DICK. His dick is any where from 9.5 to 11inches long and the
circumference of a half dollar. This dick makes you numb, cry and pray all at the same time. While he is getting it doggy style
you look towards the heavens and say, "GOD DAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD DICK!"!

CAP'N DICK-

This is the gold mine dick. This dick is the dick thatyou commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this dick. When you get this dick, you go through convulsions. This is the dick that makes you EVERREADY. You call in sick from work for it. GOSH!!! This dick is so major it is OVERWHELMED DICK, PLEASURABLE DICK, GUILTY DICK, and GOD DAMN DICK
all in one. This is the dick that you want to put insurance on, just in case anything should happen to it. This dick makes you
stutter while speaking and have you nervous for no reason.

PS YOU OWE ME ONE C.W.