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@JOKER


 


U SURE U WERENT IN DA PASSENGER SEAT???



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

LGigolo wrote: SOMEONE wrote: LGigolo wrote: Dogo wrote: what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if? If the cop is straight, he might DOUBLE the fine… if he is gay, he might take you home for a lil discount! LOL LoL how do u know this LG ???? LoL because JOKER_ESCO told me so! LOL Yeah What Ever LoL I don't Have a ride LoL so it wasn't me LoL
I must be confused, maybe it was the OTHER joker! LMAO

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LGigolo wrote:

SOMEONE wrote: LGigolo wrote: Dogo wrote: what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if? If the cop is straight, he might DOUBLE the fine… if he is gay, he might take you home for a lil discount! LOL LoL how do u know this LG ???? LoL because JOKER_ESCO told me so! LOL
Yeah What Ever LoL I don't Have a ride LoL so it wasn't me LoL

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SOMEONE wrote:

LGigolo wrote: Dogo wrote: what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if? If the cop is straight, he might DOUBLE the fine… if he is gay, he might take you home for a lil discount! LOL LoL how do u know this LG ???? LoL
because JOKER_ESCO told me so! LOL

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I PRETEND DAT I WAS SICK AND I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT HOME....


 


SO WHEN DA OFFICER WENT BACK TO HIS CAR I OPENED DA DOOR AND MADE MYSELF PUKE.....



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LGigolo wrote:

Dogo wrote: what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if? If the cop is straight, he might DOUBLE the fine… if he is gay, he might take you home for a lil discount! LOL
LoL how do u know this LG ???? LoL

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Dogo wrote:

Chilenita wrote: dogo and gigy....yep great minds think alike.  For some strange reason it works better if you are a female Lets see male excuses for speeding: I just **** my pants....OMG I am so embarassed but I have to get home "sorry my bother just passed away back home and I am totally distracted, I never speed....he was a cop too" what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if?

hummm interesting if he is "scared" of gay men and can't even talk to them then it might work cuz he will be scared of you....


If he is a gay bashing wacko cop then he might tie you up.....call his crazy cop friends and they might gang rape you and then leave you to die....


You may want  to use on of the other excuses I posted just in case .....dont take any chances.



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Dogo wrote:

what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if?

If the cop is straight, he might DOUBLE the fine… if he is gay, he might take you home for a lil discount! LOL



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Chilenita wrote:

dogo and gigy....yep great minds think alike.  For some strange reason it works better if you are a female Lets see male excuses for speeding: I just **** my pants....OMG I am so embarassed but I have to get home "sorry my bother just passed away back home and I am totally distracted, I never speed....he was a cop too"


what if i acted gay? hmmmm not sure I'm willing to do it, but what if?



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dogo and gigy....yep great minds think alike.  For some strange reason it works better if you are a female


Lets see male excuses for speeding:


I just **** my pants....OMG I am so embarassed but I have to get home


"sorry my bother just passed away back home and I am totally distracted, I never speed....he was a cop too"



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Dogo wrote:

@ Mc... you sure this works man? I heard it many times, but always thought it's one of those "myths", do you know, or has anyone ever done it? @ chilenita.... Ya I tried that hon (the period thing) didn't go too well
dunno....this thing came by e-mail to my work, but since I don't drive I can't really prove it...it sounds real though

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@Dogo: damn, you typed a bit faster... agrrrrrr


(but great minds think alike!)



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Chilenita wrote:

OR when the cop stops you to give you a ticket you say "okay this is so embarassing but I JUST got my period and I need to get to a washroom quick, I dont usually speed and I promise never to do it again but I can't continue to sit here.....I need to get to a washroom".....they almost always let you go

I heard of it before and I tried it once, it didn't work for me!


 


WOMEN! ROFLMAO


 



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@ Mc... you sure this works man? I heard it many times, but always thought it's one of those "myths", do you know, or has anyone ever done it?


@ chilenita.... Ya I tried that hon (the period thing) didn't go too well



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angelita dulce wrote:

Ya, i got a speeding ticket in August. All i did was smile and sweet talk the counsel!! He cut it down from $!100 something to $40 and with no reduction in points!! Then the judge approved it!!!

       I ARGUE WITH THE COP SHOW SOME CLEVEGE AND IT HELPS WHEN THERE UR FRIENDS AND U SEE THEM EVERY MORNING GIVING EVERYONE ELSE A TICKET WHEN U COME IN TO WORK CUZ U TAKE THE BUS EVERY DAY TO WORK!!! LOL I LOVE A MAN IN A UNIFORM!!!!


 



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OR when the cop stops you to give you a ticket you say "okay this is so embarassing but I JUST got my period and I need to get to a washroom quick, I dont usually speed and I promise never to do it again but I can't continue to sit here.....I need to get to a washroom".....they almost always let you go



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Ya, i got a speeding ticket in August. All i did was smile and sweet talk the counsel!! He cut it down from $!100 something to $40 and with no reduction in points!! Then the judge approved it!!!

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Thought this might come in handy...
 
If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever   the case may be, and you are going to get points on your license, then there is a method to ensure that you DO NOT get any points. 

When you get your fine, send in the cheque to pay for it and if the fine is say, $79, then make the cheque out for $82 or some small  amount over the fine. The system will then have to send you back a cheque for the difference, but here is the trick!

 ***DO NOT CASH THE REFUND CHEQUE!!!*** 
 
Throw it away!! Points are not assessed to your license until all financial
transactions are complete. If you do not cash the cheque, then the transactions are NOT complete. However, the system has gotten its money and is happy and will not bother you any more. 

This information came from an very reliable computer company that sets up the standard database used by each Province' s 

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