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OMG.... PRECIOSA.... DON'T PLAY WITH LG'S EMOTIONS.... WE BOTH KNOW PERFECTLY WELL YOU WILL NOT BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.... YOU'LL BE WORKING STILL!!!! YOU ARE SO MEAN..... @ LG.... CHALE AND I WOUL NEVER DO THAT TO YOU!!!!


True – you’re never done ANYTHING to me… lmao



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LGigolo wrote: PRECIOSA wrote: ...IN LOVE WITH YOUR UNDIES...WHAT CAN A GIRL ASK FOR...!!! I THINK I'M IN LOVE AGAIN...!!! OHHHHHH...THAT'S SOOOOOO SWEET...!!! OK...MEET ME AT MY HOUSE IN A HALF HOUR...!!!



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OMG.... PRECIOSA.... DON'T PLAY WITH LG'S EMOTIONS....


WE BOTH KNOW PERFECTLY WELL YOU WILL NOT BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.... YOU'LL BE WORKING STILL!!!!


YOU ARE SO MEAN.....


@ LG.... CHALE AND I WOUL NEVER DO THAT TO YOU!!!!



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LGigolo wrote:


PRECIOSA wrote: ...IN LOVE WITH YOUR UNDIES...WHAT CAN A GIRL ASK FOR...!!! I THINK I'M IN LOVE AGAIN...!!!


OHHHHHH...THAT'S SOOOOOO SWEET...!!!


OK...MEET ME AT MY HOUSE IN A HALF HOUR...!!!



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WAIT A SEC....


CHALE AND I NEVER RECEIVED ANY OF THAT!!!!



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PRECIOSA wrote:


...IN LOVE WITH YOUR UNDIES...WHAT CAN A GIRL ASK FOR...!!! I THINK I'M IN LOVE AGAIN...!!!



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Gitana wrote: WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT PRECIOSA THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!! Will you have to log out as Gitana and log back in as Preciosa for this? LOL

LMAO!!! NO I DON'T....

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Gitana wrote: WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT PRECIOSA THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!! Will you have to log out as Gitana and log back in as Preciosa for this? LOL


OH MY GOD...LGIGOLO YOU ARE TOO MUCH...DAMN...!!!


GREAT CHEST THAT BOUNCE JUST RIGHT...IN LOVE WITH YOUR UNDIES...WHAT CAN A GIRL ASK FOR...!!!


I THINK I'M IN LOVE AGAIN...!!!



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Gitana wrote:


WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT PRECIOSA THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!!


Will you have to log out as Gitana and log back in as Preciosa for this? LOL



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WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT PRECIOSA THINKS ABOUT ALL OF THIS!!!

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LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: @ LG.... PRECIOSA & I ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS!!! Details… details… explain! Now I want Preciosa too! LOL NOW YOU'RE AFTER PRECIOSA??? YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH WITH CHALE AND I????


I think I am just being GREEDY - a LITTLE bit!



but if Preciosa is so much like YOU, how can I not be!




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Gitana wrote: @ LG.... PRECIOSA & I ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS!!! Details… details… explain! Now I want Preciosa too! LOL


NOW YOU'RE AFTER PRECIOSA???


YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH WITH CHALE AND I????



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Gitana wrote:


@ LG.... PRECIOSA & I ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS!!!


Details… details… explain!


Now I want Preciosa too! LOL



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@ LG....


PRECIOSA & I ARE ALIKE IN SO MANY WAYS!!!



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LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!! Lucky in more ways than one…     … about 69! LOL I DON'T THINK YOU WERE THAT LUCKY LG..... I THINK YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR CHALE!!! I get mistaken all the time… you both taste the same! LMAO WHAT??? WE BOTH TASTE THE SAME??? THAT'S TOO BAD.... GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!! -- Edited by Gitana at 14:12, 2005-10-21


wondering what the UN-edited post SAID.... hummm.... LOL.


Does it taste like Chicken? LMAO doesn't everything taste like chicken?



 


 


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LOL  69...!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THAT FOR ME...!!! -- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:19, 2005-10-21





There's plenty of THAT... not to worry... alsow wondering about your PRE-EDIT post... lol


you two are so alike... must be in the blood!



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Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!! Lucky in more ways than one…     … about 69! LOL



 69...!!!


I THOUGHT YOU WERE KEEPING THAT FOR ME...!!!



-- Edited by PRECIOSA at 14:19, 2005-10-21

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Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!! Lucky in more ways than one…     … about 69! LOL I DON'T THINK YOU WERE THAT LUCKY LG..... I THINK YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR CHALE!!! I get mistaken all the time… you both taste the same! LMAO



WHAT??? WE BOTH TASTE THE SAME???


THAT'S TOO BAD.... GUESS YOU'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!



-- Edited by Gitana at 14:12, 2005-10-21

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Gitana wrote:


LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!! Lucky in more ways than one…     … about 69! LOL I DON'T THINK YOU WERE THAT LUCKY LG..... I THINK YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR CHALE!!!


I get mistaken all the time… you both taste the same! LMAO



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Gitana wrote: LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!! Lucky in more ways than one…     … about 69! LOL


I DON'T THINK YOU WERE THAT LUCKY LG.....


I THINK YOU HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR CHALE!!!



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Gitana wrote:


LGigolo wrote: Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME! I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!!


Lucky in more ways than one…


 


 


… about 69! LOL



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Gitana wrote: MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME!

I KNOW.... LUCKY YOU!!!!

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MY FAVS.... Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

I'm just glad you did not use those replies on ME!

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MY FAVS....


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine


Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
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Female Comebacks! THESE ARE HARSH!!! Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

oooh boy, that's harsh! loololololol
i gotta use them more often for reals !


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This is one is a classic.....right ladies?.....LOL

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



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Female Comebacks! THESE ARE HARSH!!!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



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