Well, I guess it counts as twice in a week.......... I locked my keys TWO DAYS IN A ROW!!!!! Yes in "la caja", and if any of you owns a Honda you would know that they have all the gadgets to make it virtually impossible for you to lock the keys inside. There's only one way to do it, and I did it two days in a row!!! (why am I even telling this story!!??) anyways...... the first day, just before heading home i run into the car to get something in the glove compartment, I leave the keys on the passenger seat lock it and close the door. SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!.... a call to a tow company and $60 later, the door is open. cool! The next day....... (read above) I swear if I would've had a bat I would've smashed every single window..........(this time I opened it my self) My dad was like "Pero [insert my real name here] sos BOLUUUUUUDO? O QUE?" ya, pops wasn't very proud of me that day
OMG I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS I HAD TO TELL MY BOSS THE STORY!!! LMAO
The bolly flicks was all I was worried about.....I was freaking out......LOL So I had to call Genie with the hangers.....I was desperate for some Sharukh....LOL
Yeah....pobrecito el colombiano....I bet he's still there.....
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GENIE wrote: BUt only on Jane & Wilson do u get a colombiano to come up to with the hanger already streached out!! and waiting for CAA lmao!!! Had to be Colombian, what's new
You know.....
I was thinking the same thing
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OMG Chale.....your story sounds like a copy of mine from last night....LOL Just substitude Chale and Dinero for Ladybug and Bainaman....and Crazy for Genie.....LOL Except that We were in a Plaza parking lot, stores still open and Genie's "high gadgets" were G H E T T O .....(coat hangers) LOL......ohhhh and instead of driving to us....she walked..... Memories.....................LOL
Really, my bolly flicks better be OK.
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Well, I guess it counts as twice in a week.......... I locked my keys TWO DAYS IN A ROW!!!!! Yes in "la caja", and if any of you owns a Honda you would know that they have all the gadgets to make it virtually impossible for you to lock the keys inside. There's only one way to do it, and I did it two days in a row!!! (why am I even telling this story!!??)
anyways...... the first day, just before heading home i run into the car to get something in the glove compartment, I leave the keys on the passenger seat lock it and close the door. SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!.... a call to a tow company and $60 later, the door is open. cool!
The next day....... (read above) I swear if I would've had a bat I would've smashed every single window..........(this time I opened it my self)
My dad was like "Pero [insert my real name here] sos BOLUUUUUUDO? O QUE?" ya, pops wasn't very proud of me that day
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YOU LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR?? 1. Do you panic? 2. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol 3. Do you blame yourself? lol 4. Do you call CAA, ACC...whatever 5. Do you call Genie to bring you 2 wire coat hangers and begin to break in while Orale is guiding on the phone 6. Do you call any and every Mexican friend you have ever had cuz Orale is too busy? 7. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol (sori ah)
LOL - I go to the nearest open store, drycleaners = the best, ask, beg, or buy a coat hanger and open it myself... done it twice!!
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LOL BUENA loco.....okay skywalkers it is! Hey totally off topic ( I have A.D.D) what ever happened to Luis....how come he never joined? He found us boring didn't he....buuuuu
I told him...but he doesn't have time @ work....and besides, he doesn't like to write (or type)... but boring??? not @ all... he even invited you and several ppl to his party remember???
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Chilenita wrote: OH MY GOD....I knew I had a long lost twin brother....you have the same super powers that I do AND the same ideas...... let's say we're "SKYWALKERS" LOL
BUENA loco.....okay skywalkers it is!
Hey totally off topic ( I have A.D.D) what ever happened to Luis....how come he never joined? He found us boring didn't he....buuuuu
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I don't have a car, but if something like that happens to me I would burn a fat one (to keep my composure) and then I'd use the "force" to open the door...
OH MY GOD....I knew I had a long lost twin brother....you have the same super powers that I do AND the same ideas......
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OMG Genie....pobre hombre.....I wander if he's still there.....lol What about the dude (que nadie lo invito)....talking about opening the car with the buttons instead....LOL Baina's car was every thieve wanna-bee's dream lesson last night.....hahaha and all Baina could say was: PERO QUE BAINAAAAA MAN!
OH AND DID U SEE HOW AFTER I WALKED MY BUTT OVER THERE HE YELLS AT ME TO GET IN CAR LOL LAND THEN PRACTICALLY KICKS ME OUT OF IT!!! LOL
OMG Chale.....your story sounds like a copy of mine from last night....LOL Just substitude Chale and Dinero for Ladybug and Bainaman....and Crazy for Genie.....LOL Except that We were in a Plaza parking lot, stores still open and Genie's "high gadgets" were G H E T T O .....(coat hangers) LOL......ohhhh and instead of driving to us....she walked..... Memories.....................LOL
OMG THAT WAS JOKES!!!
did u forget to mention my stop at the lights and the homeless dude looking at me going "Busy Night" i was like ok esta loco!! lol lol
But yeah U call Genie to the rescue get Orale on the phone and then he tells u how to hotwire the car so if u lost the keys u can still drive it home!!!!
BUt only on Jane & Wilson do u get a colombiano to come up to with the hanger already streached out!! and waiting for CAA
OMG Chale.....your story sounds like a copy of mine from last night....LOL
Just substitude Chale and Dinero for Ladybug and Bainaman....and Crazy for Genie.....LOL
Except that We were in a Plaza parking lot, stores still open and Genie's "high gadgets" were G H E T T O .....(coat hangers) LOL......ohhhh and instead of driving to us....she walked.....
Memories.....................LOL
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@ wifey.... You had to say something... you just had to!! I was going to take that one to the grave! And you just had to bring it back up!
Alright... the short of it is this... We were driving along this dark desolate road and went into a gas station to fill up cuz I was on empty. I got out, and a certain member of a certain local hip hop group went to use the facilities. I closed my door. He closed his door. He came back. Tried to open the door. LOCKED! I tried to open my door. LOCKED! Where were my keys? In the flippen ignition!!!! Thank God that I had left a little bit of a crack open when I got out, so Mr. Sin Dinero and I rummaged around the gas station looking for tree branches, wires/anything long enough to click the switch to unlock the doors. Picture this... Sin Dinero at the drivers side with a long stick made up of a series of small twigs taped together, and a little man made 'hook' at the end... trying to hit just the right spot.... and yours truly, at the passengers side giving him directions... something along the lines of:
Chale: to the left... no to the right... no! no! higher.... no, lower... no lower... lower... harder... do it harder... to the left... now poke it hard... harder... I said harder!
well... you get the point...
Anyways, we ended up having to call a certain Crazy Carlitos to come save the day. Carlitos came with some high tech gadget from outter space, where he opened my car door in .50 seconds flat.
Ahhhh... that was quite the night.... good times...
I don't have a car, but if something like that happens to me I would burn a fat one (to keep my composure) and then I'd use the "force" to open the door...
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Orale IS an orphan,,,,and he grew up on the streets, shining shoes, so he learned one or two things about breaking into cars, merely for survival purposes....but last night he was "busy" (probably breaking into another car)....the bottom line is that he wasn't there when we needed him....so Wonderland next year is out of the question....
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YOU LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR?? 1. Do you panic? 2. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol 3. Do you blame yourself? lol 4. Do you call CAA, ACC...whatever 5. Do you call Genie to bring you 2 wire coat hangers and begin to break in while Orale is guiding on the phone 6. Do you call any and every Mexican friend you have ever had cuz Orale is too busy? 7. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol (sori ah)
Why is Genie calling Orale if Orale was the orphan child that you both were supposed to take to Wonderland?
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Well......I can see how a SHMIRNOFF would just come in handy in the middle of nowhere....LOL (unless of course you have back ups in the car.......but oh wait, you can't get the car to open) LOL
In such situation, I learned how to open a car door with a wire coat hanger.....Life Lessons I tell you LOL
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"To be a good Promoter you must have the heart of a Gambler and the mind of a Computer"
YOU LOCK YOUR KEYS IN THE CAR?? 1. Do you panic? 2. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol 3. Do you blame yourself? lol 4. Do you call CAA, ACC...whatever 5. Do you call Genie to bring you 2 wire coat hangers and begin to break in while Orale is guiding on the phone 6. Do you call any and every Mexican friend you have ever had cuz Orale is too busy? 7. Do you feel stupid for doing it twice in 1 week? lol (sori ah)
I don't drive but I have lock the keys in a car twice, both times we called CAA and I think it happend with in a week....Imgine if I drove, CAA would probably give me the tools to open my own car..LOL..
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
what the hell is that all about!
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
let's say we're "SKYWALKERS" LOL 
Thank God that I had left a little bit of a crack open when I got out, so Mr. Sin Dinero and I rummaged around the gas station looking for tree branches, wires/anything long enough to click the switch to unlock the doors. Picture this... Sin Dinero at the drivers side with a long stick made up of a series of small twigs taped together, and a little man made 'hook' at the end... trying to hit just the right spot.... and yours truly, at the passengers side giving him directions... something along the lines of: 
LADY BUG I would call CAA, I don't drive but I think after panicking and having a smirnoff I would call CAA(LOL)
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