And hey!!!? Did you know that “SMARTASSES” are not actually ASSES that are SMART, it’s solely a term used to describe an ASS (person) that makes SMART remarks… hence “SMART-ASS” eh?
And you're giving me THAT particular bit of information because...
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I won't be able to sleep tonight until that bit of information sinks in completely... I mean, the shock, eh?
Sorry you had to read that info, and you can totally blame your next couple of sleepless nights on me… but see!!?? I told you it was fascinating!! I’m actually on my third sleepless night
And hey!!!? Did you know that “SMARTASSES” are not actually ASSES that are SMART, it’s solely a term used to describe an ASS (person) that makes SMART remarks… hence “SMART-ASS”
eh?
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Did you know that Cicadas (the loudest of all insects, we call them chicharras) that are found in north america, live 13 or 17 years... NOT 14 or 15 or 16 years.... only and stricly 13 "OR" 17 years (this still baffles cientists) And that the ones you heard this summer were actually born either 13 OR 17 years ago? and they've only spent 30 to 45 days above ground? and that for the previous 13 or 17 years they've been living underground feeding off the roots of the tree that they will later live in for about a month? Sorry, I just found this fascinating-- Edited by Dogo at 13:09, 2005-10-13
I won't be able to sleep tonight until that bit of information sinks in completely... I mean, the shock, eh?
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Did you know that Cicadas (the loudest of all insects, we call them chicharras) that are found in north america, live 13 or 17 years... NOT 14 or 15 or 16 years.... only and stricly 13 "OR" 17 years (this still baffles cientists)
And that the ones you heard this summer were actually born either 13 OR 17 years ago? and they've only spent 30 to 45 days above ground? and that for the previous 13 or 17 years they've been living underground feeding off the roots of the tree that they will later live in for about a month?
Sorry, I just found this fascinating
-- Edited by Dogo at 13:09, 2005-10-13
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DID YOU KNOW THAT..... Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
This Gatorade tip is so true. I've recommended it to people especially for hang overs. The majority of my friends swear by it. When they wake up with a hangover they'll drink one, maybe 2 bottles the next day, and within an hour or so they feel fine.
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Chilenita wrote: Chica this does work! A friend of mine worked nights at a club and at an office during the day and she used it all the time of puffy eyes. I heard that frozen spoons on your eyes work as well...I've never tried it myself though...
ALso true but an eye ice pack is easier than spoons....oh and cucumber
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Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of Preparation H, Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes.The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly. Has anybody tried this for real? Do I really want to put Preparation H on my face???
Chica this does work! A friend of mine worked nights at a club and at an office during the day and she used it all the time of puffy eyes.
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TV Buff wrote: Honey remedy for skin blemishes.. Cover the blemish with a dab of honeyand place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skinsterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. I had a friend who strongly recommended sperm for skin problems (acne, pimples). She swore by it, I kid you not. To this day I've yet to try this home remedy. I'll try honey, though. SO WHY DID U NOT REPLY WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESITON ON ANOTHER THREAD????
I didn't see when you asked the question... but I tell you, my friend's face was full of pimples and acne, and now she's soft as a baby, so I tend to believe her (even though she was always a bit of a liar, but her face is proof enough).
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TV Buff wrote: Honey remedy for skin blemishes.. Cover the blemish with a dab of honeyand place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skinsterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. I had a friend who strongly recommended sperm for skin problems (acne, pimples). She swore by it, I kid you not. To this day I've yet to try this home remedy. I'll try honey, though. SO WHY DID U NOT REPLY WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESITON ON ANOTHER THREAD????
I had a friend who strongly recommended sperm for skin problems (acne, pimples). She swore by it, I kid you not. To this day I've yet to try this home remedy. I'll try honey, though.
Wait... is this an oral remedy? Or can one just lather richly and then rinse a few minutes later?
Also... I heard that if you rub sperm on your boobies or butt, it makes it grow bigger. Ive never tried it, but if anyone can validify this, I would be more than happy to hear it.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes.. Cover the blemish with a dab of honeyand place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skinsterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. I had a friend who strongly recommended sperm for skin problems (acne, pimples). She swore by it, I kid you not. To this day I've yet to try this home remedy. I'll try honey, though.
SO WHY DID U NOT REPLY WHEN I ASKED THIS QUESITON ON ANOTHER THREAD????
Honey remedy for skin blemishes.. Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
I had a friend who strongly recommended sperm for skin problems (acne, pimples). She swore by it, I kid you not. To this day I've yet to try this home remedy. I'll try honey, though.
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chica wow wrote: Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of Preparation H, Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes.The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly. Has anybody tried this for real? Do I really want to put Preparation H on my face??? I haven't tried it. But they do mention the Preparation H on Ms. Congeniality.
LOL!! I have heard that models use it!! I guess that's what i'll use if i ever have puffiness under my eye!!
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes.....All you need is a dab of Preparation H, Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes.The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly. Has anybody tried this for real? Do I really want to put Preparation H on my face???
I haven't tried it. But they do mention the Preparation H on Ms. Congeniality.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of Preparation H, Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
Has anybody tried this for real? Do I really want to put Preparation H on my face???
Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately -- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers."
Colgate Toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns?
Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoid Peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose.
Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of Horseradish in a cup of Olive Oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles.
Sore Throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria.
Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Just dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly -- even though the product was never advertised for this use.
Eliminate puffiness under your eyes..... All you need is a dab of Preparation H, Carefully rubbed into the skin, avoiding the eyes. The hemorrhoid ointment acts as a vasoconstrictor, relieving the swelling instantly.
Honey remedy for skin blemishes.. Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight.
Listerine therapy for toenail fungus... Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful antiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again.
Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear Nail Polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them.
Coca-Cola Cure for rust.. Forget those expensive rust removers. Just saturate an abrasive sponge with Coca- Cola and scrub the rust stain. The phosphoric acid in the coke is what gets the job done.
If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly.
Smart splinter remover... just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue all over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue.
Hunt's Tomato Paste boil cure... cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothes the pain and brings the boil to a head.
Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine... a powerful antiseptic.
Vinegar: To heal bruises, soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process.
Kills fleas instantly. Dawn Dish Washing Liquid does the trick. Add a few drops to your dog's bath and shampoo the animal thoroughly. Rinse well to avoid skin irritations. Good-bye fleas.
Rainy day cure for dog odor... Next time your dog comes in from the rain, simply wipe down the animal with Bounce or any dryer sheet, instantly making your dog smell springtime fresh.
Eliminate ear mites... All it takes is a few drops of Wesson Corn Oil in your cat's ear. Massage it in, then clean with a cotton ball. Repeat daily for 3 days. The oil soothes the cat's skin, smothers the mites, and accelerates healing.
Vaseline cure for hair balls.... To prevent troublesome hair balls, apply a dollop of Vaseline petroleum jelly to your cat's nose. The cat will lick off the jelly, lubricating any hair in its stomach so it can pass easily through the digestive system.
Quaker Oats for fast pain relief.... It's not for breakfast anymore! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...
U wouldnt by any chance happen to know of anything to make nails grow fast would you?? 
