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 I just wasnt sure if the website thing was a dis.

Hence the old saying: "When in doubt, STFU"

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@ PANCHO....

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY??? THAT THOSE WHO LIVE IN JANE & FINCH DO NOTHING BUT FIGHT???

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 40 Things In The Life of an Italian Child01.You have at least one relative who wore a black dress every day for an entire year after a funeral.02.You spent your entire childhood thinking what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangweech."03.Your family dog understood Italian.04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and extended family.05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150 people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a family cookout.06.You were surprised to discover the FDA recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.07.You thought killing the pig each year and having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was absolutely normal.08.You ate pasta for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday.09.You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable had a fixed price and that the price of everything was negotiable through haggling.10.You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.11.You thought everyone's last name ended in a vowel.12.You thought nylons were supposed to be worn rolled to the ankles.13.Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.14.You were surprised to find out that wine was actually sold in stores.15.You thought that everyone made their own tomato sauce.16.You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any Friday for that matter.17.You ate your salad after the main course.18.You thought Catholic was the only religion in the world.19. Your were beaten at least once with a wooden spoon or broom.20.You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your left hand.21.You can understand Italian but you can't speak it.22.You have at least one relative who came over on the boat.23.All of your uncles fought in a World War.24.You have at least six male relatives named Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.25.You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.26.You have relatives you don't speak to.27.You drank wine before you were a teenager.28.You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos.29.You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.30.Your grandparent's furniture was as comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting on plastic.31.You thought that talking loud was normal.32.You thought sugared almonds and the Tarantella were common at all weddings.33.You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.34.Your mother is overly protective of the males in the family no matter what their age.35.There was a crucifix in every room of the house.36.You couldn't date a boy without getting approval from your father. (oh, and he has to be Italian)37.You called pasta "macaroni".38.You dreaded taking out your lunch at school.39. Going out for a cup of coffee usually meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.40 Every condition, ailment, misfortune, memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that you didn't eat something.



Gurl! you cracked me up!!! lololooolol


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angelita dulce wrote: Please don't tell me that this thread is going to turn ugly like other threads these days!!!LOL! Just like Miguel said................everyone hug a tree!!!LOL!!! I know lately every single Thread turns in a sort of Jane/Finch catfight....lol I think the Foro is PM'sing


      WHY DO U HAVE TO LABEL JANE AND FINCH CATFIGHT U CANT JUST STATE A CATFIGHT??


      



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D_Lo wrote: @ Daeveed Got something against Italians??? No, nothing against italians. Why?

Oh ok , I just wasnt sure if the website thing was a dis.

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Please don't tell me that this thread is going to turn ugly like other threads these days!!!LOL!
Just like Miguel said................everyone hug a tree!!!LOL!!!




I know lately every single Thread turns in a sort of Jane/Finch catfight....lol

I think the Foro is PM'sing

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Please don't tell me that this thread is going to turn ugly like other threads these days!!!LOL!
Just like Miguel said................everyone hug a tree!!!LOL!!!

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Got something against Italians???




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@ Daeveed Got something against Italians???


No, nothing against italians.


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The 34. is soooooooo my Mom !

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Got something against Italians???



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 40 Things In The Life of an Italian Child


01.You have at least one relative who wore a
black dress every day for an entire year after a
funeral.

02.You spent your entire childhood thinking
what you ate for lunch was pronounced "sangweech."


03.Your family dog understood Italian.

04. Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood
was spent visiting your grandparents and extended
family.

05. You've experienced the phenomena of 150
people fitting into 50 square feet of yard during a
family cookout.

06.You were surprised to discover the FDA
recommends you eat three meals a day, not seven.

07.You thought killing the pig each year and
having salami, capacollo, pancetta and prosciutto
hanging out to dry from your shed ceiling was
absolutely normal.

08.You ate pasta for dinner at least three
times a week, and every Sunday.

09.You grew up thinking no fruit or vegetable
had a fixed price and that the price of everything
was negotiable through haggling.

10.You were as tall as your grandmother by
the age of seven.

11.You thought everyone's last name ended in
a vowel.

12.You thought nylons were supposed to be
worn rolled to the ankles.

13.Your mom's main hobby is cleaning.

14.You were surprised to find out that wine
was actually sold in stores.

15.You thought that everyone made their own
tomato sauce.

16.You never ate meat on Christmas Eve or any
Friday for that matter.

17.You ate your salad after the main course.

18.You thought Catholic was the only religion
in the world.

19. Your were beaten at least once with a
wooden spoon or broom.

20.You thought every meal had to be eaten
with a hunk of bread in your left hand.

21.You can understand Italian but you can't
speak it.

22.You have at least one relative who came
over on the boat.

23.All of your uncles fought in a World War.

24.You have at least six male relatives named
Tony, Frank, Joe or Louie.

25.You have relatives who aren't really your relatives.

26.You have relatives you don't speak to.

27.You drank wine before you were a teenager.

28.You relate on some level, admit it, to the Godfather and the Sopranos.

29.You grew up in a house with a yard that
didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower
or a vegetable growing out of it.

30.Your grandparent's furniture was as
comfortable as sitting on plastic. Wait!!!! You were sitting
on plastic.

31.You thought that talking loud was normal.

32.You thought sugared almonds and the
Tarantella were common at all weddings.

33.You thought everyone got pinched on the
cheeks and money stuffed in their pockets by their
relatives.

34.Your mother is overly protective of the
males in the family no matter what their age.

35.There was a crucifix in every room of the
house.

36.You couldn't date a boy without getting
approval from your father. (oh, and he has to be
Italian)

37.You called pasta "macaroni".

38.You dreaded taking out your lunch at
school.

39. Going out for a cup of coffee usually
meant going out for a cup of coffee over Zia's house.

40 Every condition, ailment, misfortune,
memory loss and accident was attributed to the fact that
you didn't eat something.


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