I never post jokes that I get in my email on foro.....so for sure you post it before me....... I just meant like it's funny how the things you post circulate to my inbox as well.....that's all.....we must have a mutual contact somewhere in cyber space..... The smart ass joke I got last thursday via email.....for the second time that week.....lol
Yeah this thing go all over cyber space, most of my crazy stuff I get it from friend in the U.S. and also I send some crazy stuff 2 PPL 2 that I find...
I never post jokes that I get in my email on foro.....so for sure you post it before me.......
I just meant like it's funny how the things you post circulate to my inbox as well.....that's all.....we must have a mutual contact somewhere in cyber space.....
The smart ass joke I got last thursday via email.....for the second time that week.....lol
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@ JOKER I get the feeling we have some mutual friends or something... Because each time you post something, a few days before, I get it in my inbox..... But if you're getting from somewhere else.... THANKS :)
Not all the time sometimes I post them before u......
Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat.... she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket
Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR... A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says. "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
