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I learned today that it's easier to figure out what that kid said in chinese in that thread that Pinky started than to understand Marcelo's style of writing. Thank you lord Jesus for all your blessings. Amen.

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Lahtina wrote: I learned this today and I there is no emoticon to express what I felt. So we all know who Galileo Galilei was. Well, turns out that his astronomical observations enabled him to demonstrate empirically that Copernicus's theory had been correct - that the earth and the other planets of the solar system did indeed revolve around the sun and that the earth, therefore, was NOT the center of the universe. Of course this was contrary to the church teachings (Genesis) so, my dear Galileo was arrested by the Holy Office (formerly known as the Holy Inquisition and he spent the last eight years of his life in prison. Oh, but don't worry because in 1992, the Vatican absolved him of his sins. Pffffffffffffft! So they let him out?!?! cool
I know!! I was going to bake a cake to put a file in it already! So relieved! You dork!

BTW, goodnight to you, I'm going to bed now.

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Lahtina wrote:

I learned this today and I there is no emoticon to express what I felt. So we all know who Galileo Galilei was. Well, turns out that his astronomical observations enabled him to demonstrate empirically that Copernicus's theory had been correct - that the earth and the other planets of the solar system did indeed revolve around the sun and that the earth, therefore, was NOT the center of the universe. Of course this was contrary to the church teachings (Genesis) so, my dear Galileo was arrested by the Holy Office (formerly known as the Holy Inquisition and he spent the last eight years of his life in prison. Oh, but don't worry because in 1992, the Vatican absolved him of his sins. Pffffffffffffft!


So they let him out?!?! cool



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Lahtina wrote:

I learned this today and I there is no emoticon to express what I felt. So we all know who Galileo Galilei was. Well, turns out that his astronomical observations enabled him to demonstrate empirically that Copernicus's theory had been correct - that the earth and the other planets of the solar system did indeed revolve around the sun and that the earth, therefore, was NOT the center of the universe. Of course this was contrary to the church teachings (Genesis) so, my dear Galileo was arrested by the Holy Office (formerly known as the Holy Inquisition and he spent the last eight years of his life in prison. Oh, but don't worry because in 1992, the Vatican absolved him of his sins. Pffffffffffffft!
That was so nice of them ! Pfffft

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I learned this today and I there is no emoticon to express what I felt. So we all know who Galileo Galilei was. Well, turns out that his astronomical observations enabled him to demonstrate empirically that Copernicus's theory had been correct - that the earth and the other planets of the solar system did indeed revolve around the sun and that the earth, therefore, was NOT the center of the universe. Of course this was contrary to the church teachings (Genesis) so, my dear Galileo was arrested by the Holy Office (formerly known as the Holy Inquisition and he spent the last eight years of his life in prison. Oh, but don't worry because in 1992, the Vatican absolved him of his sins. Pffffffffffffft!

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today i learned to remember the world doesnt revolve around me...lol

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Pan The son of Hermes and a nymph, Pan was half goat half man who lived in the forests of Arcadia surrounded by satyrs and maenads. He was a fertility god, protecting the fields, woods, shepherds and goatherds. He was believed to make he goats pregnant. Pan had invented the flute when the nymph Syrinx had turned into reeds in order to escape him. Blowing the reeds he created beautiful music, but in spite of that, he did not manage to make any nymph fall in love of him since he was so ugly. He also loved beautiful shepherds. Christianity took some of Pan's attributes when creating the image of the Devil. The ancient Greeks believed that when their herds suddenly started running or shuddered with fear without any apparent explanation, it was Pan who scared them. For this we have the word panic - sudden and total fear.

Pfft! And all this time I've been thinking that Pan = Bread.


 


It goes to show how ignorant I am!!!



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Pan

The son of Hermes and a nymph, Pan was half goat half man who lived in the forests of Arcadia surrounded by satyrs and maenads. He was a fertility god, protecting the fields, woods, shepherds and goatherds. He was believed to make he goats pregnant.

Pan had invented the flute when the nymph Syrinx had turned into reeds in order to escape him. Blowing the reeds he created beautiful music, but in spite of that, he did not manage to make any nymph fall in love of him since he was so ugly. He also loved beautiful shepherds.

Christianity took some of Pan's attributes when creating the image of the Devil.

The ancient Greeks believed that when their herds suddenly started running or shuddered with fear without any apparent explanation, it was Pan who scared them. For this we have the word panic - sudden and total fear.

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I just learned that Stew and Chowder are different things....


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Last night I learned that when your buddies call you and say  we're going out for "a" beer and some "friendly" ladies will join us later... really means more that 6 beers and the word "friendly" also means "slut"....


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OPT_TOP_POT wrote: I learned that tv sucks. Although I should check that new da vinci's episode, I suppose... nice avatar....

Welcome to the foro OPT_TOP_POT!!!


 


By any chance, your name = Daeveed???



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I learned that tv sucks. Although I should check that new da vinci's episode, I suppose...
nice avatar....

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I learned that tv sucks. Although I should check that new da vinci's episode, I suppose...

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I learned for sure, that when Dogo and Lathina get on line and encounter on a thread, which is very unusual  they always pick on each others LOL



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ETA: Dogo, your comebacks suck!



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"Yo Momma".... would've been a better comeback ....


 



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Lahtina wrote:

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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you just call ME a "jerk"? Did I stutter? Maybe te tendrias que lavar la boca con jabon


Worst comeback EEEEVER!!! How can anyone fight under these conditions??!! It's not professional! -- Edited by Lahtina at 19:09, 2006-01-31



For real....

My little nephew has better comebacks than that.







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Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you just call ME a "jerk"? Did I stutter? Maybe te tendrias que lavar la boca con jabon Worst comeback EEEEVER!!! How can anyone fight under these conditions??!! It's not professional! -- Edited by Lahtina at 19:09, 2006-01-31


You forgot your little "ETA"



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Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you just call ME a "jerk"? Did I stutter? Maybe te tendrias que lavar la boca con jabon How can anyone fight under these conditions??!! It's not professional!


(sorry I'm in a slump... I'll get back to you, lol)



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:  Did you just call ME a "jerk"? Did I stutter? Maybe te tendrias que lavar la boca con jabon


Worst comeback EEEEVER!!!

How can anyone fight under these conditions??!! It's not professional!

-- Edited by Lahtina at 19:09, 2006-01-31

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Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote:  Did you just call ME a "jerk"? Did I stutter?


Maybe te tendrias que lavar la boca con jabon



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...and here comes the first round of the night....


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 Did you just call ME a "jerk"?
Did I stutter?

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Dogo wrote: Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:   Today I learned that my old treadmill burned out because I had no FKN idea I had to lubricate it every 5 months Doguito, I mean little you, not your Doguito, please tell me where you're supposed to lubricate it because I can't find the dumb manual and I don't want it to burn out on me. -- Edited by Lahtina at 16:44, 2006-01-31 Umm, maybe you didn't read it properly.... I SAAAAAAID that I   D I D   N O T lubricate it, so I have no idea where you're suppose to lubricate it (but I think it's like under the belt, with liquid sylicone or some'.... I don't know, read the manual, LOL!)  Uuuum, maybe you're just a jerk! Excuse me for thinking since you knew you were supposed to lubricate it, you'd know how to lubricate it. >:P


Did you just call ME a "jerk"?



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Lahtina wrote: Dogo wrote:   Today I learned that my old treadmill burned out because I had no FKN idea I had to lubricate it every 5 months Doguito, I mean little you, not your Doguito, please tell me where you're supposed to lubricate it because I can't find the dumb manual and I don't want it to burn out on me. -- Edited by Lahtina at 16:44, 2006-01-31 Umm, maybe you didn't read it properly.... I SAAAAAAID that I   D I D   N O T lubricate it, so I have no idea where you're suppose to lubricate it (but I think it's like under the belt, with liquid sylicone or some'.... I don't know, read the manual, LOL!) 

Uuuum, maybe you're just a jerk! Excuse me for thinking since you knew you were supposed to lubricate it, you'd know how to lubricate it. >:P



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I have learn that u cant be nice 2 PPL cause they try 2 fack u up once u turn away

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Dogo wrote:

I SAAAAAAID that I   D I D   N O T lubricate it, so I have no idea where you're suppose to lubricate it (but I think it's like under the belt, with liquid sylicone or some'.... I don't know, read the manual, LOL!) 
try some "KY"

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Lahtina wrote:

Dogo wrote:   Today I learned that my old treadmill burned out because I had no FKN idea I had to lubricate it every 5 months Doguito, I mean little you, not your Doguito, please tell me where you're supposed to lubricate it because I can't find the dumb manual and I don't want it to burn out on me. -- Edited by Lahtina at 16:44, 2006-01-31


Umm, maybe you didn't read it properly.... I SAAAAAAID that I   D I D   N O T lubricate it, so I have no idea where you're suppose to lubricate it


(but I think it's like under the belt, with liquid sylicone or some'.... I don't know, read the manual, LOL!) 



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  Today I learned that my old treadmill burned out because I had no FKN idea I had to lubricate it every 5 months

Doguito, I mean little you, not your Doguito, please tell me where you're supposed to lubricate it because I can't find the dumb manual and I don't want it to burn out on me.

-- Edited by Lahtina at 16:44, 2006-01-31

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today i learned how to say im sorry and sound more realistic.



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McOSIRIS wrote:

 same thing with spiders....(dunno if all spiders are the same) they eat the male right after copulation is completed.... If I was a spider I would die a virgin....

Umm, not sure about spiders ... but some male preying mantises get it on and then RUN RUN RUN LOL!!!


 


@LUNITA: ummm yeah typical



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I for sure learned that the female preying mantises pratice "sexual cannibalism" Also to note, if the female starts eating the male when he didn't even start the ACTION somehow he still can function without his head  

same thing with spiders....(dunno if all spiders are the same) they eat the male right after copulation is completed....


If I was a spider I would die a virgin....



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I for sure learned that the female preying mantises pratice "sexual cannibalism" Also to note, if the female starts eating the male when he didn't even start the ACTION somehow he still can function without his head  
typical male eh? haha

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I for sure learned that the female preying mantises pratice "sexual cannibalism"


Also to note, if the female starts eating the male when he didn't even start the ACTION somehow he still can function without his head


 



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so umm.. i haven't learned anything really today (well no, I'm lying -- I learned the FORO actually has a FORO POLICE Section - quite funny) anyhoo, I want to pose a question... just cause i'm curious...
Where in the Bible does it say that homosexuality is a sin?
This is an honest to Pete question.. i'm just curious...


I guess it would have to be in the part where it says: God created man and woman (or adam and eve)...
but i could be wrong since i don't know the bible inside out.

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so umm.. i haven't learned anything really today (well no, I'm lying -- I learned the FORO actually has a FORO POLICE Section - quite funny) anyhoo, I want to pose a question... just cause i'm curious...


Where in the Bible does it say that homosexuality is a sin?


This is an honest to Pete question.. i'm just curious...



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Umm, I just read up on PREYING MANTISES ...



Ummm, what interesting creatures


 


LOL!!!



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McOSIRIS wrote:

LGigolo wrote: McOSIRIS wrote: I just learned that Chicken Shawarma and Cabernet are not compatible..... I just learned (this wknd) that Mc5FEET2 is not so tall! LOL sorry if I disappoint you.... didn't know u had a crush on me....

LMAO – HEEELLLLz NO… I wouldn’t steal you from Baina… besides, I don’t kick it that way....


 


Now, there were other 5'something lil FEMALES that got my attention!



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McOSIRIS wrote: I just learned that Chicken Shawarma and Cabernet are not compatible..... I just learned (this wknd) that Mc5FEET2 is not so tall! LOL

sorry if I disappoint you....


didn't know u had a crush on me....



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I just learned that Chicken Shawarma and Cabernet are not compatible.....

I just learned (this wknd) that Mc5FEET2 is not so tall! LOL



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I just learned that Chicken Shawarma and Cabernet are not compatible.....


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I just learned that a mosquito has 47 teeth! WTF?

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I just learned how to decorate a cake.......


thank you Martha Stewart...



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Ummmm ... oi nomassssss

Now quieres ser MCTUTOR!!!



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Ummmmmmmm, I learned unimaginable things today i learned about EL BESO NEGRO and about FISTING   I wonder what else I will learn ...

 


may I be your tutor?



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Ummmmmmmm, I learned unimaginable things today


i learned about EL BESO NEGRO and about FISTING


 


I wonder what else I will learn ...




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I learned that DOGO can speak another language besides Argentino!!

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chica wow wrote: Today I learned that I can't be too friendly because people need their space. Someone has to tell DOGUITO that one!! Looks like DOGUITO's been around on this foro!!


Huh? Doguito needs his space? Hey Dogo, are you wearing stretch pants?



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Today I learned that I can't be too friendly because people need their space.
Someone has to tell DOGUITO that one!! Looks like DOGUITO's been around on this foro!!

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Today I learned that I can't be too friendly because people need their space.

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