Dogo wrote: Rebelde wrote: @dogo. so why don't you share yours or are you too embarassed? actually i didn't try.... I'm afraid of the outcome!! I heard Dogo's name was Sloppy BoobieLicker but I aint alowed to say who told
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Wait till I get a hold of Chale!!!!
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Bainaman wrote: Miel wrote: Here,.Tootsie Pooty-Juice -- Edited by Miel at 16:25, 2005-09-29 POOTY-JUICE!!!! That's not a good mental image Well Cronchudito,. it s just a game,... ,.
I know....
But just picture it........
You pick up some 'cow dung' and put it in your Magic Bullet.....and voila!!!! Freshly processed POOTY JUICE!!!!
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We all need a little stress-reliever from day to day! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humour...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
the following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plight of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1 Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
> a = snickle
> b = doombah
> c = goober
> d = cheesey
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = dumbo
> h = farcus
> i = dorky
> j = doofus
> k = funky
> l = boobie
> m = sleezy
> n = sloopy
> o = fluffy
> p = stinky
> q = slimy
> r = dorfus
> s = snooty
> t = tootsie
> u = dipsy
> v = sneezy
> w = liver
> x = skippy
> y = dinky
> z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
> a = dippin
> b = feather
> c = batty
> d = burger
> e = chicken
> f = barffy
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = farkle
> j = monkey
> k = flippin
> l = fricken
> m = bubble
> n = rhino
> o =potty
> p = hamster
> q = buckle
> r = gizzard
> s = lickin
> t = snickle
> u = chuckle
> v =pickle
> w = hubble
> x = dingle
> y = gorilla
> z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
> a = butt
> b = boob
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = hump
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = head
> l = tush
> m = chunks
> n = dunkin
> o = brains
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = doodle
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = frack
> w = squirt
> x = humperdinck
> y = hiney
> z = juice
MINE IS DUMBO POTTY SNIFFER!! LOL SO TELL ME URS!!!!