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Gitana wrote:


@ LG..... MY WIFEY WILL ACCEPT....


see... she claims not to recall... BS




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What the f*ckaroo is going on here???

Im all of a sudden involved in a threesum that I wasnt even aware of?

Damn!



So tell me...



how was I?

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@ LG.....

MY WIFEY WILL ACCEPT....

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Gitana wrote:


NO MONEY.... JUST PLEASURE.... REMEMBER IT'S TWICE THE FUN!!!!!!!


FUNTASTIC, it’s a date as soon as Chale approves again!



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NO MONEY.... JUST PLEASURE.... REMEMBER IT'S TWICE THE FUN!!!!!!!

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Gitana wrote:


YOU'LL BE WORKING OVER TIME WITH CHALE AND I...............


when working, getting payed with pleasure is soooo much better than getting paid with money... looking forward to it!


P.S.: I don't opposed to being paid with money on top of the pleasure... lol



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YOU'LL BE WORKING OVER TIME WITH CHALE AND I...............

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Gitana wrote:


@ LG..... CALL US ANYTIME AFTER 5 PM..... WHEN WE ARE NOT WORKING.....

yes, cause it's more fun to "work" on you two

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@ LG.....

CALL US ANYTIME AFTER 5 PM..... WHEN WE ARE NOT WORKING.....

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Gitana wrote:


I'M UP FOR IT ANYTIME.... YOU ALREADY KNOW!!!!

I'm already RINGING you... let's three-way with Chale again

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I'M UP FOR IT ANYTIME.... YOU ALREADY KNOW!!!!

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Gitana wrote:


I THINK IT WAS FOR BOTH OF US.... ALTHOUGH SHE HESITATED AT FIRST.... WE BOTH KNEW SHE WANTED IT!!!!

yeah, she wanted it almost as bad as YOU wanted her to join... We should do this again sometime... if you both up for it

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I THINK IT WAS FOR BOTH OF US....
ALTHOUGH SHE HESITATED AT FIRST.... WE BOTH KNEW SHE WANTED IT!!!!


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Gitana wrote:


I WAS SHOCKED AT WHAT YOU DID.... ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT YOU WANTED CHALE TO JOIN IN.... AFTER EVERYTHING WAS OVER..... CHALE AND I WERE SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!!!!

well... Chale tambien queria join-in ANYWAYS... just watching was not enough for her anymore... no le viste esa lusty-look that she had... just not sure if it was more towards you or I

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Daeveed wrote:


hahahaha good one man!!!   Guys 1 - Girls 0

hahaha en que se parece la mujer a la escoba (vai a seguir con la weá)....LOL

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hahahaha good one man!!!


 


Guys 1 - Girls 0




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I WAS SHOCKED AT WHAT YOU DID.... ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT YOU WANTED CHALE TO JOIN IN.... AFTER EVERYTHING WAS OVER..... CHALE AND I WERE SPEECHLESS!!!!!!!!!!

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Gitana wrote:


@ LG..... YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!


hummmmmmm


fill me in



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@ LG.....

YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!

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Gitana wrote:


I'M KIND OF AFRAID.......AFTER WHAT HAPPENED....

after WHAT happened??  was I too rough on you last time - te lastime?

If so, I promise to be a lot more gentle this time around!  



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I'M KIND OF AFRAID.......AFTER WHAT HAPPENED....

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Gitana wrote:


OMG......... THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK LG.....


TY – I missed all that cybering with you TOO!



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This is really funny!!!!

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not bad to TRADE a cheating wife and a fhucked up brother for a million bucks!

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 LoL! dAMN sucks 2 bE DA wife...lol

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OMG......... THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!


NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK LG.....



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Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving You for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been BAD,Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is,I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife   Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good Woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich and Free!

LMAO...!!!

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Dear Husband:


I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving


You for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have


nothing to show for it.


These last two weeks have been BAD,Your boss called to tell me that you


had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week,


you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and


nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You


came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching


the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any


thing.


Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case


is,I'm gone.


P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are


moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


Your EX-Wife


 


Dear Ex-Wife


Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's


true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good


Woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to


drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice


when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to


mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if


you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must


have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork


seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee


because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that


my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your


negligee was $49.99.


After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it


out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,


I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you


were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the


filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter


that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.


P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born


Carla. I hope that's not a problem.


Signed Rich and Free!



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