college class was told they had to write a short story in as few

words as possible. The instructions were that the short story had to

contain the following three things:

(1) Religion

(2) Sexuality

(3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ paper in the class.

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"Good God, I'm pregnant, I wonder who the father is."