1)The doctor, because he says, "Take your clothes off.". 2)The dentist, because he says, "Open wide.". 3)The Hairdresser, because he asks, "Do you want it teased or blown?". 4)The Milkman, because he asks, "Do you want it in the front or in the back?". 5)The Interior decorator, because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it.". 6)The Stock Broker, because he says, "It'll rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.". 7)The Banker, because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose intrest.". 8)The Hunter, because he goes in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots. 9)The telephone guy, because he asks, "Would you like it on the table, or up against the wall?"
