WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry. We need... = I want It?s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You?ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don?t want you to. I?m not upset = Of course I?m upset, you moron! You?re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You?re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I?m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you?re really not going to like. I?ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. Am I fat? = Tell me I?m beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you?re dead. Was that the baby? = Why don?t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. In response to What?s wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Nothing, really = It?s just that you?re such an idiot!
Hehehe ...Cute little avatar JOCKER_ESCO lol
These are my favourite:
Nothing = Everything
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you?re dead.
Do what you want... = You?ll pay for this later.
AND THIS ONE: You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. NO, I TELL IT LIKE IT IS: EWW PLEASE SHAVE, IF I CAN WHY CAN'T YOU.
@ Gita: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Sera?!?!? LMAO!!!!!!!!!@ Joker: Bottom line, just do as we tell you to do... no need to argue or protest.... If you keep us happy, we'll keep you happy... SEEN?!?!
IN OTHER WORDS.... IT'S OUR WAY, OR NO WAY!!!!
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
Gitana wrote: I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important (LOL - APPARENTLY I DO THIS!!!) VHAT?!?!LOL!!!VHAT?!?!? (stank look)
WIFEY..... DO I SCREAM AT YOU EVEN THOOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME???
I'VE BEEN TOLD I DO....
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
I?m not upset = Of course I?m upset, you moron! Do what you want... = You?ll pay for this later! How much do you love me? = I did something today you?re really not going to like. (Guys use this one too!) Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you?re dead.
These 2 go 2gether: (The last one is after they don't get it) I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. ( I try not to yell anymore!! ) Nothing, really = It?s just that you?re such an idiot!
I?m not upset = Of course I?m upset, you moron!Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you?re dead. I LOVE THESE TWO!! Not that they apply to me... but still.... funny!
Woman can't live with them... can't live without them.... I know what I am asking 4 christmas, I want a handbook about Woman....
It?s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You?ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don?t want you to.
I?m not upset = Of course I?m upset, you moron! You?re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You?re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I?m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you?re really not going to like.
I?ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I?m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you?re dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don?t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
In response to What?s wrong?:
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It?s just that you?re such an idiot!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!@ Joker: Bottom line, just do as we tell you to do... no need to argue or protest.... If you keep us happy, we'll keep you happy... SEEN?!?! 
I'VE BEEN TOLD I DO.... 
can't live without them....
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
