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Dear Abby, I've been reading everywhere about the addictive effects of the forum. So before I get caught up, I think it's best that I retire now while there is still hope. Unless you can help me figure out a way how to juggle school, work, the forum and a life. Insane Juggler P.S. Thanks to those who were friendly and who laughed at my jokes and provided jokes for me to laugh at. See you around, people!

Oh, you'll be back.... They always come back...

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Dear Abby,

I've been reading everywhere about the addictive effects of the forum. So before I get caught up, I think it's best that I retire now while there is still hope. Unless you can help me figure out a way how to juggle school, work, the forum and a life.

Insane Juggler





P.S. Thanks to those who were friendly and who laughed at my jokes and provided jokes for me to laugh at. See you around, people!

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ZERO:


VE, Y VOZ KIEN TE PELO EL MANGO BUEY?? NI TE ENTENDI EL CHISTE ESE BUEY...  NI SABIA KE ERA CHISTE... YA' ANDO DESPITADO POR TANTO PIJINIAR TODO EL FIN DE SEMANA.... TANTAS GANAS TENIA DE IR AL GURLS NIGHT OUT...



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ZERO: DID YOU MEAN TO SAY LESBIAN? NOW MY LETTER MI QUERIDA DOŅA ABBY:        MIRE SEŅORA, A MI NO ME GUSTA ANDAR JODIENDO PERO LE DIGO QUE UNO DE ESTOS DIAS ME VOY A IR A PIJINIAR TODO EL DIA HASTA KE AMANESCA.... PEREME, ESO LO HIZE ANOCHE, DISCULPE.-- Edited by Caliche at 16:10, 2005-09-10


No, Caliche, I meant Lebanese as in from Lebanon. If I had meant lesbian, I would have written lesbian and I definitely would not have written lesbian with a capital L. And may I say, good job on killing the joke, mighty good job, indeed.


Dice la seņora Abby que si usted se quiere ir a pijiniar el bote con la mara, que no es necesario pedirle permiso a ella sino a su mamá. Ande, y vaya con Dios.  


 


 



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     NOW MY LETTER MI QUERIDA DOŅA ABBY:        MIRE SEŅORA, A MI NO ME GUSTA ANDAR JODIENDO PERO LE DIGO QUE UNO DE ESTOS DIAS ME VOY A IR A PIJINIAR TODO EL DIA HASTA KE AMANESCA.... PEREME, ESO LO HIZE ANOCHE, DISCULPE.-- Edited by Caliche at 16:10, 2005-09-10


 


DEAR ABBY : DISCULPALO PORQUE NO SABE LO QUE DICE.............



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ZERO:


DID YOU MEAN TO SAY LESBIAN? I DUN THINK THEM BEING LEBANESE SHOULD CONCERN YOU. DOUBT THEY'LL INVITE YOU OVER FOR SCHWARMAS OR FALLAFELS, ( WHICH TASTE AMAZING BTW) NOT CUZ URE DESCRIMINATING, BUT CUZ IN MUSLIM LAW THEY ARENT ALLOWED..... ALSO DOUBT THEY'RE LESBIANS, BUT IF THEY ARE, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET IN THE SKIRTS.


 


 


 NOW MY LETTER


MI QUERIDA DOŅA ABBY:


       MIRE SEŅORA, A MI NO ME GUSTA ANDAR JODIENDO PERO LE DIGO QUE UNO DE ESTOS DIAS ME VOY A IR A PIJINIAR TODO EL DIA HASTA KE AMANESCA.... PEREME, ESO LO HIZE ANOCHE, DISCULPE.



-- Edited by Caliche at 16:10, 2005-09-10

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Zero wrote:


Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in next door to me. One is a 40 something gym teacher, and the other one, who is probably in her early thirties owns a new age store. In the course three months, I have noticed that these two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man coming in or out of their house. Do you think they could be Lebanese?                                                                                  Hopeful Straight Lebanese Male-- Edited by Zero at 15:48, 2005-09-10


 


DEAR LEBANESE MALE;


 


MAYBE U SHOULD ASK THEM IF THERE "LEBANESE" IF YOUR SO INTERESTED IN THE CULTURAL BACKGROUND...MAYBE THEY CAN TEACH THE LANGUAGE AND EVEN INVITE U OVER FOR SOME FALAFEL.....



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Dear Abby,


A couple of women moved in next door to me. One is a 40 something gym teacher, and the other one, who is probably in her early thirties, owns a new age store. In the course three months, I have noticed that these two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man coming in or out of their house. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


                                                                                 Hopeful Straight Lebanese Male



-- Edited by Zero at 15:48, 2005-09-10

-- Edited by Zero at 00:17, 2005-09-11

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confundida wrote:


DEAR ABBY: I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHOULD BE DONE TO GET RID OF SUCH IDIOTS ON PUBLIC FORUMS.... WAT MEASURE SHOULD I TAKE IN ORDER FOR THEM NOT TO GET TO MY HEAD....   SINCERELY LA PRESIDENTA DEL HATER CLUB


Mira Hijita,


There is no way to get rid of idiots ANYWHERE - nevermind the Foro... learn to live with them or find them and shoot them!


Abby



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DEAR ABBY:


I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHOULD BE DONE TO GET RID OF SUCH IDIOTS ON PUBLIC FORUMS.... WAT MEASURE SHOULD I TAKE IN ORDER FOR THEM NOT TO GET TO MY HEAD....


 


SINCERELY


LA PRESIDENTA DEL HATER CLUB



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Lahtina wrote:


Dear Abby, When I first joined the forum I was warned about its dependency effects. However, I chose to disregard them thinking it would never happen to me. Now I find myself spending insane amounts of time sitting in front of the computer waiting for someone to write something amusing.  As of late it seems people are actually working so hot topics are hard to come by. Is this a sign that I should move on to greener forums? Or just stay off the foros altogether?                                                                                                           Bored Foroholic.


Dear B.H.,


Don't let the responsibility of making the Forum a fun place to the others - take some iniciative and start create some exciting threads yourself.  IF you do, you will attract the hard worker foroholicos like LGigolo away from their work and back into the Foro again.


Abby.



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Dear Abby,


When I first joined the forum I was warned about its dependency effects. However, I chose to disregard them thinking it would never happen to me. Now I find myself spending insane amounts of time sitting in front of the computer waiting for someone to write something amusing. 


As of late it seems people are actually working so hot topics are hard to come by. Is this a sign that I should move on to greener forums? Or just stay off the foros altogether?


                                                                                                          Bored Foroholic.



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Here you go, a place to whine and hopefully a place where others will provide support.

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