TV Buff wrote: Actually, ignorance is bliss. But in my case it's neither. I want to know. From your outside the box thinking, I can actually infer something about your personality: "You can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter." And I mean that with the utmost respect. -- Edited by Zero at 19:12, 2005-09-09
Don't I win a prize for this? I rather take cash, though.
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Zero wrote: I don't really feel like typing much today so I won't give you guys the works (bull****), just the gist. Each of the people involved in the story is a symbol. 1. Woodcutter/husband represents fidelity. 2. Woman/wife represents sexuality. 3. Priest represents moral values/spirituality. 4. Boatsman represents money. 5. Town folk represents the vox populi, or as we say in Spanish: “el qué dirán” 6. The mad man represents reason. The order in which you placed them is important. I'll try to explain as clearly as possible. 1 and 6 are the aspects of your personality that are the most influenced by the rubric each person represents. For example, according to Colombiana's results, she is a person very much in touch with her spiritual side. She has strong moral values and lives her life according to those values. Her having chosen the town folk as the least guilty (#6) says she is very much concerned with what other's might think and will probably make decisions based on what other people's opinions rather than her own. Third party approval is important for Colombiana. (according to this test anyway.) Two and five, fidelity and money in her case, can go either way depending on the situation. For example, if she doesn't feel she's fully satisfied in a relationship, she may think about infidelity. Money is an important issue for her but she doesn't let it run her life. Three and four, sexuality and reason are not her fortes. It doesn't mean that she lacks sex appeal or intelligence but that for her it is not really a concern when relating to others. Is it more or less understood or do you want the bs? OMG. Who have u been talking to? Are u Dr. Phil? Wow, amazing
Zero IS the latino Dr. Phil... Doctor Felipe, por favor!
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Zero: You said nothing about the doctors that let the madman go. See? I think outside of the box, so I went further and went to the hospital in the outskirts of town. So what does that say about my personality?
Zero: You said nothing about the doctors that let the madman go. See? I think outside of the box, so I went further and went to the hospital in the outskirts of town. So what does that say about my personality?
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I don't really feel like typing much today so I won't give you guys the works (bull****), just the gist. Each of the people involved in the story is a symbol. 1. Woodcutter/husband represents fidelity. 2. Woman/wife represents sexuality. 3. Priest represents moral values/spirituality. 4. Boatsman represents money. 5. Town folk represents the vox populi, or as we say in Spanish: “el qué dirán” 6. The mad man represents reason. The order in which you placed them is important. I'll try to explain as clearly as possible. 1 and 6 are the aspects of your personality that are the most influenced by the rubric each person represents. For example, according to Colombiana's results, she is a person very much in touch with her spiritual side. She has strong moral values and lives her life according to those values. Her having chosen the town folk as the least guilty (#6) says she is very much concerned with what other's might think and will probably make decisions based on what other people's opinions rather than her own. Third party approval is important for Colombiana. (according to this test anyway.) Two and five, fidelity and money in her case, can go either way depending on the situation. For example, if she doesn't feel she's fully satisfied in a relationship, she may think about infidelity. Money is an important issue for her but she doesn't let it run her life. Three and four, sexuality and reason are not her fortes. It doesn't mean that she lacks sex appeal or intelligence but that for her it is not really a concern when relating to others. Is it more or less understood or do you want the bs?
OMG. Who have u been talking to? Are u Dr. Phil? Wow, amazing
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I don't really feel like typing much today so I won't give you guys the works (bull****), just the gist. Each of the people involved in the story is a symbol. 1. Woodcutter/husband represents fidelity. 2. Woman/wife represents sexuality. 3. Priest represents moral values/spirituality. 4. Boatsman represents money. 5. Town folk represents the vox populi, or as we say in Spanish: “el qué dirán” 6. The mad man represents reason. The order in which you placed them is important. I'll try to explain as clearly as possible. 1 and 6 are the aspects of your personality that are the most influenced by the rubric each person represents.
Ok,. so I guessthe two aspects of my personality that I am the most influenced by are Sexuality and fidelity,..
1. The husband for marrying that woman and for working to hard to "make her happy and provide for all the needs. She should have gotten a job so She would also be tired after a long day at work.
2. The woman for not talking to her husband about her needs, and for not helping him financially.
3. The priest for getting involved with a married woman, NExt time He should get a separated or single woman.
4. The madman for getting in trouble for something so worthless. I mean, it would be better to go to jail for at least a million dollars.
5. The boat guy for being indiferent to human misery. NExt time He looks for help no body will be there.
6. The towns people for letting the madman commit such a crime. I mean their taxes would bad badly wasted feeding the madman in jail, who would go out anyways for insanity reasons as explained by legal service lawyer.
I don't really feel like typing much today so I won't give you guys the works (bull****), just the gist.
Each of the people involved in the story is a symbol.
1. Woodcutter/husband represents fidelity.
2. Woman/wife represents sexuality.
3. Priest represents moral values/spirituality.
4. Boatsman represents money.
5. Town folk represents the vox populi, or as we say in Spanish: “el qué dirán”
6. The mad man represents reason.
The order in which you placed them is important. I'll try to explain as clearly as possible. 1 and 6 are the aspects of your personality that are the most influenced by the rubric each person represents.
For example, according to Colombiana's results, she is a person very much in touch with her spiritual side. She has strong moral values and lives her life according to those values. Her having chosen the town folk as the least guilty (#6) says she is very much concerned with what other's might think and will probably make decisions based on what other people's opinions rather than her own. Third party approval is important for Colombiana. (according to this test anyway.)
Two and five, fidelity and money in her case, can go either way depending on the situation. For example, if she doesn't feel she's fully satisfied in a relationship, she may think about infidelity. Money is an important issue for her but she doesn't let it run her life.
Three and four, sexuality and reason are not her fortes. It doesn't mean that she lacks sex appeal or intelligence but that for her it is not really a concern when relating to others.
Is it more or less understood or do you want the bs?
Okay, here's the deal. This is not a right/wrong answer test. It's supposed to be a personality test. However, like all the other personality tests out there, its accuracy is questionable. When we did it in class though, it was pretty accurate. I'll give you your answers later on. I'm gonna sharpen the bull****ter. -- Edited by Zero at 21:37, 2005-09-07 -- Edited by Zero at 21:49, 2005-09-07
Ok,. Zero ,. when,. we r waiting for the answer,. or atleast i m,..
Okay, here's the deal. This is not a right/wrong answer test. It's supposed to be a personality test. However, like all the other personality tests out there, its accuracy is questionable. When we did it in class though, it was pretty accurate.
I'll give you your answers later on. I'm gonna sharpen the bull****ter.
LGigolo wrote: Lahtina wrote: 1. Wife 2. Husband 3. Priest 4. Town's people 5. Boatsman 6. Mad man why you rank the poor husband at # 2? for not doing his "job" at home (cama)? Well of course! Why did he get married then if he couldn't give her no money and no satisfaction?
I don't know... let's ask the husband... lol
or ask Zero, he started the thread... LMAO
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Lahtina wrote: 1. Wife 2. Husband 3. Priest 4. Town's people 5. Boatsman 6. Mad man why you rank the poor husband at # 2? for not doing his "job" at home (cama)?
Well of course! Why did he get married then if he couldn't give her no money and no satisfaction?
Colombiana4Life wrote: Zero wrote: There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. You figure out which kind I am. Sorry folks, it's from one to six. Ok, u said 3 kinds, what's the third kind? Again r we skipping numbers? Have u been smoking ur brother's stash? It was a joke Colombiana, get it? he insinuated that he can't count, so he said 3 kinds of ppl and he mentioned only 2 get it? eh? uh?
I know, i am now joking by saying that he doesent know how to count and that he smoked his brother's (your) stash. Cachai? See, mira como sale a defender a su hermanito, que lindo el cabro.
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Zero wrote: There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. You figure out which kind I am. Sorry folks, it's from one to six. Ok, u said 3 kinds, what's the third kind? Again r we skipping numbers? Have u been smoking ur brother's stash?
It was a joke Colombiana, get it? he insinuated that he can't count, so he said 3 kinds of ppl and he mentioned only 2 get it? eh? uh?
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. You figure out which kind I am. Sorry folks, it's from one to six.
Okay, the six doctors who let the madman go.
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1. the mad man cause HE killed her (I suspect mad man = husband) 2. the wife for being stupid enough to try and cross the bridge when the mad man is there 3. the priest for not helping her out even though he was willing to f#ck her 4. the boatsman for not helping her out due to greed and was the one who had the last chance to save her @$$ 5. townspeople for not helping her either (el que este libre de pecado que tire la primera piedra?)
Hey, why f*ck her once when you can f*ck her twice.
There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. You figure out which kind I am. Sorry folks, it's from one to six.
Ok, u said 3 kinds, what's the third kind? Again r we skipping numbers? Have u been smoking ur brother's stash?
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There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. You figure out which kind I am. Sorry folks, it's from one to six.
This is the tale of two very poor people. They live in the woods just outside a small town. The man is a woodcutter. In order to make ends meet he must go out into the woods very early and start cutting wood. He comes home at sundown so tired he can barely move. He eats, takes a bath and goes to bed. The next day will be the same. His wife loves him, she makes sure his food and his bath water are always warm; his clothes are clean and his house is tidy. She would love to have more time with him to talk and make love but she understands that he's too tired for that. She waits and hopes for better days. Eventually she starts going to the town's church. She spends much of her day there, praying and conversing with the priest. She soon develops deep feelings for the priest because in him she can find what she longs for but her husband can't give her. And thus begins a sordid affair. Everyday they see each other. She manages to get home just before her husband does and so he doesn't suspect a thing. However, her luck changes one day. As she's crossing the bridge that separates the woods from the town, she sees a mad man on the other side holding a knife. - "I'll kill you!" He threatens her. Scared, she runs back to the priest. "There's a mad man who wants to kill me. You must help me!" Because it's so late, he refuses to help her, fearful that their affair might be uncovered. She then knocks on many doors in town, pleading for help. The town's people aren't stupid. They know there's hanky panky going on so they refuse to help the sinful woman. Desperate, she goes to a boatsman and asks if he can take her across the river in his boat. - "I can do that, but you'll have to pay me." - "But I have no money!", she protests. - "I'm sorry, but you must understand that this is how I make my living." Finally, she takes her chances and runs across the bridge. Sure enough, the mad man stabs her to death. Now, who in your mind's eye has the most guilt in this crime? List from one to five the guilty parties. One being the guiltiest and five the least guilty. (Yes, it is a test.)
1. The priest
2. The husband
3. The wife
4. The madman
5. Boatsman & Townspeople
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This is the tale of two very poor people. They live in the woods just outside a small town. The man is a woodcutter. In order to make ends meet he must go out into the woods very early and start cutting wood. He comes home at sundown so tired he can barely move. He eats, takes a bath and goes to bed. The next day will be the same.
His wife loves him, she makes sure his food and his bath water are always warm; his clothes are clean and his house is tidy. She would love to have more time with him to talk and make love but she understands that he's too tired for that. She waits and hopes for better days.
Eventually she starts going to the town's church. She spends much of her day there, praying and conversing with the priest. She soon develops deep feelings for the priest because in him she can find what she longs for but her husband can't give her. And thus begins a sordid affair.
Everyday they see each other. She manages to get home just before her husband does and so he doesn't suspect a thing. However, her luck changes one day. As she's crossing the bridge that separates the woods from the town, she sees a mad man on the other side holding a knife. -
"I'll kill you!" He threatens her. Scared, she runs back to the priest. "There's a mad man who wants to kill me. You must help me!" Because it's so late, he refuses to help her, fearful that their affair might be uncovered.
She then knocks on many doors in town, pleading for help. The town's people aren't stupid. They know there's hanky panky going on so they refuse to help the sinful woman. Desperate, she goes to a boatsman and asks if he can take her across the river in his boat.
- "I can do that, but you'll have to pay me." - "But I have no money!", she protests. - "I'm sorry, but you must understand that this is how I make my living."
Finally, she takes her chances and runs across the bridge. Sure enough, the mad man stabs her to death.
Now, who in your mind's eye has the most guilt in this crime? List from one to six the guilty parties. One being the guiltiest and six the least guilty. (Yes, it is a test.)
From your outside the box thinking, I can actually infer something about your personality: "You can't bullsh*t a bullsh*tter." And I mean that with the utmost respect. 
-- Edited by Zero at 19:12, 2005-09-09 
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
