Adult quiz

angelita dulce · Foro Master

RE: Adult quiz

Caliche · TOP Guru

THE FUNNIEST

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego
A.) Is It In?

Salsera de Corazon · TOP Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

This ones my fav: Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...A.) "Is it in?"

Yeap that one is my favourite too!

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

This ones my fav:

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Ladyhawk · Regular Plus

ADULT SEX QUIZ

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed **** with a yeast infection.

Q) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.