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CHALE: TERI MA DI FUDI... LUN CHUS KUTI!!! ** FIGURE THAT ONE OUT DESI HATER....


GIRL: THANKS BABE.... YOU KEEP POSTING ...KE PRONTO VAS A SER GURU





























































































*********** CHALE **************

IT WASNT INTENDED FOR YA.... SO DONT GET OFFENDED WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT LADY.



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Vean a CAli Top Guru.!!! well con gratz.!!

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Caliche sucks habibi azz!!!

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I THINK IITS HABIBI.... SOMEONE TOLD ME IT MEANT THAT... I DUNNO, NO SOY TERRORISTA... LADYBUG... WAT DOES IT MEAN?? YOU ARE THE MIDDLE EASTERN TRANSLATOR HERE IN EL FORO...

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Caliche wrote:


MARHABA KIFHALA HIBIBI MEANS..... WA GWAN BREDDREN ITS WAR COLOMBIANA..... PAKISTAN HAS KICKED INDIA'S ASS SO MANY TIMES... NO MATCH FOR THE PAKISTANI CRICKET TEAM!!! GO PAKISTAN GO!!

Ok Habibi or Hibibi, i hope ur not calling a guy "Habibi", and im gonna investigate to see what it really means. For some reason no te creo,  As for the war.  Bring it on.

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MARHABA KIFHALA HIBIBI MEANS..... WA GWAN BREDDREN


ITS WAR COLOMBIANA..... PAKISTAN HAS KICKED INDIA'S ASS SO MANY TIMES... NO MATCH FOR THE PAKISTANI CRICKET TEAM!!! GO PAKISTAN GO!!


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COLOMBIANA: MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME A CALL IM DOWN TO GO TO ALBION CENTRE...... THE POSSIBILITIES I SAID WERE BOUT EVERYONE BECOMING DESI.... AS FOR THE Kuch Na Kaho DUNNO WAT IT MEANS.... AND ITS MR. PAKISTAN TO YOU LADY... EY ZIPOTE: MARHABA KIFHALA HABIBI!!

I know what Habibi means, i'll have to figure out the other 2.  So Mr. Pakistan, eh, well i guess que vamos a estar en guerra. 

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COLOMBIANA: MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME A CALL IM DOWN TO GO TO ALBION CENTRE...... THE POSSIBILITIES I SAID WERE BOUT EVERYONE BECOMING DESI.... AS FOR THE Kuch Na Kaho DUNNO WAT IT MEANS.... AND ITS MR. PAKISTAN TO YOU LADY... EY ZIPOTE: MARHABA KIFHALA HABIBI!!

ENGLISH PLEASE CALICHE!!!!!

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COLOMBIANA: MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME A CALL IM DOWN TO GO TO ALBION CENTRE...... THE POSSIBILITIES I SAID WERE BOUT EVERYONE BECOMING DESI....

AS FOR THE Kuch Na Kaho DUNNO WAT IT MEANS.... AND ITS MR. PAKISTAN TO YOU LADY...

EY ZIPOTE: MARHABA KIFHALA HABIBI!!

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Caliche wrote:


LOLITA, GITANA AND XTINA: BUNCH OF HATERS....

                    HATERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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LOLITA, GITANA AND XTINA: BUNCH OF HATERS....

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Lolita wrote:         Caliche Wrote: LOLITA: YA TU SABES,AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY, I'LL HOOK U UP... MAKE SURE ITS 20's 50's AND 100's CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED               My girls only carry visa and mastercard.  Are you going to bend over to swipe????????? LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY LOLITA!!!!

                  I needed a good laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        Caliche Wrote: LOLITA: YA TU SABES,AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY, I'LL HOOK U UP... MAKE SURE ITS 20's 50's AND 100's CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED               My girls only carry visa and mastercard.  Are you going to bend over to swipe?????????

LMAO!!!! TOO FUNNY LOLITA!!!!

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COLOMBIANA: FOR BEING MA DESI LOVING FREND... SEE WHEN WE CHEK SOME BOLLYWOOD MOVIES... I THINK I CAN GET SOME BOOTLEGS FROM MA GHANDU FRIEND.. NEXT FORO OUTING SHOULD BE TO ALBION CENTRE ...LOL... IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

Oh, thanks for the honourable mention.  LadyBug and I are planning to go catch a flick soon, so ur welcome to come along.  And what possibilities r u talking about?  Whatever ur thinking Kuch Na Kaho.  (decipher that one, Mr. India). LOL

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YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH..IT ONLY WORKS IN THE U.S. OF A.... .JUST REMEMBER NO ESTAMOS EN GRINGOLANDIA...

 HEY SEROTE  THEY LET U POST MESSAGES EN LA OFICINA DEL UNEMPLOIMENT...........PORQUE COMO PU!@# LLEGASTE A TOP GURU........

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Turtle?!?!?!

You and Prieto have to stop smoking that purple stuff.



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        Caliche Wrote:


LOLITA: YA TU SABES,AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY, I'LL HOOK U UP... MAKE SURE ITS 20's 50's AND 100's CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED


 


            My girls only carry visa and mastercard.  Are you going to bend over to swipe?????????



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Caliche wrote:


YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH..IT ONLY WORKS IN THE U.S. OF A.... .JUST REMEMBER NO ESTAMOS EN GRINGOLANDIA...

Still on US time.... therefor its a valid statement

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EZ THERE CALICHE!!! YOU DIDN'T WIN A GRAMMY OR ANYTHING!!



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YOU CAN PLEAD THE FIFTH..IT ONLY WORKS IN THE U.S. OF A.... .JUST REMEMBER NO ESTAMOS EN GRINGOLANDIA...

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OK TANGITA..... QUOTE IT .... MA LIPS ARE SEALED**.... **if anyone wants to know PM me**

Whatever... its all lies! Lies I tell ya!


Nothing ever happened in Gita's van... nothing!!!


I plead the fifth!



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OK TANGITA..... QUOTE IT .... MA LIPS ARE SEALED**....









**if anyone wants to know PM me**

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WHAT CAN WE CALL GITANA'S VAN?? CHALE'S DRUNK CASTLE??

I gotta quote a song here...


KEEP IT ON THE DOWNLOW!!!!
NO BODY HAS TO KNOW!!!!





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WHAT CAN WE CALL GITANA'S VAN?? CHALE'S DRUNK CASTLE??

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so now we got Dogo's box.... Baina's turtle... and Chale's marshmellow?


Whats next?




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PHANTASMA: SO THEN THE FORO GURLS HAVE U IN MIND... THEY ALWAYS REMEMBER THE LAST THING ANYONE SAYS... IM TRYING TO HOOK YOU UP NIGGAH!!

DUHVEED: ALRIGHT MAN.... I WANNA THANK YOU CUZ YOU MAKE ME LAUGH WITH YUR STONER ANTICS..... MAYBE FRIDAY WE HOTBOX DOGO'S BOX OR BAINAS NINJA TURTLE ....

YES BAINA I SAID IT...UR CAR IS A NINJA TURTLE.... DUNNO WHY..... IT JUST REMINDS ME OF THE NINJA TURTLES... I THINK ITS CUZ OF THE SHAPE....

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Daeveed wrote:

Caliche wrote:
OK I KNO I LEFT OUT ALOT OF PEOPLES....

oh, so you know.....i get it.....





WHY A BROTHA GOTZ TO BE LAST ON THE LIST LIKE?? even after I made u part of my Horchata Street team and everything brah.... I see how it is!

-- Edited by Phantasma at 12:40, 2005-09-06

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THOUGHT I'D BE A MARSHMELLOW LIKE GSTRING'S





U werent complaining when you was riding in the marsh!!


ps. seenage! brap! wha gwan! niggah! straight goods! star! chicken and peas! etc. etc. etc.  Brap! Brap!

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OK I KNO I LEFT OUT ALOT OF PEOPLES....


oh, so you know.....i get it.....



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WA GWAN RUDE GYAL ! ! !


COMO KE ME CREO.... NO MAMITA YO NO ME HAGO... YO SOY!! RUDE BWOAY CALICHE!!! BRAP!! BRAP!!!
TOP GURU CON UNA STAR!! BRAP! BRAP!! POR FIN!!

I'D LIKE TO THANK:
GITANA FOR FLIRTING W ME TILL THE TOP... LOVE YA MENCHU

CHALE GSTRING FOR KEEPIN HER GULLY VOCAB ON LOCK IN EL FORO... BOP!! BOP!!

GENIE FOR ALWAYS BEING ON MA CASE TRYING TO REGULATE MA AZZ.... STILL LOVE YA BABE...

CONFU... FOR BEING THE FIRST FOROER TO SHOW ME SOME LOVE ON EL FORO.. YE I KNO MA ASS IS URS...

CHARLIE: FOR LETTING ME HATE ON HIS NIGGA AZZ!! KE PEDOS PUES MONO??

CHILENITA, TV BUFF, MIGUEL, GOD: FOR ALWAYS HATING ON ME FOR MY THOUGHTS....

CHILENITA: FOR NOT HATING ON ME ANYMORE

BAINA: FOR INTRODUCING ME TO HIS SISTER..... OH AND FOR THE MUSIC TOO..

LADYBUG: FOR KEEPING ME POSTED OF THE BEST THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKEND... STILL WAITING ON MY SLUTS TSHIRT...

ZIPOTE: CUZ HES MA CENTRAL AMERICAN NIGGUH!!

DOGO: FOR THE RIDE IN THE BOX... THOUGHT I'D BE A MARSHMELLOW LIKE GSTRING'S

LATINSOULCHILD: I DUNNO WHY I HAVE TO THANK U ... OH RIGHT. FOR NOT TAKING THAT PIC OF THAT KISS... FOCKER!!! TE ANDAN BUSCANDO!!

LOLITA: YA TU SABES,AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY, I'LL HOOK U UP... MAKE SURE ITS 20's 50's AND 100's CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED

JUAN MIGUEL: FOR YOUR MUSIC... VERY GOOD STUFF... CANT WAIT TILL U DROP THE ALBUM... BEST OF LUCK... AND THANKS FOR THAT DRINK...

COLOMBIANA: FOR BEING MA DESI LOVING FREND... SEE WHEN WE CHEK SOME BOLLYWOOD MOVIES... I THINK I CAN GET SOME BOOTLEGS FROM MA GHANDU FRIEND.. NEXT FORO OUTING SHOULD BE TO ALBION CENTRE ...LOL... IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES

PRINCESSA: YOU'RE TOO CUTE...

FEA: CHANGE THAT DAMN NAME GIRL...

XTINA: YOU ARE STIFF #1.... IZ ALRIGHT NEXT TIME...

GOD: NIGGUH! WA GWAN?

PHANTASMA: KEEP IT GANGSTA !! ZEEN!!




OK I KNO I LEFT OUT ALOT OF PEOPLES.... IF I LEFT YOU OUT MUCH RESPECTS STILL.... SEE SOME OF Y'ALL AT TOP GURUNESS SOON...

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Remember young Caliche, with great power comes great resposibility. Use the force wisely you must...

WHAT!?

OKAY!

YEAAAAAAAH!


(that was my Lil' Jon as Yoda impression, btw)

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ES QUE EL CALI SE PELA!!!!!


SE CREE MUCHO AHORA QUE YA ES TOP GURU!!!! CONGRATS CALI!!!!



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Ay rude bwoy....




Aqui te va tu proprio thread hot steppa!
So that you can become bad azz TOP GURU baby!!!


and remember: dont let dem babylon be pon ya azz breddren, for dey be wantin to put ya 'way... seen?




Eerrting cook and curry son!



PEACE!!!!!


 


 









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