JOKER_ESCO wrote: OH KOOL, Y YO PENSE QUE ME HABIAN PEGADO LAS HELADITAS YA LoL starting early eh?Remember the drill:One for JokerTwo for ChaleOne for JokerTwo for Chale
JOKER_ESCO wrote: LoL TUCHOS LOCOS 4 VIDA LoL DAMN UNA BEER HASE FALTA, U NOT GONNA BE HERE TOMORROW?? CAUSE I AM PUTING IT TOMORROW... here's a cyber Pilsener Cheers Joker!!! Nope... not gonna be here.. so whaddya say? Can I see it???
Chale_Tanga wrote: I thought this thread was gonna be some juicy gossip on Genie... I was getting ready to msn her and be all like 'giiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!! you gotta check what Joker said bout chu! Uh huh! No he di'ent!' LMAO!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT ME TOO I WAS GONNA TAKE U OUTSIDE JOKER BUT AFTER READING THAT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS HEY U WILL LEARN THAT GENIES ALWAYS GET THERE WISHES
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Chale que mala eres con migo ya no te quiero..... u broke my hearth.. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!I was only joking... See... I put the little 'joking' at the bottom of my post... Come on... tell me you love me!!!!! I know you want to....... Truchos locos for life again?!?!?
LoL TUCHOS LOCOS 4 VIDA LoL DAMN UNA BEER HASE FALTA, U NOT GONNA BE HERE TOMORROW?? CAUSE I AM PUTING IT TOMORROW...
I thought this thread was gonna be some juicy gossip on Genie... I was getting ready to msn her and be all like 'giiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!! you gotta check what Joker said bout chu! Uh huh! No he di'ent!'
LMAO!! THIS IS HILARIOUS! AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT ME TOO I WAS GONNA TAKE U OUTSIDE JOKER BUT AFTER READING THAT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS HEY U WILL LEARN THAT GENIES ALWAYS GET THERE WISHES
Colombiana4Life wrote: I got fooled too. I think this thread should be called "Not so truthful Joker" LOL For real...I think we should ban him!joking...
Chale que mala eres con migo ya no te quiero.....u broke my hearth..
I thought this thread was gonna be some juicy gossip on Genie... I was getting ready to msn her and be all like 'giiiiiiiiiiiiirl!!! you gotta check what Joker said bout chu! Uh huh! No he di'ent!'
I got fooled too. I think this thread should be called "Not so truthful Joker" LOL
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A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the Biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was All over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near The pieces of window glass.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
That you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every Country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And ! now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said,"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old and both of you still Believe in genies?"
so whaddya say? Can I see it??? 
Come on... tell me you love me!!!!! I know you want to....... Truchos locos for life again?!?!? 
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