CRAZIEST THING I EVER DONE WAS PROBABLY WALK INTO MA NEIGHBORS HOUSE WEILDING A BAT IN ONE HAND AND CARRYING MY LIL COUSIN'S DEAD DOG IN THE OTHER... EL BUEY RAN OVER THE DOG PURPOSELY CUZ IT WOULD BARK AT HIM N HIS KIDS.. THE DOG NEVER LEFT THE PROPERTY ALWAYS ON A LEASH UNLESS MY LIL COUSINS WOULD WALK IT DOWN THE STREET...
BASTARD.... NOW I HAVE TO STAY 1000 YARDS AWAY FROM THE HOUSE OR I GO TO JAIL... BASTARD... IT WAS AN EXPENSIVE DOG TOO, A 7MONTH OLD MALE SHIATSU.... CUTE LIL CRITTER
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actually one judge likes prostate massage, hot wax on his penis and surgical needles all over his scrotum he hates spanking...too bad i could ve beaten the **** out of him jajajaja
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yeah white dudes like judges, lawyers,policias....you name it! Latinos none.
well lo que mas me enzorra es ver esos judges that give a short sentence to those charged with gun related crimes. It's ridiculous...Thank God I never witnessed a gunshot or anyone getting killed
Enronces aprovecha when those judges visit you. Dales extra duro y usa un palo super caliente para darles sus merecidos. BEat them really hard Jinx.
yes creelo o no men actually pay to get humiliated it. I didn't take a course for that, I had a friend who did it for a living until he retired. He taught me the basics. I work in a dungeon part-time near the Yorkville area in a condo with other dominatrixs. Well being a dominatrix is not for everyone I get sometimes weird requests that would shock your virgin minds....
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Lahtina wrote: "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." Ooooo I like you Lahtina!!! We are soooo on the same wave length!! Yeah I have had some great revelations while under certain influences!! You are right I bet my next place will be so much more exciting.
I concur, some revelations have come to me while in another world. Just like Alice in Wonderland, when she's 10 feet tall. LOL
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hey jinx do you have aweb site lets do some picturers. I am a professional photographer. i have quite a bit of sand m pictures i have done. Holla at me and let me know if we can do stuff soon. ef
eddiefigueroa wrote:
hey jinx do you have aweb site lets do some picturers. I am a professional photographer. i have quite a bit of sand m pictures i have done. Holla at me and let me know if we can do stuff soon. ef
Mistress! Now I want you to dress up like a girl and clean my boots with your tongue and don't talk to me!
And men actually pay for that?, can you tell us where and who teach you that stuff if we may ask?, What are your plans for the future? ,any branches around Toronto?
I did the "wave" under peer presure, damn!! that totally killed my chances with "Jess" (waitress) OH! and I shoved a whole cup cake in my mouth! (just one of my talents)
Wow, i saw that first hand, te cabe bastante en la boca. LOL. Oh and that was funny "se llama Jess, queres el apellido?"LOL
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bah, sometimes working as a dominatrix is slow.. but I love the simple fact that I'm the boss and they are my little slaves. There's no sex involved so don't get ideas! I real dominatrix doesn't f* her slaves!
Where's the fun part then!!?
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Jinx wrote: bah, sometimes working as a dominatrix is slow.. but I love the simple fact that I'm the boss and they are my little slaves. There's no sex involved so don't get ideas! I real dominatrix doesn't f* her slaves!
bah, sometimes working as a dominatrix is slow.. but I love the simple fact that I'm the boss and they are my little slaves. There's no sex involved so don't get ideas! I real dominatrix doesn't f* her slaves!
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Oh!! my... i can't think of my last crazy thing!! Can we just say I'm an angel
But then again... maybe I'm really crazy so none of the things I do r crazy on my list...
-- Edited by Kary at 12:50, 2005-08-31
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Chilenita wrote: Lahtina wrote: "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." Ooooo I like you Lahtina!!! We are soooo on the same wave length!! Yeah I have had some great revelations while under certain influences!! You are right I bet my next place will be so much more exciting.
torontotrucho wrote: Jinx wrote: last week at work this gentleman from Russia wanted me to walk with my stilettoes on his crotch. I did it and guess what he loved it! What kind of work do you do Jinx? if I may ask...
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."
Ooooo I like you Lahtina!!! We are soooo on the same wave length!! Yeah I have had some great revelations while under certain influences!! You are right I bet my next place will be so much more exciting.
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One morning like a week ago I decided that the area I live in is too boring so I gave my landlord notice that same morning.....now I have to find a cool place in a great area and rent a truck and move before the first of Oct. Bottom line kids is dont make any decisions when you are up all night drinking and doing "stuff"....your mind isn't really thinking clearly....
LOL But when you do find that place, I'm sure you'll be glad you weren't thinking clearly. Or hey, who knows, maybe you were thinking clearer than you are now. After all, I read somewhere that "Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."
One morning like a week ago I decided that the area I live in is too boring so I gave my landlord notice that same morning.....now I have to find a cool place in a great area and rent a truck and move before the first of Oct.
Bottom line kids is dont make any decisions when you are up all night drinking and doing "stuff"....your mind isn't really thinking clearly....
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Like Guadalupana, I do crazy things on a daily basis. My whole life is a series of unfortunate events. My therapist says one day I will be normal. I want to believe him, but these voices inside my head keep saying he's lyring. Who do I believe?
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does this question apply if i'm already crazy? cuz i'm a nut case, reeeaaaal loca...
huh? what was tha noise?
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