Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Singer needed for Gardenias


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11685
Date:
RE: Singer needed for Gardenias
Permalink   
 


@Boofy: Happy anniversary!! '05 AAAND '06 (sorry, I just noticed I forgot last year)

__________________
The opinions expressed by this poster should always be considered offensive to Guadalupipi.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7107
Date:
Permalink   
 

Buffy you're Loh-ca, it's good to member...member?

__________________
The opinions expressed by this poster can be offensive and are mainly directed at Dogo.
Delta gamma b i t c h-orama. Copyright 2008 All rights reserved.


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3249
Date:
Permalink   
 

And they have a gig in exactly 2 days...


 


 


J/K... This is from exactly a year ago!



__________________

I love this one too!!!


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

GENIE wrote:


oh ok sure daeveed u spilled the vodka now drink it lmao

I literally did.....

__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 10551
Date:
Permalink   
 

Genie girl stop following me around!!!!  Ohhh wait till I see you!  I would be so happy to kick your a$$ at this too..........


watch your self woman....don't test me.....


 


Back to gossip...wife??  WHO DAEVEEDDDDDDD?????  Who is married.....



__________________

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!

Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama
Copyright 2008  All Rights Reserved



Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 9383
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


GENIE wrote: WIFE WHAT WIFE MARRIED WHAT         LMAO LMAO!!!        GOOD TO KNOW!! HEY I FULL FILL THEM ALL AND ANYTIME I CAN KICK CHILE AND GUADAS BUTT IM UP FOR IT!!!   err...i meant him and his guitar.....yeah....guitar.....

       oh ok sure daeveed u spilled the vodka now drink it lmao

__________________
Proud Member of the S.L.U.T. Campaign!


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

GENIE wrote:


WIFE WHAT WIFE MARRIED WHAT         LMAO LMAO!!!        GOOD TO KNOW!! HEY I FULL FILL THEM ALL AND ANYTIME I CAN KICK CHILE AND GUADAS BUTT IM UP FOR IT!!!  


err...i meant him and his guitar.....yeah....guitar.....




__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 9383
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


He gave me a call this morning. Him and his wife are OK, but he told me it was really bad down there.


        WIFE WHAT WIFE MARRIED WHAT


        LMAO LMAO!!!


       GOOD TO KNOW!! HEY I FULL FILL THEM ALL AND ANYTIME I CAN KICK CHILE AND GUADAS BUTT IM UP FOR IT!!!


 



__________________
Proud Member of the S.L.U.T. Campaign!


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4399
Date:
Permalink   
 

Chilenita wrote:


HEY HEY HEY the competition is getting tougher


There was NEVER any competition.


 


Plus, you owe me.



__________________
Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4399
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


TV Buff wrote: I just read the requirements again (okay, for the first time) and realized that I fullfill all but one. Won't tell you which. I hope it's the fourth...


Why do you have to make me scroll up and down like that?


 


Keep hoping...



__________________
Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 10551
Date:
Permalink   
 

HEY HEY HEY the competition is getting tougher

__________________

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!

Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama
Copyright 2008  All Rights Reserved



Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

TV Buff wrote:


I just read the requirements again (okay, for the first time) and realized that I fullfill all but one. Won't tell you which.

I hope it's the fourth...

__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4399
Date:
Permalink   
 

I just read the requirements again (okay, for the first time) and realized that I fullfill all but one. Won't tell you which.

__________________
Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 5699
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


He gave me a call this morning. Him and his wife are OK, but he told me it was really bad down there.

Wife? que wife?

__________________

Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama Copyright 2008 All Rights Reserved



Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

TV Buff wrote:


Going back to the audition, is it okay if I sing off-key? Can I pull a Milli Vanilli? Can't I just sing like Leonard Cohen? I can do opera too. Off-key as well, but opera nevertheless.

Yes, singing is optional for the singer position (read requirements above).

__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


TOP Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 4399
Date:
Permalink   
 

Going back to the audition, is it okay if I sing off-key? Can I pull a Milli Vanilli? Can't I just sing like Leonard Cohen? I can do opera too. Off-key as well, but opera nevertheless.

__________________
Dios nos conceda SERENIDAD para aceptar las cosas que no podemos cambiar, VALOR para cambiar las que podemos, y SABIDURIA para conocer la diferencia.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

He gave me a call this morning. Him and his wife are OK, but he told me it was really bad down there.

__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 9383
Date:
Permalink   
 

          UM DAVEED IS GIBSON OK?? IM CONCERNED HES REALLY CUTE U KNOW!! LOL LOL

 



__________________
Proud Member of the S.L.U.T. Campaign!


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 255
Date:
Permalink   
 

Do you have anything smart to post you goof ? I am telling fakken "Don Alejandro" about it you damn traitor.



__________________


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 5699
Date:
Permalink   
 

I can sing like Andrea Echeverri from Aterciopelados.  I can be la "florecita rockera".

__________________

Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama Copyright 2008 All Rights Reserved



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 654
Date:
Permalink   
 

Lmao u guys r nuts and i love it!! hahaha.. i spend more time reading the thread that writing on them lmao!

__________________
Luv ya mucho (¯`·._.·[¤Kª®¥¤]·._.·´¯) *~Live as though heaven is on earth. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Dance as though no one is watching you. Sing as though no one can hear you~*


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 11101
Date:
Permalink   
 

Can I be the casting director???



__________________
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny...


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 10551
Date:
Permalink   
 

AFRO AFRO AFRO...I am taking you to the festival!!!  We will audition LIVE!!!!  YES I cant wait!  I am going home now to practice rocking out in front of my mirror!!!!  You better practice too Afro I don't want our act getting screwed up!  Okay so I'll post tomorrow and let you know what song afro and I will be singing.....

__________________

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!

Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama
Copyright 2008  All Rights Reserved



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 912
Date:
Permalink   
 

Where do I submitt my picture???
Man....I have to find my mini skirts....

__________________
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

Perfect, we can arrange a private audition after the festival.

__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 10551
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


I think we could 'combine' your 'skills'


I am sooooooooo up for that!  Whatever "that" means - lol


Okay so I'll hunt you down at the Allende Festival and drag Afro with me and we will audition - I better get my shirt made......



__________________

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!

Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama
Copyright 2008  All Rights Reserved



Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

I think we could 'combine' your 'skills'




__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 912
Date:
Permalink   
 

Do you take 2???
I think Chilenita and I are perfect for the job.

__________________
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


Comandante

Status: Offline
Posts: 10551
Date:
Permalink   
 

would I get to wear "Daeveed is a sexy b!tch tshirts like every friggin day???  Oh and can I consme alcohol and drugs while on the job?  If so I am in



__________________

CHI CHI CHI LE LE LE VIVA CHILE!!!!

Proud memeber and supporter of Delta Gamma B i t c h - orama
Copyright 2008  All Rights Reserved



Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7337
Date:
Permalink   
 

Daeveed wrote:


Since our singer was caught by the Katrina hurricane in Nashville, he might be dead, so now Gardenias has the chance to find the ideal candidate that would fit in our band vision. All candidates MUST: - Be a single hot girl - Like to wear skimpy clothes - Know how to dance sensually - Have a 'thing' for drummers - Know how to play guitar - Have basic singing knowledge (optional)   Please send an audition request to me or any of the members of Gardenias, and include a full body picture.   thank you.


 


Awesome way to get some free material to "eliminate stress".



__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 912
Date:
Permalink   
 

I can pretend I know how to play the guitar...

__________________
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


Foro Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 7736
Date:
Permalink   
 

Since our singer was caught by the Katrina hurricane in Nashville, he might be dead, so now Gardenias has the chance to find the ideal candidate that would fit in our band vision.


All candidates MUST:


- Be a single hot girl


- Like to wear skimpy clothes


- Know how to dance sensually


- Have a 'thing' for drummers


- Know how to play guitar


- Have basic singing knowledge (optional)


 


Please send an audition request to me or any of the members of Gardenias, and include a full body picture.


 


thank you.




__________________
I went to a beautiful place, and back.
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard