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My cousin is a doctor. She writes me doctors notes and gets me out of work whenever i need a break.




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If he's used up all his sick days, maybe he should call in dead - just a thought.

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miguel wrote:
afrodita do i know him???

if not , maybe i could get him fired
LOL




Nope, He wasn't here when you were here.
Too Bad

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I have a co-worker who's always sick either on a Monday or a Friday... On average she's sick at least twice a month.


 


And she keeps getting promoted.


 


Unions suck.



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afrodita do i know him???

if not , maybe i could get him fired
LOL



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Afrodita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote: AFRO I AM NOT RACISTA ES LA VERDA IS NOT MY FAULT.... I know. I know.
Ok Ok but they are so lazy LoL LoL

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

AFRO I AM NOT RACISTA ES LA VERDA IS NOT MY FAULT....


I know. I know.



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Afrodita wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:   NO SOY RACISTA NI NADA BUT IS HE NEGRO??? CAUSE I HAD A COWORKER LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED @ THE BAY... Bicho racista, Nope, he's Irish.
AFRO I AM NOT RACISTA ES LA VERDA IS NOT MY FAULT....

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YA MATAST LA ARAN~A QUE TE HA ESTADO JODIENDO TODO EL DIA ..........
SACATE EL CAITE Y LE CAES DE SORPRESA......


Mentada Araņa no la alcanzo pero ya le voy a decir a un bicho q esta alto q la baje de ahi porq ya siento q me cae en la cabexa.


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 HEY ESAS ESCUSAS ESTAN BUENAS ,DONDE ESTA EL LAPICERO.....HAY QUE TOMAR NOTAS YA MATAST LA ARAN~A QUE TE HA ESTADO JODIENDO TODO EL DIA ..........


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Phantasma wrote:

that so doesnt sound like something a black person would say....

Black people much like Latinos are posses masterful skill at the art of dodging work... my dog is depressed??? I knew dude was white without even thinking twice!


You are sooo right. Maybe that's why I find it soo funny cuz I would never come up with that excuse.

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

 
NO SOY RACISTA NI NADA BUT IS HE NEGRO??? CAUSE I HAD A COWORKER LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED @ THE BAY...


that so doesnt sound like something a black person would say....

Black people much like Latinos are posses masterful skill at the art of dodging work... my dog is depressed??? I knew dude was white without even thinking twice!

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IF HES NOT BLACK TALVES LE PIKOUN BUG Y LE DIO NEGRITIS BOLUDITIS

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

 
NO SOY RACISTA NI NADA BUT IS HE NEGRO??? CAUSE I HAD A COWORKER LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED @ THE BAY...


Bicho racista, Nope, he's Irish.

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Afrodita wrote:

I work with this guy that always has an excuse to not come to work, he no longer has vacation days, sick days, or any day that your company would give you, and if he misses work he gets the day taken out of his paycheque. These are some of his excuses...we crack up everytime we hear them: -My friend's girlfriend just went on labour (NO...he was not driving her to the hospital or anything like that) -I got a splinter on my index finger -My garage door hit me in the head (We asked him if it was that serious and if he went to the hospital or something, nope it wasn't too serious) -My dog is depressed (Yes, he did leave a message to the boss saying his dog seemed to be down) -Today he called in sick saying that he has the monday's blues and rather stayed home.


 


NO SOY RACISTA NI NADA BUT IS HE NEGRO??? CAUSE I HAD A COWORKER LIKE THAT WHEN I WORKED @ THE BAY...



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I work with this guy that always has an excuse to not come to work, he no longer has vacation days, sick days, or any day that your company would give you, and if he misses work he gets the day taken out of his paycheque.

These are some of his excuses...we crack up everytime we hear them:

-My friend's girlfriend just went on labour (NO...he was not driving her to the hospital or anything like that)
-I got a splinter on my index finger
-My garage door hit me in the head (We asked him if it was that serious and if he went to the hospital or something, nope it wasn't too serious)
-My dog is depressed (Yes, he did leave a message to the boss saying his dog seemed to be down)
-Today he called in sick saying that he has the monday's blues and rather stayed home.

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