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Phantasma wrote:


I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!


 OH Y AHORA QUIEN PODRA AYUDARNOS..........YO EL CHAPULIN COLORADO........NO CONTABAN CON MI HASTUCIA.......SIGANME LOS BUENOS............


CLASICA ........COMO SE PUEDE OLVIDAR....



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I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!

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I love this one....



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and how could we forget...


 


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" to go where no man has gone before"

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IM RICK JAMES B!TCH!!!

COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG....

WAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE? SLAP!!!

IM DOWN JAMES BROWN

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Dogo wrote:

I got one.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"WTF!!?? PLANT!!??"
 
 
 
 
 

Sorry, newbies won't get this one








"DOGO?!?!?



Did someone just say DOGO??!?!?"



This is the line of choice from the foro hotties....


The foro guys line of choice is......



DOGO?!?!?



Could someone just kill DOGO?!?!?












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I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!- BILL CLINTON

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!- SOUP NAZI FROM "SEINFELD"

I KNOW IM EATING TUNA, BUT IT SAYS CHICKEN OF THE SEA, SO IS THIS CHICKEN?

FUNK MASTER FLEX, WE DOIN IT BIG DOG STYLE!!! - FROM RIDE W FUNK MASTER FLEX SHOW

YOU'RE FIRED- DONALD TRUMP

THATS HOT- PARIS HILTON


MY NAME IS DUHVEED AND I AM A JUNKIE- OH WAIT THATS NOT FROM A MOVIE, THAT WAS LAST NIGHT AT THE REHAB MEETING.

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Go Go Gadget Arm


I forget where I've heard this one, but its popular amongst my girls and I....

A buttaface girl....

(everything is fyne about her.. BUT her face)

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By the Power of Grayskul!


thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS HOOOOO!

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"and then..."

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"Hasta la vista, baby"


 


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I got one.........


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


"WTF!!?? PLANT!!??"


 


 


 


 


 



Sorry, newbies won't get this one



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"wipe on, wipe off"


" very wise young grass hopper"


"boards dont hit back"


"yeaahhh baby"


"bond, james bond"


"i pity the fool!"



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"beattle juice, beattle juice, beattle juice"


"rocky loves Emily"


"care bears count down!"


yeah i know some oldies, jajaja



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BeAt KeePer wrote:


tangita one of the members whos seems to make me laugh more often then none, you did again so here i go (head bopping front to back) Gigadi yeahhh... here's more "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get" " welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may i take your order?"  

awwwwwww..... ure making me blush now...



Here's more:


"Blast you vile woman"


"Death, pleasure to meet you. Big fan"


The ever popular

"D'oh!!!"


"mmmmmmmmmmm DOUGHNUTS"


"first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"


"Max Powers!"

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tangita one of the members whos seems to make me laugh more often then none, you did again so here i go


(head bopping front to back) Gigadi yeahhh...


here's more


"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get"


" welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, may i take your order?"


 



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how about them ONE LINER JOKES:


OPORTUNIDAD: Cambio moto chocada por silla de ruedas.


Busco novia o amante con carro del año. Interesadas, favor de enviar foto... del carro.


Ce dan klacez de hortogrfia. (Profezor, Angel Lopez)


Cambio esposa de 60 por 3 de 20.


Si su suegra es una joyita, nosotros tenemos el mejor estuche para ella.  FUNERARIA PEREZ.




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BeAt KeePer wrote:


or one from the family guy " gigadi yeah"

LOVE THAT ONE!!

you gotta do it with the head thing though.. o si no, no vale..

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of course the classic;


"say hello to my liddle friend" or


" i'll be back" or one from the family guy


" gigadi yeah"



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"Fuggedaboutid!"


Its a FUGAAAZI!!!!"


"Here comes da bada guy!"



@ Phanta: LOVE that movie... one of my favs



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(Samuel L. Jackson in reply to John Travolta's  "Swine taste good, bacon taste goooood" in "Pulp Fiction")



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"Just because you estoy bestida asi - soy una p*t*? No mijito, yo no..."


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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Baby youre soooo money!!!



you're so money and you dont even know it!!


I love Swingers.. the scene where they're playing NHL game is so true to life!

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"KE TE!"

muahahahha.. beat u to it!

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Baby youre soooo money!!!

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LGigolo wrote:

"me das la esquina, Carnal?"



oh no u didnt!

know this is gonna turn into a BIBO quote-a-thon!!


"I got a big time chistoso for these p_tos right here on Indiana streest, me lo pelo CHORIZO!!!"

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"me das la esquina, Carnal?"

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a lot of the times in like a song or a movie they got one really funny phrase or something that really stands out.. I call those, one liners. Kanye has a bunch of them but here is one of my favorites. "I aint tryin to stab one like Jack the Ripper, Im tryin to stab TWO like jack the Tripper" (Three is company reference... lmao) Who got some more? they dont gotta be from Kanye or even from Hip Hop, they can be from nay kind of music, movies, TV shows wherever


“Are you talking to me?”



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a lot of the times in like a song or a movie they got one really funny phrase or something that really stands out.. I call those, one liners. Kanye has a bunch of them but here is one of my favorites.

"I aint tryin to stab one like Jack the Ripper, Im tryin to stab TWO like jack the Tripper"

(Three is company reference... lmao)


Who got some more? they dont gotta be from Kanye or even from Hip Hop, they can be from nay kind of music, movies, TV shows wherever

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