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@ Daeveed: Maybe she was epyleptic and she was having a seizure. That just sounds a little weird.





I COULD PICTURE THIS HAPPENING TOO..... TOO FUNNY

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Lahtina wrote:

  Is this an honest question or just a lame hint that you're some kind of awesome lover?
Thats what I was thinking! lol!




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Daeveed causes vertigo/nausea/uncontrollable seizures/foaming at the mouth and convulsions.... Proceed at own risk!

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@ Daeveed: Maybe she was epyleptic and she was having a seizure. That just sounds a little weird.

I almost choked!!!!   That was funny!!!!



 



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Some call me realistic... some call me a Bitch... it's a matter of perspective.

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@ Daeveed: Maybe she was epyleptic and she was having a seizure. That just sounds a little weird.

hahahaa, that would explain the tongue-biting and the foam....


 


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@ Daeveed: Maybe she was epyleptic and she was having a seizure. That just sounds a little weird.
hahahahaha

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@ Daeveed: Maybe she was epyleptic and she was having a seizure. That just sounds a little weird.

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wow, you girls are lucky.

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In that case, yes ... a lot more intense. For some even unbearable.

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Honest question please.

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An ex once started shaking like she was a washing machine on its last cycle!!, and she made this funny continuous high-pitched moan, that I had to contain myself not to laugh. It was weird though, cause she didn't do that as much the first two times that night, she shaked too, but not with that intensity. Ladies, I have a question, do orgasms get more intense after the first one? (when it's one after another), i think it does, just for what i've seen.  
Is this an honest question or just a lame hint that you're some kind of awesome lover?

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An ex once started shaking like she was a washing machine on its last cycle!!, and she made this funny continuous high-pitched moan, that I had to contain myself not to laugh. It was weird though, cause she didn't do that as much the first two times that night, she shaked too, but not with that intensity. Ladies, I have a question, do orgasms get more intense after the first one? (when it's one after another), i think it does, just for what i've seen.


 



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So now we know why he gets tongue tied.

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eddiefigueroa wrote:
strange maybe
i kissed her and it was so intense she melted while standing she told me and i touch her and felt she was like a water fall.
ef
so maybe a kjiss is enough instead of sex (intercourse).
right????
ef


wow I actually understood all of that!!!

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strange maybe


i kissed her and it was so intense she melted while standing she told me and i touch her and felt she was like a water fall.


ef


so maybe a kjiss is enough instead of sex (intercourse).


right????


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Let's revive this thread:


What's the strangest orgasm your partner (past or current) has had?



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Oh, I thought this was going to be about the real ones and the ones you fake.
SO DID I.... IT WAS FUNNY THOUGH!!!

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Oh, I thought this was going to be about the real ones and the ones you fake.

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THINGS TO THE POWER OF COPY AND PASTE... BROUGHT FROM GENERAL SECTION........

CLASES DE ORGASMOS

1.Asmática:¡ahh...ahhh...ahhh!

2.Geográfica: ¡Aquí, aquí, aquí, aquí!

3.Matemática: ¡Más, más, más, más!

4.Religiosa: ¡Ay Dios mío, ay Dios mío!

5.Suicida: ¡Me muero, me muero!

6.Homicida: Si paras ahora, ¡Te mato!

7.Zootecnista: ¡Venga mi macho, venga!

8.Porrista: ¡Dale...dale...dale!

9.Profesora de inglés: Oh... yes, oh...good...

10.Tipo Proyecto Uno:¡No pares! ¡Sigue, sigue!...¡No pares! ¡Sigue,sigue!

11.Negativa: ¡Nooo, noooo!

12.Positiva: ¡Sí...sí...sí!

13.Profesora: Sí...eso...por ahí...muy bien...correcto...perfecto.

14.Desinformada: ¿Qué es esto?... ¿Por qué?... ¿Qué me haces?

15.Analista de sistemas: OK. El proceso ha finalizado con éxito.

16.Clarividente: Lo siento venir... ya casi viene... lo veo, lo veo.

17. El Orgasmo falso: "¡Ay! ¡Ay! ¡Bajate ya!"

18. El Orgasmo confuso: "Oh sí, oh No, Oh Dios.."

19.El orgasmo Beisbolista: "¡Me voy, me voooy, me fui!"

20.El orgasmo profetico: "¡Me vengo; me vengoooo!!!"

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Luego de los orgasmos pasamos a... Los momentos despues del mencionado acto:

1. El momento mexicano: "¡Te juro que es mi primera vez!!!"

2. El momento secreto: "¡Jurame que no le vas a decir a nadie!"

3. El momento optimista: "¿Me hablas mañana?"

4. El momento adolescente: "¡Vistete, ahi vienen mis papas!!!"

5. El momento hotelero: "Nunca habia venido a un lugar de estos..."

6. El momento viajero: "¿Cuando llega tu esposa?"

7. El momento de oficina: "Entonces... ¿Si me va a dar el aumento?"

8. El momento higiénico: "Pasame un Kleenex por favor"

9. El momento de duda: "¿Te veniste adentro?"

10. El momento de asombro: "Otra vez???"

11. El momento social. "¿y tu como te llamas?"

12. el momento de negocios "¿cuanto te debo?"

13. el momento de credibilidad, "ahora si te creo que eras virgen"

14 el momento "guiness" "y yo que creia que los burros la tenian grande



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