Revolutionary New Product!

CrazyBeautiful · Guru

RE: Revolutionary New Product!

Julie · Comandante

B.U.T.T so does it work ? Anybody tried it ?

Caliche · TOP Guru

THIS THREAD CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME I READ IT.....

ZIPOTE · TOP Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

@ Genie: HELL NO!!!That doesnt make us lezzies... its actually kinda of an unwritten rule. Youl help out whenever you can.If a girl wants you to adjust her bra strap, you do it.If a girl wants you to check her azz to see how it looks in those pants/skirt, you do it.If a girl wants you to feel up her fake boobie, you do it.If a girl wants you to pass the toilet paper, you do it.If a girl needs you to hold her while she's doing her bizz, you do it.If a girl needs you to help her change, you do it.

YOU DAMM RIGTH I`LL DO ALL THOSE THINGS IF MY GIRL ASK ME TO DO IT

UTA PHAMTHASMA..........Y ESA ONDA ....ESTAS SEGURO QUE NO CONOCES A LA CHAVA QUE ESTA HACIENDO LA DEMOSTRACION EN COMO USARLO

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

as a supporter of broad rights I always be on the lookout for stuffs that makes the womens life easier and what not. Im pro chick! lol

You're just sick, that's what you are...

Broad rights? Nice...

Miel · Guru

LOL,. this page is so funny,. I wouldn't mind purchasing one,. in case of a emergency,.. como cuando uno se va de viaje y no hay gasolineras alrededor,.. it would be easier to pee standing up,..but in regular basis like u guys,. hmmm,. no,..

DJAlonso · Guru

LMAO @ DEMONSTRATION PHOTOS!

Lahtina · Foro Master

God wrote:

Lahtina wrote: Daeveed wrote: God wrote: ahhhh But they can't shake it like us...... nothing like the good ol' shake.... It's probably good for when girls are drunk (right Lahtina?) Why pee in a shoe when you can pee on the toilet lid? You're weird !

Word on that!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

TV Buff wrote:

And my question to you is, how on Earth did you find this? Are you looking for a unique birthday present for your GF? Do you do research for a Feminist organization? What did you google to get to this? I'd like to know that.

as a supporter of broad rights I always be on the lookout for stuffs that makes the womens life easier and what not. Im pro chick! lol

God · TOP Guru

Lahtina wrote:

Daeveed wrote:
God wrote: ahhhh But they can't shake it like us...... nothing like the good ol' shake.... It's probably good for when girls are drunk (right Lahtina?)
Why pee in a shoe when you can pee on the toilet lid?

You're weird !

Daeveed · Foro Master

Lahtina wrote:

Why pee in a shoe when you can pee on the toilet lid?

that's only if you don't lift it.

Lahtina · Foro Master

Daeveed wrote:

God wrote: ahhhh But they can't shake it like us...... nothing like the good ol' shake.... It's probably good for when girls are drunk (right Lahtina?)

Why pee in a shoe when you can pee on the toilet lid?

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

hell I'll do it too... except for the holding her while she's doin her thing... I dunno what thats all about... didnt ur mom teach ya'll how to go solitas?

come on now.... its scientifically proven that girls dont go to the bathroom alone! lol!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

If a girl wants you to adjust her bra strap, you do it.If a girl wants you to check her azz to see how it looks in those pants/skirt, you do it.If a girl wants you to feel up her fake boobie, you do it.If a girl wants you to pass the toilet paper, you do it.If a girl needs you to hold her while she's doing her bizz, you do it.If a girl needs you to help her change, you do it.

hell I'll do it too...

except for the holding her while she's doin her thing... I dunno what thats all about... didnt ur mom teach ya'll how to go solitas?

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

GENIE wrote:

*********WAIT A MIN U GUYS HAVE RULES ON HOW TO USE THE WASHROOM*********** WOW U GUYS SHOULD COME INTO THE LADIES ROOM!! YOU HAVE GIRLS PEEING PASSING TOILET PAPER UNDER THE DOORS OTHERS ARE FIXING THERE BRAS AND IF HTEY GOT FAKE BOOBS THEY WANT U TO TOUCH THME TO SEE THAT THEY FEEL REAL AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF!! BUT RULES U GUYS ARE CRAZY!! SO IF IM PEEING I HAPPEN TO LOOK OVER TO GIVE MY SELF AN EGOBOOST INCASE MINE IS BIGGER THATS NOT RIGHT??? SO MEANING THAT IM GAY WTF SOME OF US GIRLS COMPARE BREAST DOES THAT MAKE US LESBIANS???

YUP THAT'S SO GAY........

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

@ Genie: HELL NO!!!
That doesnt make us lezzies... its actually kinda of an unwritten rule. Youl help out whenever you can.

If a girl wants you to adjust her bra strap, you do it.
If a girl wants you to check her azz to see how it looks in those pants/skirt, you do it.
If a girl wants you to feel up her fake boobie, you do it.
If a girl wants you to pass the toilet paper, you do it.
If a girl needs you to hold her while she's doing her bizz, you do it.
If a girl needs you to help her change, you do it.

GENIE · Foro Master

*********WAIT A MIN U GUYS HAVE RULES ON HOW TO USE THE WASHROOM***********

WOW U GUYS SHOULD COME INTO THE LADIES ROOM!! YOU HAVE GIRLS PEEING PASSING TOILET PAPER UNDER THE DOORS OTHERS ARE FIXING THERE BRAS AND IF HTEY GOT FAKE BOOBS THEY WANT U TO TOUCH THME TO SEE THAT THEY FEEL REAL AND ALL KINDS OF CRAZY STUFF!! BUT RULES U GUYS ARE CRAZY!!

SO IF IM PEEING I HAPPEN TO LOOK OVER TO GIVE MY SELF AN EGOBOOST INCASE MINE IS BIGGER THATS NOT RIGHT??? SO MEANING THAT IM GAY WTF SOME OF US GIRLS COMPARE BREAST DOES THAT MAKE US LESBIANS???

JOKER_ESCO · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page

LoL THIS SHSSS IS SO FUNNY LoL

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

That's right, and whenever possible you MUST leave a buffer space of at least one urinal between you and the guy next to you.

what if there is no middle one?
What then?
you wait?

@ god: so you can impress the next guy by making more noise, but you cant actually turn aroudn to see it?

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Daeveed wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
I dont believe the women are yet aware of the urinal rules of engagment... U are not to turn your head anymore than 15 degrees in either direction or that automatically makes u gay.
That's right, and whenever possible you MUST leave a buffer space of at least one urinal between you and the guy next to you.

save it for the thread homeboy

God · TOP Guru

Also when you pee in the toilet try to aim it right in the center so you can make more noise ..that way you can impress your peeps

Daeveed · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I dont believe the women are yet aware of the urinal rules of engagment... U are not to turn your head anymore than 15 degrees in either direction or that automatically makes u gay.

That's right, and whenever possible you MUST leave a buffer space of at least one urinal between you and the guy next to you.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

God wrote:

And you have to look straight to the wall until you finish.....

this would make for a very informative thread... I think u should start it god

Afrodita · Guru

God wrote:

STOP there !

It doesn't feel good when u r doing ur thing and the guy besides you start to take a look of your thing...is not funny !

Guys actually do that??
Wow....do they compare sizes or something?

God · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

God wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:
Does it come in different lengths?I wanna have the biggest one in the girls bathroom!!

STOP there !

It doesn't feel good when u r doing ur thing and the guy besides you start to take a look of your thing...is not funny !

I dont believe the women are yet aware of the urinal rules of engagment...

U are not to turn your head anymore than 15 degrees in either direction or that automatically makes u gay.

And you have to look straight to the wall until you finish.....

Phantasma · TOP Guru

God wrote:

Chale_Tanga wrote:
Does it come in different lengths?I wanna have the biggest one in the girls bathroom!!

STOP there !

It doesn't feel good when u r doing ur thing and the guy besides you start to take a look of your thing...is not funny !

I dont believe the women are yet aware of the urinal rules of engagment...

U are not to turn your head anymore than 15 degrees in either direction or that automatically makes u gay.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

God wrote:

STOP there ! It doesn't feel good when u r doing ur thing and the guy besides you start to take a look of your thing...is not funny !

but god, maybe hes just admiring the size/width/colour? yo que se?

God · TOP Guru

Chale_Tanga wrote:

Does it come in different lengths?I wanna have the biggest one in the girls bathroom!!

STOP there !

It doesn't feel good when u r doing ur thing and the guy besides you start to take a look of your thing...is not funny !

TV Buff · TOP Guru

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page

And my question to you is, how on Earth did you find this? Are you looking for a unique birthday present for your GF? Do you do research for a Feminist organization? What did you google to get to this? I'd like to know that.

Chale_Tanga · TOP Guru

Does it come in different lengths?

I wanna have the biggest one in the girls bathroom!!

Phantasma · TOP Guru

"For the rest of us guys still using the old "We can pee while standing up" as a way to justify our gender-superiority, it looks like we'll have to find another outlet for ego-satisfaction.

mmmm has this been an ongoing women's right battle I was not aware off? these guys more than inventors are also champions of femenism!

@ God... it looks kinda rigid, I dont think they can write their name on the snow either.

Nat Flores · Guru

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page

"it looks like we'll have to find another outlet for ego-satisfaction"

lol, this is funny. te pasaste corazon, y no me digas que estan esperando que llegue a Canada.
can you imagine the ladies washrooms?

Daeveed · Foro Master

God wrote:

ahhhh But they can't shake it like us......

nothing like the good ol' shake....

It's probably good for when girls are drunk (right Lahtina?)

God · TOP Guru

ahhhh But they can't shake it like us......

GENIE · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page

OMG FUNNY NO WAY WE SHOULD ALL BUY IT AND TRY IT LMAO!! NO WAY

Phantasma · TOP Guru

Colombiana4Life wrote:

Phantasma wrote:
I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page
Wow, amazing, now if there was a way for u guys to give birth, it would all be equal rights.

aaaayeaaaaanoooo... thanks, but I think I'll pass

Colombiana4Life · Foro Master

Phantasma wrote:

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up.... from the press release "This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women." Product Page

Wow, amazing, now if there was a way for u guys to give birth, it would all be equal rights.

Phantasma · TOP Guru

I wish I was funny (or twisted) enough to make this **** up....

from the press release

"This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women."

Product Page