No, no, gracias. I'll take your word for it. I was just hoping you'd publish a book or at least a pamphlet. Then I could just slip it on someone's nightstand.
Alex Bello wrote: I was getting ready cuando entra el marido de ella, Mami estoy en casa, I was like Coño dile que salga a comprar una pizza y que venga despues como en 2 horas y que no se le olvide en diping sauce. jejeje Just joking, i don't do those kind of stuff. AB ¿Dos horas?! Tengo curiosidad de saber cómo distribuyes tu tiempo. jejeje But don't tell me! Some things are better if they remain a mystery.
Mandame un privado y te lo cuento todo mami jejejejejejee
paso mi tiempo haciendo muchas cosas.
Ab......
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I was getting ready cuando entra el marido de ella, Mami estoy en casa, I was like Coño dile que salga a comprar una pizza y que venga despues como en 2 horas y que no se le olvide en diping sauce. jejeje Just joking, i don't do those kind of stuff. AB
¿Dos horas?! Tengo curiosidad de saber cómo distribuyes tu tiempo. jejeje But don't tell me! Some things are better if they remain a mystery.
I was getting ready cuando entra el marido de ella, Mami estoy en casa, I was like Coño dile que salga a comprar una pizza y que venga despues como en 2 horas y que no se le olvide en diping sauce.
jejeje Just joking, i don't do those kind of stuff.
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Does the whistling of your girlfriend's brother count as music/song?...as he walks in the door and catches you in "the act"............NOW THAT'S A MOOD KILLER!!!!
.....a friend told me
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GENIE wrote: LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL no sera because maybe you're doing it ALL THE TIME!!???
Gitana wrote: UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE NOT RUINED ANYONES MOMENT... AS FOR ME... IF I'M GETTING IT ON... DON'T EXPECT ME TO ANSWER.... YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE A MSG. Same with me – If I am “busy” I am BUSY – no answering the phone till the deed is done… lmao… specially not if you’re right in the middle of the action… Now that I think about it – NOW I KNOW why you NEVER always answer the phone… you’re always “busy”! LOL
LMAO!!
IF I DIDN'T PICK UP IT WAS CAUSE I WAS AT WORK...
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UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE NOT RUINED ANYONES MOMENT... AS FOR ME... IF I'M GETTING IT ON... DON'T EXPECT ME TO ANSWER.... YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE A MSG.
Same with me – If I am “busy” I am BUSY – no answering the phone till the deed is done… lmao… specially not if you’re right in the middle of the action…
Now that I think about it – NOW I KNOW why you NEVER always answer the phone… you’re always “busy”! LOL
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GENIE wrote: LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL Why not just try to MULTI-TASK… I remember years ago, I was “busy”with this girl at her home, when the phone rang – call display indicated it was her mom and she had to pick up… While she talked I kept working on her gently but it was hilarious the faces she made containing herself from making any hummmmm noises that would get her in trouble… So when anyone calls you and you’re busy… just keep working it and talk on the phone at the same time… and if it’s only Chale or Gitana, let them hear the fking moaning tambien … maybe they will get the hint and hang up…why not!
I'M SORRY LG... UP UNTIL NOW I HAVE NOT RUINED ANYONES MOMENT... AS FOR ME... IF I'M GETTING IT ON... DON'T EXPECT ME TO ANSWER.... YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE A MSG.
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LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL
Why not just try to MULTI-TASK… I remember years ago, I was “busy”with this girl at her home, when the phone rang – call display indicated it was her mom and she had to pick up… While she talked I kept working on her gently but it was hilarious the faces she made containing herself from making any hummmmm noises that would get her in trouble…
So when anyone calls you and you’re busy… just keep working it and talk on the phone at the same time… and if it’s only Chale or Gitana, let them hear the fking moaning tambien … maybe they will get the hint and hang up…why not!
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i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off
Were you about to "STUFF THE TURKEY" ?!?!?!?
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I was about to start "the act" one time, and a Gardenias song came out and totally killed the mood.... ...especially 'cause I was on stage playing it!!
How is it that your were going to start "the act"......and you killed your own mood 'cause you were on stage?!?!?!?
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Gibson Marshall wrote: i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL
Maybe your friends are monitoring what you are doing and when you are doing it. You just shouldn't pick it up.
LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL
no sera because maybe you're doing it ALL THE TIME!!???
Gibson Marshall wrote: i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL
I AGREE GENIE.... CHALE HAS DONE THIS TO ME ALSO... MANY TIMES... BUT EITHER WAY I STILL LOVE HER... I GUESS IF SHE DIDN'T DO WHAT SHE DOES.... THINGS WOULDN'T FEEL NORMAL!!!
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i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off
LMAO CONFU DOES THIS TO ME ALL THE TIME IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SESSION AND SHE CALLS LOL SAME WITH CHALE AND LADYBUG DAMN U GIRLS HAVE HORRIBLE TIMEING! DOESNT KILL THE MOOD JUST THROWS ME OFF!! LOL CUZ I THINK ITS IMPORTANT SO I PICK UP JUST TO HEAR I JUST CALLED TO SAY HI! LOL
i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off
hehehehe. Last night you almost did it too! hahaha
i was going to do the thanksgiving preps...hahaha....(i'll send privates to xplain the joke) and Daeveed call me to ask me how i was...f...k totally turn off
Yup!!......... An early evening rendezvous, of sorts. Windows open, nice breeze, soft music, soft touching........ three minutes later.... the ICE CREAM TRUCK!!!!!! SH!!!!!!!!TTT!!!!!!!!
needles to say... totally killed the mood
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Once I was about to engage in when all of a sudden Michael Jackson's video "Beat it" starts playing. I just had to laugh out loud under MJ's coaxing therefore completely killing the mood.
dile que salga a comprar una pizza y que venga despues como en 2 horas y que no se le olvide en diping sauce. jejeje Just joking, i don't do those kind of stuff. 
AB ¿Dos horas?! 
Tengo curiosidad de saber cómo distribuyes tu tiempo. jejeje But don't tell me! Some things are better if they remain a mystery. 
"Most of us fall short much more by omission than by commission."
IF I DIDN'T PICK UP IT WAS CAUSE I WAS AT WORK... wowwwwwwwwwww - you even getting "BUSY" at work!!! Go DOC Go! LOL 
when all of a sudden Michael Jackson's video "Beat it" starts playing. I just had to laugh out loud under MJ's coaxing therefore completely killing the mood. 
