I can't tell ,.. the next morning I don't remember anything from the night before,..but this thinks not only applied to the girls,.. los hombres tambien,..
1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. Men have absolutly no idea where their shirt, wallet or even their girl is,..
2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. Los hombres tambien hacen eso,. o se creen los profesores de la pista,..
3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO. Applied to men as well,..Se creen el Chapulin Colorado,.
4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. Como no se ven en el espejo ,. porque cuando tienen ganas se arriman a cualquier pared para hacer pee,.
5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT. Y los hombres no se quedan atras,..
6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. Se empiezan a abrazar y decirse,. "You are my brother dude",.y eso si no se les moja la canoa,..
7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" ,.Hmmn,. los hombres tambien,.
8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME. ..Men think they are the last coca cola del desierto y empiezan a creerse conquistadores,..
9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER. ,.Los hombres tambien,.( empiezan a salir del closet) ,..lol
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING. ,. well,. esto lo hacen si se pueden parar por mas de 5 segundos,.
11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.,.los hombres tambien,,or those who wears hats,.they pull it down,. so nobody can see their eyes,..
12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. ,..applied to the male sex as well,..
13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. Men not only yell,. ya lo quieren hasta ahorcar al bartender,.
14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR ,..If they get home,.
15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..." ,. Hombres tambien
16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT. ,.. I think this is the only one that doesn't applied,. unless u guys wanted to do number 2
17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. Hombres,. hombres,. hombres!!
18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP. Los hombres caen como monigotes,. y la botella de trago a lado,.
19.. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUTDOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK. Men,. forget to zipper up their pants,..
20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. ok,. well,. another one that doesn't applied unless,. they r new shoes,. y estan muy apretados,.
Gitana wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: Gitana wrote: @ JOKER ESCO & SALSERA DE CORAZON.... I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN... WE NEED TO SET THIS UP A.S.A.P..... yeah we need to set it up, we have to make sure there is the lemon and salt LEMON AND SALT.... ONLY ON THE FIRST SHOT.... AFTERT THAT.... I DON'T REALLY NEED IT!!! 4 real me 2 LoL once I have tasted is all good.... My favorite tekila is Jose Cuervo I always keep a bottle @ home.....
I DON'T HAVE ANY TEQUILA IN MY HOUSE.... I HAD A BOTTLE AND I DRANK IT!!!
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Salsera de Corazon wrote: Gitana wrote: @ JOKER ESCO & SALSERA DE CORAZON.... I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN... WE NEED TO SET THIS UP A.S.A.P..... yeah we need to set it up, we have to make sure there is the lemon and salt LEMON AND SALT.... ONLY ON THE FIRST SHOT.... AFTERT THAT.... I DON'T REALLY NEED IT!!!
4 real me 2 LoL once I have tasted is all good.... My favorite tekila is Jose Cuervo I always keep a bottle @ home.....
Gitana wrote: @ JOKER ESCO & SALSERA DE CORAZON.... I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN... WE NEED TO SET THIS UP A.S.A.P..... yeah we need to set it up, we have to make sure there is the lemon and salt
LEMON AND SALT.... ONLY ON THE FIRST SHOT.... AFTERT THAT.... I DON'T REALLY NEED IT!!!
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Salsera de Corazon wrote: Gitana wrote: @ SALSERA DE CORAZON.... I DON'T MIND.... MOST OF THE FORO LADIES DON'T LIKE TEQUILA... GLAD TO KNOW YOU DO.... WE WILL COUNT YOU IN FOR SURE!!! Oh I LOVE IT specially the yellow tequila! Just let me know when SO NOW IT WILL BE 3 OF US DAMN YA ME IMAGINO HOLDING 2 EACH OTHER LOS 3 LoL
Gitana wrote: @ SALSERA DE CORAZON.... I DON'T MIND.... MOST OF THE FORO LADIES DON'T LIKE TEQUILA... GLAD TO KNOW YOU DO.... WE WILL COUNT YOU IN FOR SURE!!! Oh I LOVE IT specially the yellow tequila! Just let me know when
SO NOW IT WILL BE 3 OF US DAMN YA ME IMAGINO HOLDING 2 EACH OTHER LOS 3 LoL
JOKER ESCO.... YOU AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING WE ARE GONNA DRINK TEQUILA FOR THE LONGEST TIME.... THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA BE DRINKING PARTNERS.... YOU TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE.... I'LL BE THERE!!!
WELL U TELL ME WHEN U ARE FREE CHECK YOUR SCHEDULE AND WE WILL GET HAMMER LoL TEKILA....
@LAHTINA: LoL WELL I HAVE NEVER TRY IT SENTADO SOLO PARADO LoL
Gitana wrote: THESE ARE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO ME.... 06. I START TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. SOLO POR ESO GITANA TEKILA 4 U...... LET'S DRINK TEKILA.....
Well si de Tequila se trata count me in if Gitana doesn't mind of course
JOKER ESCO.... YOU AND I HAVE BEEN SAYING WE ARE GONNA DRINK TEQUILA FOR THE LONGEST TIME.... THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA BE DRINKING PARTNERS.... YOU TELL ME WHEN AND WHERE.... I'LL BE THERE!!!
-- Edited by Gitana at 17:50, 2005-08-23
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TO SOLVE THE HUMAN EQUATION, WE NEED TO ADD LOVE, SUBTRACT HATE, MULTIPLY GOOD, AND DIVIDE BETWEEN TRUTH AND ERROR!!
THESE ARE THE ONES THAT APPLY TO ME.... 06. I START TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. 20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
SOLO POR ESO GITANA TEKILA 4 U...... LET'S DRINK TEKILA.....
Latina_Espia wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: Lahtina wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: I can'y believe only #6 applies to me Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas. Don't be embarrased, lo que pasa es que ha mi me han pasado otras cosas that Joker didn't list lol Well u could tell us what happend 2 u... were are very interested 2 know.... Well! Well ! Joker... I know what happen to Salsera de Corazon. But I can not say unless she gives me the permission to tell...... Very intresting info and funny I say...: Please Please tell us tell us we are very curiosos here LoL Let me go get my pop corn para escuchar la historia well...
No pues asi no es, usted no puso casi nada about when girls get drunk, but like Latina Espia said she needs my permission and I am giving her permission to tell you, enjoy
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: Lahtina wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: I can'y believe only #6 applies to me Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas. Don't be embarrased, lo que pasa es que ha mi me han pasado otras cosas that Joker didn't list lol Well u could tell us what happend 2 u... were are very interested 2 know.... Well! Well ! Joker... I know what happen to Salsera de Corazon. But I can not say unless she gives me the permission to tell...... Very intresting info and funny I say...:
Please Please tell us tell us we are very curiosos here LoL Let me go get my pop corn para escuchar la historia well...
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Lahtina wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Lahtina wrote: LOL I just realized that I've done #16 even when I'm sober! SOBER OMG LoL IF THAT HAPPENDS SOBER I IMAGE DRUNK LoL Hey, it only happened once and I reeeeeeaally had to go! I was actually fortunate that I even made it that far. LoL LoL damn are u sure it happends only once LoL ya te imagino cruzando las piernas to try 2 hold it LoL Ok, twice! It happened twice but I swear it hasn't happened anymore. Cruzada de piernas? Y perder el equilibrio?! No sería el momento para hacerlo. No, no las crucé, pero sí apreté la barriga hasta que me di cuenta que no tenía caso y que mejor sería disfrutar el momento, jejeje.
Salsera de Corazon wrote: Lahtina wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: I can'y believe only #6 applies to me Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas. Don't be embarrased, lo que pasa es que ha mi me han pasado otras cosas that Joker didn't list lol Well u could tell us what happend 2 u... were are very interested 2 know....
Well! Well ! Joker... I know what happen to Salsera de Corazon. But I can not say unless she gives me the permission to tell...... Very intresting info and funny I say...:
OMG!!!LOL!!! I can't believe some apply to me... #4 applies only the next day when i wake up, #6 (don't really cry, just tell my friends i love them), #7 & #12. Too funny, what a coincidence, my friends are still talking about this weekend!!
LoL this is 2 funny LoL y yo pense que solo los hombres eramos locos when we are drunk LoL
Lahtina wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Lahtina wrote: LOL I just realized that I've done #16 even when I'm sober! SOBER OMG LoL IF THAT HAPPENDS SOBER I IMAGE DRUNK LoL Hey, it only happened once and I reeeeeeaally had to go! I was actually fortunate that I even made it that far. LoL LoL damn are u sure it happends only once LoL ya te imagino cruzando las piernas to try 2 hold it LoL
Ok, twice! It happened twice but I swear it hasn't happened anymore. Cruzada de piernas? Y perder el equilibrio?! No sería el momento para hacerlo. No, no las crucé, pero sí apreté la barriga hasta que me di cuenta que no tenía caso y que mejor sería disfrutar el momento, jejeje.
OMG!!!LOL!!! I can't believe some apply to me... #4 applies only the next day when i wake up, #6 (don't really cry, just tell my friends i love them), #7 & #12.
Too funny, what a coincidence, my friends are still talking about this weekend!!
Lahtina wrote: Salsera de Corazon wrote: I can'y believe only #6 applies to me Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas. Don't be embarrased, lo que pasa es que ha mi me han pasado otras cosas that Joker didn't list lol
Well u could tell us what happend 2 u... were are very interested 2 know....
JOKER_ESCO wrote: Lahtina wrote: LOL I just realized that I've done #16 even when I'm sober! SOBER OMG LoL IF THAT HAPPENDS SOBER I IMAGE DRUNK LoL Hey, it only happened once and I reeeeeeaally had to go! I was actually fortunate that I even made it that far.
LoL LoL damn are u sure it happends only once LoL ya te imagino cruzando las piernas to try 2 hold it LoL
Salsera de Corazon wrote: I can'y believe only #6 applies to me Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas.
Don't be embarrased, lo que pasa es que ha mi me han pasado otras cosas that Joker didn't list lol
Clearly you've only experienced the early stages of drunkness. But that's good, I'm actually embarrassed now that so many apply to me. I honestly haven't drank that much in my life, pero las borracheras que me he puesto han sido buenas.
Lol, soooo true it's funny and then it's just "sad". Let's see ... Guilty of all charges but 5, 9 and 15. Number 4 I don't realize at all; someone must point it out the next day and provide a photograph or video as proof.
LoL #4 IS REALLY FUNNY LoL
@ GENIE I LIKE THAT ENTONSES WE SHOULD GET DRUNK 1 OF THIS DAYS...
Lol, soooo true it's funny and then it's just "sad".
Let's see ...
Guilty of all charges but 5, 9 and 15. Number 4 I don't realize at all; someone must point it out the next day and provide a photograph or video as proof.
SOBER OMG LoL IF THAT HAPPENDS SOBER I IMAGE DRUNK LoL Hey, it only happened once and I reeeeeeaally had to go! I was actually fortunate that I even made it that far. 
