WHEN WORKING AT THE CONSULADO DE EL SALVADOR I WAS ASKED BY THE CONSUL TO CALL OTTAWA AND SET UP A CONFERENCE CALL BETWEEN THE CONSUL HERE AND THE CONSUL THERE FOR THE NEXT DAY AT ABOUT 10-11am, I TOTALLY FORGET ABOUT THE CALL, THE CONSUL ASKS ME IF I HAVE THE OTHER CONSUL ON THE PHONE AND I SAY " SORRY WHO? I WASNT AWARE YOU WANTED TO SPEAK TO THEM".... HE GAVE ME SO MUCH SH!T AFTER HE GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE OTHER CONSUL....
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When I was in highschool I had a Job at Canadian Tire (the one at Lawrence Square, for those keeping notes at home) and me and these other 2 guys started making bets see if we could hit this aluminium no smoking sign on the other side of the store with a pellet gun, keep in mind this was after closing time so there was supposed to be nobody at the store, so the other 2 yahoos go first and obviously miss so the pellets get inbedded in the drywall and nothing happens, so then its my turn to go, and being that I grew up in the hood and have some badass marxman skills I hit the sign dead on in one shot.. except that since it was metal the pellet richoched right off the sign right as some old portuguese man was making his way outside down the scalators... all I heard after that was AY CARASSSSSHOOO!!!!!! when the thing hit the old man in the arm.... there was no way I could even begin to come up with an explaination for that... so I just left and never came back -- Edited by Phantasma at 14:57, 2005-08-23
Man, i had tears coming out of my eyes with this one. Note to self: do not eat while reading Phanta's posts, i almost choked.
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there was no way I could even begin to come up with an explaination for that... so I just left and never came back -- Edited by Phantasma at 14:57, 2005-08-23
LOL...wow! I always wanted to screw up that much where I wouldn't need anyone to escort me out.
When I was in highschool I had a Job at Canadian Tire (the one at Lawrence Square, for those keeping notes at home) and me and these other 2 guys started making bets see if we could hit this aluminium no smoking sign on the other side of the store with a pellet gun, keep in mind this was after closing time so there was supposed to be nobody at the store, so the other 2 yahoos go first and obviously miss so the pellets get inbedded in the drywall and nothing happens, so then its my turn to go, and being that I grew up in the hood and have some badass marxman skills I hit the sign dead on in one shot.. except that since it was metal the pellet richoched right off the sign right as some old portuguese man was making his way outside down the scalators... all I heard after that was AY CARASSSSSHOOO!!!!!! when the thing hit the old man in the arm....
there was no way I could even begin to come up with an explaination for that... so I just left and never came back
-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:57, 2005-08-23
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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines? He has a mansion? Ok, we on it, on it, right now!
I have a few Screw Ups.....but a Uncompressible Technical explanation is always a good way to get out.
I used to work for the Biggest Resort Chain in Latino America and we used to post financial staments for the Stocks Market every month.... and After I posted them I realized they were wrong.....but nobody noticed..... I used old data to consolidate them.... Instead the real ones....shhhhhhhhhh
I'm sure I've screwed up bigger than the following anecdote, but this is the only one that comes to mind now.
My first job, ****tiest in the world, secretary of a complete asshoyo. He had asked me early in the day to book him an early flight for the following day. When he came back later in the evening, he asked about his flight. Scatter-brain that I am, I had forgotten to book the flight.
Ass&%$ boss: What do you mean "you forgot'? It was the only thing I asked you to do?!
-- Edited by Phantasma at 14:57, 2005-08-23 
I used old data to consolidate them....
