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Chale_Tanga


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Phantasma wrote:

u baited me out eh Chale..... ya I see how it is... -- Edited by Phantasma at 23:34, 2005-08-20
I had to!!

She had a cyber gun to my head!

She told me that if I didnt tell her, she'd have me banned from Foroland... Cant have THAT happen! ANYTHING but THAT!!!


@Miel: Shhhh girl... its out secret...

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Chale_Tanga wrote:
Miel wrote:  if u have ur viagra pills ,.. I'd like to have sex with u abuelito,. lol   ewwwwwwww.... lol..MIEL!!! le voy a decir a tu primo!!!!!
jjajajaj,. yo solo bromeo,..don't take everything en serio,..(whispering ****Chale no le digas,.shhh.,..this is our secret ,.'cause u told me that Phantasmita,.looks like ...??****)


u baited me out eh Chale..... ya I see how it is...

-- Edited by Phantasma at 23:34, 2005-08-20

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Miel wrote:  if u have ur viagra pills ,.. I'd like to have sex with u abuelito,. lol   ewwwwwwww.... lol..MIEL!!! le voy a decir a tu primo!!!!!
jjajajaj,. yo solo bromeo,..don't take everything en serio,..(whispering ****Chale no le digas,.shhh.,..this is our secret ,.'cause u told me that Phantasmita,.looks like ...??****)

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 if u have ur viagra pills ,.. I'd like to have sex with u abuelito,. lol  
ewwwwwwww.... lol..
MIEL!!! le voy a decir a tu primo!!!!!

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thats me in the avatar right now... what u think? can we do this or what?

if u have ur viagra pills ,.. I'd like to have sex with u abuelito,. lol


 



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Chale_Tanga wrote:

You'd be surprised girl!Theres lots of 'straight to the point' kinda guys out there... So instead of, I'd like to take you you (thinking... I'd like to get it on with you)they say, I'd like to get it on with you (thinking... I'd like to get it on with you)
yeap,. probably,. those are the ones whose brains only work 50% (en lo mejor de los casos),..sex,. sex,. and xxx,.. but u r right,.. que puercos,.

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send me a pic, and I'll tell u

send me urs ,. and i 'll tell u,.. how does it sound???,..


thats me in the avatar right now... what u think? can we do this or what?

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send me a pic, and I'll tell u

send me urs ,. and i 'll tell u,.. how does it sound???,..



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Miel wrote:

u think about sex and lies to have sex with the girl,. because i don't think that u r gonna tell a girl straight up,. "I 'd like to have sex with u ",.
You'd be surprised girl!


Theres lots of 'straight to the point' kinda guys out there...

So instead of, I'd like to take you you (thinking... I'd like to get it on with you)
they say, I'd like to get it on with you (thinking... I'd like to get it on with you)

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Yeap,. por eso ,. u think about sex and lies to have sex with the girl,. because i don't think that u r gonna tell a girl straight up,. "I 'd like to have sex with u ",.


it depends.... send me a pic, and I'll tell u

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metira? KE mentira?? we really would eventually like to have sex with u, for reals for reals
Yeap,. por eso ,. u think about sex and lies to have sex with the girl,. because i don't think that u r gonna tell a girl straight up,. "I 'd like to have sex with u ",.

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ok,. eso no es nuevo,. ya sabemos que si les trabaja el cerebro completo la mitad lo "usan" para pensar en sexo,. y la otra en pensar en la proxima mentira,.


metira? KE mentira?? we really would eventually like to have sex with u, for reals for reals

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Chale_Tanga wrote: I wish!!!If they had that girl, we wouldnt have half of the problems with men as we already do!!! When you find it, let me know!!! I NEED IT!!! here ya gizzle! "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired" = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? LOVE this one! "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question, is it? so like for sure right? "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!
ok,. eso no es nuevo,. ya sabemos que si les trabaja el cerebro completo la mitad lo "usan" para pensar en sexo,. y la otra en pensar en la proxima mentira,.

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I find you really neat and interesting = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

-- Edited by Phantasma at 15:09, 2005-08-20

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"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you





You mean he doesnt JUST want to take me out for dinner cuz he finds me neat and interesting?!?!?


IM SHOCKED!



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Chale_Tanga wrote:
I wish!!!If they had that girl, we wouldnt have half of the problems with men as we already do!!! When you find it, let me know!!! I NEED IT!!!


here ya gizzle!

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? LOVE this one!

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question, is it? so like for sure right?

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look any different!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!!!

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I wish!!!



If they had that girl, we wouldnt have half of the problems with men as we already do!!!


When you find it, let me know!!! I NEED IT!!!

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

Big ups to Phanta for posting this!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!Now all da pickney dem canna understan what u'ah sayin son!!!

I m gonna use Phanta's recomendation for the first time with ur sentence,..,. I m lost


Funny thing,...que mas inventaran despues,.. un traductor de pensamientos masculinos,..lol



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Big ups to Phanta for posting this!!!!



LMAO!!!!!!!




Now all da pickney dem canna understan what u'ah sayin son!!!






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http://www.gizoogle.com

This was too funny not to post...

they even have a translator for the more... lets say, urban handicapped... among us.... *cough god *cough

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