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Phantasma wrote:

The blue pill?????? I dunno.... u gotta ask DuhWeed about that one

you can take the blue pill only if previously you have (in chronological order):


 


1. Taken three acid stamps


2. Eaten half of a Mezcal worm 


3. Juggled with lit torches


4. Laid on the floor of a Smart Car


5. Smoked a doobie with the other half worm in it


 


sometimes it is possible to skip step number 4 without having abnormal (and I use the term loosely) contraindications. however you should take into account that if you are planning on skipping step number 4, you should instead:


 


1. Create 27 posts one right after the other


2. Hate(rz)


3. Lay on the floor of a Smart Car 


 



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buzzlightyear680 wrote:

are we talking about the morning after pill

yeahhh that's right, which on do you use?



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are we talking about the morning after pill

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you guys are weird...










































































































































































































let me rephrase it: WE ARE WEIRD. (FITO RULEZZZ)

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma wrote: after u reach that level u no longer need the computer to see the foro and u see everythin in like green binary code and ish.... u then become "THE ONE"! Did the Oracle tell u that? yea pero esa vieja never makes no sense talkin in all this riddles and double talks... I think she either meant that or she wanted to order a pizza.. who knows
That's why i prefer talking to Morpheus

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Green means go girl! its 4:20, you know what time it is??? LOL

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Phantasma wrote:

 I dunno.... u gotta ask DuhWeed about that one
Maybe he can hook me up with some green and I can forget about the blue....

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Colombiana4Life wrote:
Phantasma wrote:
after u reach that level u no longer need the computer to see the foro and u see everythin in like green binary code and ish.... u then become "THE ONE"!
Did the Oracle tell u that?


yea pero esa vieja never makes no sense talkin in all this riddles and double talks... I think she either meant that or she wanted to order a pizza.. who knows

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Chale_Tanga wrote:

What should I take? The blue pill??????



I dunno.... u gotta ask DuhWeed about that one

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Phantasma wrote:

after u reach that level u no longer need the computer to see the foro and u see everythin in like green binary code and ish.... u then become "THE ONE"!
Did the Oracle tell u that?

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after u reach that level u no longer need the computer to see the foro and u see everythin in like green binary code and ish.... u then become "THE ONE"!
What should I take? The blue pill??????




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after u reach that level u no longer need the computer to see the foro and u see everythin in like green binary code and ish.... u then become "THE ONE"!

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what? you found Manuel Noreaga? In the Phillipines?
He has a mansion?
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simple questions my dear

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LMAO@ executive guru

DAMN CONFES, THE THINGS YOU WONDER ABOUT.... BUH IF YOU DUN ASK NOONE ELSE WILL.......

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what's after a TOP GURU?..what's the next level? executive guru? with 5 stars or something?

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