Dogo wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: Dogo wrote: Super Mario wrote: Drink a bottle of vodka to aleviate heartaches, forget about your problems, and enhance the appearance of others. Proven to work. I'm gonna have to try this one LoL CUIDADO BRO IT COULD BE WORSE... Gotta take my chances Cool avatar BTW Thank u, I love dragons bueno es por que I am a dragon in the chinise calendar.....
I like them 'cause I've been exposed to the asian culture quite a bit... that and the fact that I have one inked on my back for the rest of my life, so I really have no choice there
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JOKER_ESCO wrote: Dogo wrote: Super Mario wrote: Drink a bottle of vodka to aleviate heartaches, forget about your problems, and enhance the appearance of others. Proven to work. I'm gonna have to try this one LoL CUIDADO BRO IT COULD BE WORSE... Gotta take my chances Cool avatar BTW
Thank u, I love dragons bueno es por que I am a dragon in the chinise calendar.....
Dogo wrote: Super Mario wrote: Drink a bottle of vodka to aleviate heartaches, forget about your problems, and enhance the appearance of others. Proven to work. I'm gonna have to try this one LoL CUIDADO BRO IT COULD BE WORSE...
Gotta take my chances
Cool avatar BTW
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TRIED IT, AND IT HELPS BUT SUCKS THE MORNING AFTER WHEN YOU REALIZE SHES BUCK!!
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Super Mario wrote: Drink a bottle of vodka to aleviate heartaches, forget about your problems, and enhance the appearance of others. Proven to work. I'm gonna have to try this one
DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT VODKA? 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew. 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin. 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
Drink a bottle of vodka to aleviate heartaches, forget about your problems, and enhance the appearance of others. Proven to work.
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
LoL CUIDADO BRO IT COULD BE WORSE... Gotta take my chances
