A guy with a small head and big muscles walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. So the bartender does just that. The bartender begins to talk with the man and finally asks the man, "I don't mean to sound gay or anything but I want to compliment you on your great physique, but one question", he continued, "Why is your head so small?" The man has heard this comment 100 times over, chuckles and replies, "Well, one day I was a really scrawny man. I was walking through the forrest and I heard a cry for help, so I go to where the cry was coming from and I saw a frog making all that noise," The frog tells the man "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful, naked woman." So the man does just that. The frog turns into a beautiful, naked woman. The naked woman then tells the man, "Now you have 3 wishes." So the man says, "What I want for my first wish is that I want to have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger." She grants him his wish. He rips out his clothes (being the skinny man that he was his clothes did not fit him anymore.) "My 2nd wish", the man says, staring at the beauty in front of him,"is to fruit your brains out." So the 2 were ****ing for hours and afterwards they were both laying next to each other and the woman tells the man, "You know, you still have one more wish left," the man replies, "How about a little head?