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OK I GOT SOME PRETTY CRAZY ONES OR JUST WHATEVER I HAVE TO PUT PAPER ALL AROUND THE SEAT THEN I SQUAT TO PEE, AND WHEN I FLUSH I USE MY FOOT NEVER MY HANDS AND WHEN I WAS MY HANDS IF I HAVE TO TURN ON AND OFF THE FAUCETS I TAKE PAPER TO TURN IT ON AND OFF AND NEVER TOUCH AND USE MY ELBOW TO TURN ON THE HOT AIR LMAO YEAH SOY LOCA SO WAHT  

jejej I do the same!

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Sticking your "thing" in a fish mouth is considered as washing it ?? -- Edited by Super Mario at 08:10, 2005-08-06




It isn't?

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  Hey, don't question mi penis' cleanliness. I just washed it last month...on the lake...when i went camping....


Sticking your "thing" in a fish mouth is considered as washing it ??

-- Edited by Super Mario at 08:10, 2005-08-06

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i hate public washrooms, they are nasty!! y en de las mujeres is even worse!
uuuck!

i always open the door with some tissue paper when i get out, cuz there is always someone who doesn't wash their hands. DISGUSTING!

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Dogo wrote: I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal) so I don’t wash my hands, unless there’s a motion sensitive tap I don’t touch the button on the air blower or the lever on the paper towel dispenser… If I have to open doors, I kick them open or use my elbows, I use toilet paper to lock locks, I flush and lift the toilet seat with my foot On the way out I open the main door all the way at the top of the handle with my pinkie. If I have to sit I wrap the toilet seat in toilet paper and throw about a pound of toilet paper in the toilet (to prevent splash) The general idea is to have zero contact. sorry, I’m just a bit paranoid about these places Dogo, ur telling me u dont wash ur hands????  Remind me not to shake ur hand next time I see u!  BTW, the cracks at Daeveed are hilarious.  Sorry Daeveed, u kno ur still ma sexy b!tch.  Hope this doesnt cost me the guest line at the Smiling Buddah!!! You're telling me you touch those taps!!!? after all those ladies wiped their you know what!!........... remind ME not to shake your hand!!   OK we'll just kiss hello next time, k?

Okay, but we have to make up for not shaking hands

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Whatever happened to just using SOAP......you know...that disinfectant thing LOL

It's funny how this Foro works................we start with Washroom Habits and end up with Daeveed's Penis causing Lake Pollution. Pobrecito el Chileno! ...........What if "IT" falls off one day? What then?? hahahaha

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Dogo wrote: I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal) so I don’t wash my hands, unless there’s a motion sensitive tap I don’t touch the button on the air blower or the lever on the paper towel dispenser… If I have to open doors, I kick them open or use my elbows, I use toilet paper to lock locks, I flush and lift the toilet seat with my foot On the way out I open the main door all the way at the top of the handle with my pinkie. If I have to sit I wrap the toilet seat in toilet paper and throw about a pound of toilet paper in the toilet (to prevent splash) The general idea is to have zero contact. sorry, I’m just a bit paranoid about these places Dogo, ur telling me u dont wash ur hands????  Remind me not to shake ur hand next time I see u!  BTW, the cracks at Daeveed are hilarious.  Sorry Daeveed, u kno ur still ma sexy b!tch.  Hope this doesnt cost me the guest line at the Smiling Buddah!!!


You're telling me you touch those taps!!!? after all those ladies wiped their you know what!!........... remind ME not to shake your hand!!   OK we'll just kiss hello next time, k?



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Dogo wrote:


I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal) so I don’t wash my hands, unless there’s a motion sensitive tap I don’t touch the button on the air blower or the lever on the paper towel dispenser… If I have to open doors, I kick them open or use my elbows, I use toilet paper to lock locks, I flush and lift the toilet seat with my foot On the way out I open the main door all the way at the top of the handle with my pinkie. If I have to sit I wrap the toilet seat in toilet paper and throw about a pound of toilet paper in the toilet (to prevent splash) The general idea is to have zero contact. sorry, I’m just a bit paranoid about these places

Dogo, ur telling me u dont wash ur hands????  Remind me not to shake ur hand next time I see u!  BTW, the cracks at Daeveed are hilarious.  Sorry Daeveed, u kno ur still ma sexy b!tch.  Hope this doesnt cost me the guest line at the Smiling Buddah!!!

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@ Deaveed


I think I just figured out the origins of our lake's pollution!!!!    LMAO!!! 

Please mind the enviroment and wear a condom when you go for a dip next time

-- Edited by Dogo at 17:43, 2005-08-04

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Bainaman wrote:
 Soooooo true........I think anyones penis is cleaner then Daeveeds.....LOL  -- Edited by Bainaman at 16:57, 2005-08-04

 
Hey, don't question mi penis' cleanliness. I just washed it last month...on the lake...when i went camping....




are u sure u weren't fishing ?

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Bainaman wrote:  Soooooo true........I think anyones penis is cleaner then Daeveeds.....LOL  -- Edited by Bainaman at 16:57, 2005-08-04   Hey, don't question mi penis' cleanliness. I just washed it last month...on the lake...when i went camping....

CON JABON ME SUPONGO??? O BLEACH???

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 Soooooo true........I think anyones penis is cleaner then Daeveeds.....LOL  -- Edited by Bainaman at 16:57, 2005-08-04


 


Hey, don't question mi penis' cleanliness. I just washed it last month...on the lake...when i went camping....



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I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal) so I don’t wash my hands, unless there’s a motion sensitive tap I don’t touch the button on the air blower or the lever on the paper towel dispenser… If I have to open doors, I kick them open or use my elbows, I use toilet paper to lock locks, I flush and lift the toilet seat with my foot On the way out I open the main door all the way at the top of the handle with my pinkie. If I have to sit I wrap the toilet seat in toilet paper and throw about a pound of toilet paper in the toilet (to prevent splash) The general idea is to have zero contact. sorry, I’m just a bit paranoid about these places


Maybe you should look into one of these


 



 


 



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I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal)




Soooooo true........I think anyones penis is cleaner then Daeveeds.....LOL


 



-- Edited by Bainaman at 16:57, 2005-08-04

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I’m very particular when it comes to public washrooms. First of all, there’s no way in hell I would touch the taps at a public washroom, I prefer to NOT wash my hands than knowing that I’m touching a tap where hundreds had just touched THEIR OWN penis and then the tap immediately after, I think I can trust that my penis is cleaner than… say for example… Daeveeds (just to throw a name, nothing personal) so I don’t wash my hands, unless there’s a motion sensitive tap


I don’t touch the button on the air blower or the lever on the paper towel dispenser… If I have to open doors, I kick them open or use my elbows, I use toilet paper to lock locks, I flush and lift the toilet seat with my foot


On the way out I open the main door all the way at the top of the handle with my pinkie.


If I have to sit I wrap the toilet seat in toilet paper and throw about a pound of toilet paper in the toilet (to prevent splash)


The general idea is to have zero contact. sorry, I’m just a bit paranoid about these places



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if Mosquito is right next to you , no matter what you do you can hear him. lol


 


SORRY MOET OT BREAK UR BUBBLE PERO NO LO LLEVO DE LA MANO......



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if Mosquito is right next to you , no matter what you do you can hear him. lol

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WHEN I GO AND PEE I PLUG MY EARS SO THAT WAY I DONT HEAR WAT THE PERSON IN THE NEXT STALL IS DOING!!!!



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Daeveed wrote:
I also flush with my foot on the toilets.


same here......

In Madrid on the Train station I was peeing and the dude besides me started to jack off......I was like WTF




one time at robart's library (UofT) i was peeing in a stall and i looked down and noticed a face looking up at me from the other stall watching me pee!!!

so... gross...

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everytime i open the door, i use paper as well....



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I also flush with my foot on the toilets.



same here......

In Madrid on the Train station I was peeing and the dude besides me started to jack off......I was like WTF

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I also flush with my foot on the toilets.

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OK I GOT SOME PRETTY CRAZY ONES OR JUST WHATEVER I HAVE TO PUT PAPER ALL AROUND THE SEAT THEN I SQUAT TO PEE, AND WHEN I FLUSH I USE MY FOOT NEVER MY HANDS AND WHEN I WAS MY HANDS IF I HAVE TO TURN ON AND OFF THE FAUCETS I TAKE PAPER TO TURN IT ON AND OFF AND NEVER TOUCH AND USE MY ELBOW TO TURN ON THE HOT AIR LMAO YEAH SOY LOCA SO WAHT  

Oh girl, ur not the only one, i do those too, except the elbow thing, too short for that one.  Also I dont do #2's in public bathrooms. 

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OK I GOT SOME PRETTY CRAZY ONES OR JUST WHATEVER


I HAVE TO PUT PAPER ALL AROUND THE SEAT THEN I SQUAT TO PEE, AND WHEN I FLUSH I USE MY FOOT NEVER MY HANDS


AND WHEN I WAS MY HANDS IF I HAVE TO TURN ON AND OFF THE FAUCETS I TAKE PAPER TO TURN IT ON AND OFF AND NEVER TOUCH AND USE MY ELBOW TO TURN ON THE HOT AIR LMAO


YEAH SOY LOCA SO WAHT


 



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How do you prefer to dry your hands when you go to a public washroom?


Paper? Hot Air? other?


 


For guys:  Do you try to leave a buffer of at least one urinal between you and the guy besides you when you pee?? Yes? no? why??


 


If you can come up with other common public washroom habits/secrets, please feel free to include them here.


 


the topic is open for discussion ladies and gentlemen!! (and Dogo)



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