Bainaman wrote:

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I love that story.....especially the surprise ending........Everything worked out for everyone!

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I almost chenged it, but then I kept it like that so the story wouldn't loose its character of FANTASY!!

 

LMAO

LMAO!! 


Daeveed hun you have WAAAAY too much time on your hands...



Thank god i didnt end up with a purple tanga on this one! Phew!!! 

I have compiled andpseudo-edited the whole story.

I hope you guys like it. I think it needs a title.

Here it is.

 

Once upon a time in land foro foro away, there was a powerful God who managed to Confuse many citizens by utilizing a Genie, who looked like a Phantasma, in order to steal peoples minds and keep them in a dungeon, where once in a while, Jinx would come in and spank the crap out of everyone.

Two people, Dogo and Gitana, had been tied up with rope in the dungeon for quite some time waiting on a super hero to rescue them from the torture chamber, which included staring Confu's black feet. This super hero just happened to be Super Mario, but another ancient legend also ran through the town, about a mysterious ninja who was born from a plant, and who helped people in terrible distress. Dogo and Gitana couldn't help but thinking about him now ... the legend ... Bainaman, who sometimes is mistaken for "Plantman" 'cause he had the ability to hide in rooms by becoming one in order to accomplish his missions (or to watch people having sex).

Back in the castle, in the depths of that evil building, lurk and horrendous creature Daeveed. He at one time used to be "one sexy ****" until the day Bainaman kicked his ass. So along came Chale and with the help of her super tanga she saved Dogo and Gitana from the evil Daeveed. Meanwhile back at the bat cave Phantasma and God, with the help of Caliche as well, were thinking of new ways to merchandise Confu gear, but in reality, it was an evil plan to corrupt the entire nation and make everyone in the world their representative for international sales. They wanted to expand their evil plan across the planet, and take over forever, but they didn't know that at the other side of the world was the bravest sexiest heroin of all, who would do anything to stop God and Phantasma's evil plan. Her name was Colombiana4life, she used to cook the most delicious ‘bandeja paisa’ in the universe. Once you tasted it, you were at her mercy. So the sexy Colombiana4life brought over some ‘bandeja paisa’ to hypnotize these men, but it didn’t seem to work, so her next plan was to cook up her famous "sopa de mariscos".

In reality Colombiana4life wanted to give Dogo some "sopa de calzones" in order for him to leave Gitana, but that was all just part of Colombiana's evil plan to rule the world. She only wanted to utilize Dogo to fulfill her plan, and then she would give him back to Gitana, limpiecito y todo.

Although Gitana was with Dogo, her true love was Caliche ... Now that Gitana divulged the biggest secret of all (which was pretty obvious), something was about to go down. Gitana was afraid that Dogo would find out.

Needing some advice she turned to her partners in crime Chale Tanga & LG. It turned out that gitana's partners in crime were actually locked in another dungeon. LG was getting spanked by Jinx, and Chale was just waiting to be devoured by the tortilla flats horny guy. Although LG was enjoying being spanked and dressed up in black leather by Jinx in her dungeon of doom, he knew he could not let horny guy have his way with Chale, so he called out to God.

God however, was busy patrolling the foro from the evil flirting machine, so LG had no choice but to summon the infinite innocence and sweetnes of Miel, who with her white magic turned Jinx into a devote nun and rescued LG from her spanking dungeon of doom.

However, while patrolling el foro, God started to get drawn into the dark side of the flirting machine. He started looking for his first flirting victim, who surprisingly ended up being una muchachita que conocia que estaba "mas o menos", pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia; no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos. God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para asi poder arañarle el corazon, arrancarselo del pecho para guardar en una tal "cajita" y comerselo despues con unos fava beans and a nice chianti como era su costumbre.

Mientras tanto, some of the foroland sexy men decided to concoct another plan, as the Confu gear thing died down like a cheap fad (eg. leg warmers). Anyway, they decided to put on a talent show. There was a band made up by Daeveed with his guitar and drum skills, Bainaman and his sax, Latinsoulchild and his sexy voice. There was a poetry show done by God. There was also some comedy acts, main comedians were Phantasma and Dogo. The purpose of this talent show was to hypnotize all women and foro land so that they could llevarlas al lugar prohibido, en donde las relojes corren al reves, donde las risas y los excesos son parte de la sucia rutina, donde las noches son largas y las calles frias.
Asi Phantasma y Dogo les pediran dejar la decencia al lado de la cama y demostrarles que es bueno ser una mujer ademas de una dama, asi los cuerpos podran fundirse uno al otro, penetrando el sudor por los poros y los gritos perforando los oidos.
Al dia siguiente Phantasma que no tenia mas religion que un cuerpo de mujer, cuando el sol lo desperto, se levanto notando la ausencia de el cuerpo de las damas en su colchon y se dio cuenta que habian huido no solo con su cartera y celular sino tambien con su corazon. With those beautiful lyrics, God pudo conquistar a unas cuantas, que calleron en su trampa. Those words were like cryptonite that made all the foro girls fall deeply in love with him. But then the rest of the foro boys got mad, so Guadalupana, the mayor of foroland, decided to take a census on who was the hottest foro boy in foro land and then the ladies started to vote.

On the other side of town, God couldn’t decide which of the foro ladies he wanted, so he too decided to take a census on the hottest foro babe. What happened next was unbelieavable, instead of voting for the hottest babe, all the guys started voting for Daeveed!!! God was a little confused, 'cause he didn't know if he was still in foro land or in Convento Rico Land, but then Daeveed offered him one of his concoctions and he voted for Daeveed too!!! What the men in foroland didn't know, was that Daeveed had given them a powerful acid stamp specifically developed by German scientists to fullfill Daeveed's psychedelic necessities. On regular people though, this acid had a different effect. It made everyone just start doing different types of outdated dances at any given moment. People would change from the Macarena, to the achy breaky heart, El Meneito. It was total chaos, who would come and save foroland from all this bad dancing?

De repente entro la Genie, Chale dandole riata a la pobre Guada porque la culparon de hacer trampa con los votos de Moet,y ella no tenia nada que ver con eso, so se puso a bailar con el Phantasma, el hombre no amado.

Lucifer, once called Cubanita, betrayed God because he didn't add her to the forums hot babe. Since then God and Lucifer don't get along. Then Bainaman came to the rescue of all the foro ladies, killed all the men, and took them all to have his way with them.

THE END!!!

I turned into a devout nun? jajajajajajaja good one...

Lucifer, once called cubanita...betrayed god because he didn't add her to the forums Hot babe ....since then God and Lucifer don't get along and

Daeveed wrote:

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A powerful acid stamp specifically developed by german scientists to fullfill Daeveed's psychedelic necessities. On regular people though, this acid had a different effect......

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It made everyone just start doing different types of outdated dances at any given moment.  People would change from the Macarena, to the Achy Breaky Heart, El Meneito.  It was total chaos, who would come and save foroland from all this bad dancing?????????

But on the other side of town, God couldnt decide which of the foro ladies he wanted, so he too decided to take a census on the hottest foro babe, what happened next was unbelieavable.....


Instead of voting for the hottest babe, all the guys started voting for Daeveed!!! God was a little confused, 'cause he didn't know if he was still in foro land or in Convento Rico land, but then Daeveed offered him one of his concoctions and he voted for Daeveed too!!! What the men in foroland didn't know, was that Daeveen had given them...

THE LADIES STARTED TO VOTE..........

NOW THAT GOD HAS ALL THE LADIES FROM EL FORO INLOVE WITH HIM HE....

Confesiones wrote:

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GENIE wrote: Confesiones wrote: guys! i gotta go to the bathroom! "PAUSE, Pause"!!        IM PRESSING PLAY UR TAKING TOO LONG!! I WANNA KNOW WHO FALLS FOR THIS GOD GUY!! IM BACK!! I'M BACK!! GO ON GUYS!!

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         DID U PRESS PLAY?? IS IT SCRATCHED??

Confesiones wrote:

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guys! i gotta go to the bathroom! "PAUSE, Pause"!!

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       IM PRESSING PLAY UR TAKING TOO LONG!! I WANNA KNOW WHO FALLS FOR THIS GOD GUY!!

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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God wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma wrote: God wrote: Pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia...no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos , God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para si poder arañarle el corazon..... Y arrancarselo del pecho para guargar en una tal "cajita" y comerselo despues con unos fava beans and a nice chianti como era su costumbre, mientras tanto Back to our regularly scheduled program: Some of the foroland sexy men decided to concoct another plan, as the Confu Gear thing died down like a cheap fad (eg. leg warmers).  Anyway, they decided to put on a talent show. There was a band made up  by Daeveed with his guitar and drum skills, Bainaman and his sax, Latinsoulchild and his sexy voice.  There was a poetry show done by God.  There was also some comedy acts, main comedians were Phantasma and Dogo.   The purpose of this talent show was to hypnotize all women and foro land so that they could....... Llevarlas al lugar prohibido, en donde las relojes corren alreves, donde las risas y los excesos son parte de la sucia rutina, donde las noches son largas y las calles frias. Asi Phantasma Y Dogo les pediran dejar la decencia al lado de la cama y demostrarles que es bueno ser una mujer ademas de una dama, asi los cuerpos podran fundirse uno al otro, penetrando el sudor por los poros y los gritos perforando los oidos. Al dia suguiente Phantasma que no tenia mas religion que un cuerpo de mujer, cuando el sol lo desperto, se levanto notando la ausencia de el cuerpo de las damas en su colchon y se dio cuenta que habian huido no solo con su cartera y celular sino tambien con su corazon....... With those beautiful lyrics, God pudo conquistar a unas cuantas, que calleron en su trampa.  Those words were like cryptonite that made all the foro girls....

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FALL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HIM....

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Phantasma wrote:
God wrote: Pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia...no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos , God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para si poder arañarle el corazon..... Y arrancarselo del pecho para guargar en una tal "cajita" y comerselo despues con unos fava beans and a nice chianti como era su costumbre, mientras tanto

Back to our regularly scheduled program:
Some of the foroland sexy men decided to concoct another plan, as the Confu Gear thing died down like a cheap fad (eg. leg warmers).  Anyway, they decided to put on a talent show. There was a band made up  by Daeveed with his guitar and drum skills, Bainaman and his sax, Latinsoulchild and his sexy voice.  There was a poetry show done by God.  There was also some comedy acts, main comedians were Phantasma and Dogo.   The purpose of this talent show was to hypnotize all women and foro land so that they could.......

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Llevarlas al lugar prohibido, en donde las relojes corren alreves, donde las risas y los excesos son parte de la sucia rutina, donde las noches son largas y las calles frias.

Asi Phantasma Y Dogo les pediran dejar la decencia al lado de la cama y demostrarles que es bueno ser una mujer ademas de una dama,
asi los cuerpos podran fundirse uno al otro, penetrando el sudor por los poros
y los gritos perforando los oidos.

Al dia suguiente Phantasma que no tenia mas religion que un cuerpo de mujer, cuando el sol lo desperto, se levanto notando la ausencia de el cuerpo de las damas en su colchon y se dio cuenta que habian huido no solo con su cartera y celular sino tambien con su corazon.......

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Phantasma wrote: God wrote: Pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia...no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos , God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para si poder arañarle el corazon..... Y arrancarselo del pecho para guargar en una tal "cajita" y comerselo despues con unos fava beans and a nice chianti como era su costumbre, mientras tanto Back to our regularly scheduled program: Some of the foroland sexy men decided to concoct another plan, as the Confu Gear thing died down like a cheap fad (eg. leg warmers).  Anyway, they decided to put on a talent show. There was a band made up  by Daeveed with his guitar and drum skills, Bainaman and his sax, Latinsoulchild and his sexy voice.  There was a poetry show done by God.  There was also some comedy acts, main comedians were Phantasma and Dogo.   The purpose of this talent show was to hypnotize all women and foro land so that they could.......

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fulfill all their sexual fantacies. The BIGGEST FOR ORGY IN THE WORLD. Then....

 

Phantasma wrote:

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God wrote: Pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia...no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos , God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para si poder arañarle el corazon..... Y arrancarselo del pecho para guargar en una tal "cajita" y comerselo despues con unos fava beans and a nice chianti como era su costumbre, mientras tanto

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Back to our regularly scheduled program:

Some of the foroland sexy men decided to concoct another plan, as the Confu Gear thing died down like a cheap fad (eg. leg warmers).  Anyway, they decided to put on a talent show. There was a band made up  by Daeveed with his guitar and drum skills, Bainaman and his sax, Latinsoulchild and his sexy voice.  There was a poetry show done by God.  There was also some comedy acts, main comedians were Phantasma and Dogo.   The purpose of this talent show was to hypnotize all women and foro land so that they could.......

You know every good story comes with good commercials..*LOL*

Now back to our program...

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Daeveed wrote:
Chale_Tanga wrote: Although LG was enjoying being spanked and dressed up in black leather by Jinx in her dungeon of doom, he knew he could not let Horney Guy have his way with Chale..... so he called out to god...   god however, was busy patrolling the Foro from the evil flirting machine.... So LG had no choice but to       ...summon the infinite innocence and sweetnes of Miel, who with her white magic turned Jinx into a devote nun (just play along ok?) and rescued LG from her spanking dungeon of doom. However, while patrolling el foro, God started to get drawn into the dark side of the flirting machine....he started looking for his first flirting victim, who surprisingly ended up being.....
una muchachita que conocia que estaba "mas o menos"...

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Pero esa muchachita que esta mas mas que menos no cedia...no le daba la opurtunidad de mirarla de frente a los ojos , God confundido por lo inaccesible de la muchachita mas o menos comenzo a elaborar un plan secreto para si poder arañarle el corazon.....

Daeveed wrote:

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  ...summon the infinite innocence and sweetnes of Miel, who with her white magic turned Jinx into a devote nun (just play along ok?) and rescued LG from her spanking dungeon of doom. However, while patrolling el foro, God started to get drawn into the dark side of the flirting machine....he started looking for his first flirting victim, who surprisingly ended up being.....

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TV BUFF!!!!!!



Although he tried with all of his might, god just could not seem to turn his mojo off!
So instead of fighting it, he decided to go with it.  He approached Buffy with a sly swagger and said to her.....

Daeveed wrote:

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Chale_Tanga wrote:
Although LG was enjoying being spanked and dressed up in black leather by Jinx in her dungeon of doom, he knew he could not let Horney Guy have his way with Chale..... so he called out to god...   god however, was busy patrolling the Foro from the evil flirting machine.... So LG had no choice but to    

 
...summon the infinite innocence and sweetnes of Miel, who with her white magic turned Jinx into a devote nun (just play along ok?) and rescued LG from her spanking dungeon of doom.
However, while patrolling el foro, God started to get drawn into the dark side of the flirting machine....he started looking for his first flirting victim, who surprisingly ended up being.....

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oh **** !

Although LG was enjoying being spanked and dressed up in black leather by Jinx in her dungeon of doom, he knew he could not let Horney Guy have his way with Chale..... so he called out to god...   god however, was busy patrolling the Foro from the evil flirting machine.... So LG had no choice but to

 

 

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Gitana wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Gitana wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma and God, with the help of Caliche as well, were thinking of new ways to merchandise Confu Gear, but in reality, it was an evil plan to corrupt the entire nation and make everyone in the world their.....   Rapresentative for international sales. They wanted to expand their evil plan across the planet, and take over forever, but they didn't know that at the other side of the world was the bravest sexiest heroin of all, who would do anything to stop God and Phantasma's evil plan. Her name was Colombiana4Life.... She used to cook the most delicious 'bandeja paisa' in the universe.....once you tasted it.....your were at her mercy........So the........   the sexy Colombiana4Life brought over some bandeja paisa to hypnotize these men, but it didnt seem to work, so her next plan was to cook up her famous "Sopa de Mariscos".... IN REALITY COLOMBIANA FOR LIFE WANTED TO GIVE DOGO SOME "SOPA DE CALZONES" IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LEAVE GITANA.... but that was all just part of Colombiana's evil plan to rule the world, she only wanted to utilize Dogo to fulfill her plan, and then she would give him back to Gitana, limpiecito y todo.... ALTHOUGH GITANA WAS WITH DOGO.... HER TRUE LOVE WAS CALICHE... Oh no, now that Gitana divulged the biggest secret of all (which was pretty obvious), something was about to go down....

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GITANA WAS AFRAID THAT DOGO WOULD FIND OUT....NEEDING SOME ADVICE SHE TURNED TO HER PARTNERS IN CRIME.... CHALE TANGA & LG....

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Gitana wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma and God, with the help of Caliche as well, were thinking of new ways to merchandise Confu Gear, but in reality, it was an evil plan to corrupt the entire nation and make everyone in the world their.....   Rapresentative for international sales. They wanted to expand their evil plan across the planet, and take over forever, but they didn't know that at the other side of the world was the bravest sexiest heroin of all, who would do anything to stop God and Phantasma's evil plan. Her name was Colombiana4Life.... She used to cook the most delicious 'bandeja paisa' in the universe.....once you tasted it.....your were at her mercy........So the........   the sexy Colombiana4Life brought over some bandeja paisa to hypnotize these men, but it didnt seem to work, so her next plan was to cook up her famous "Sopa de Mariscos".... IN REALITY COLOMBIANA FOR LIFE WANTED TO GIVE DOGO SOME "SOPA DE CALZONES" IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LEAVE GITANA.... but that was all just part of Colombiana's evil plan to rule the world, she only wanted to utilize Dogo to fulfill her plan, and then she would give him back to Gitana, limpiecito y todo....

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Back in the dungeon....Daeveed was still lamenting that he ever came across Bainaman.....when....

 

Gitana wrote:

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Colombiana4Life wrote: Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma and God, with the help of Caliche as well, were thinking of new ways to merchandise Confu Gear, but in reality, it was an evil plan to corrupt the entire nation and make everyone in the world their.....   Rapresentative for international sales. They wanted to expand their evil plan across the planet, and take over forever, but they didn't know that at the other side of the world was the bravest sexiest heroin of all, who would do anything to stop God and Phantasma's evil plan. Her name was Colombiana4Life.... She used to cook the most delicious 'bandeja paisa' in the universe.....once you tasted it.....your were at her mercy........So the........   the sexy Colombiana4Life brought over some bandeja paisa to hypnotize these men, but it didnt seem to work, so her next plan was to cook up her famous "Sopa de Mariscos".... IN REALITY COLOMBIANA FOR LIFE WANTED TO GIVE DOGO SOME "SOPA DE CALZONES" IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LEAVE GITANA....

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but that was all just part of Colombiana's evil plan to rule the world, she only wanted to utilize Dogo to fulfill her plan, and then she would give him back to Gitana, limpiecito y todo....

Colombiana4Life wrote:

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Bainaman wrote: Daeveed wrote: Colombiana4Life wrote: Phantasma and God, with the help of Caliche as well, were thinking of new ways to merchandise Confu Gear, but in reality, it was an evil plan to corrupt the entire nation and make everyone in the world their.....   Rapresentative for international sales. They wanted to expand their evil plan across the planet, and take over forever, but they didn't know that at the other side of the world was the bravest sexiest heroin of all, who would do anything to stop God and Phantasma's evil plan. Her name was Colombiana4Life.... She used to cook the most delicious 'bandeja paisa' in the universe.....once you tasted it.....your were at her mercy........So the........   the sexy Colombiana4Life brought over some bandeja paisa to hypnotize these men, but it didnt seem to work, so her next plan was to cook up her famous "Sopa de Mariscos"....

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IN REALITY COLOMBIANA FOR LIFE WANTED TO GIVE DOGO SOME "SOPA DE CALZONES" IN ORDER FOR HIM TO LEAVE GITANA....