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Everybody was Kung fu Fighting... [13 vote(s)]

Yes, I have a good move!
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No, I don't fight
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Does poniendome en bolita y tirarme al piso counts?
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Dogo wrote: I do the "Ben Johnson" move.... "soldado que corre, sirve para otra guerra!" I thought your Ben Johnson move would be Shooting steroids jajajajaja:biggr


 


Es mas hombre el que da la vuelta y decide no peliar especialmente cuando es un pobre borracho y necio pa mas joder.......



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Dogo wrote:

I do the "Ben Johnson" move.... "soldado que corre, sirve para otra guerra!"
I thought your Ben Johnson move would be Shooting steroids jajajajaja

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Caliche wrote:

i have a keen sense for pervertion
jajajajaja limpia bien tu monitor y tu keyboard! No olvides tus manitos con mucha agua y jaboncito

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God wrote:
Sometimes I do this move




thats a really good one there... sometimes if that one doesnt work and the punks are still on my jock I like to bust out a bit of this action



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Caliche wrote:

I also say.... "Imma Get You Sucka"
Just try ...

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God wrote:

hahahah good move !
Coming from God, that is a go ahead ,do it baby !!

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I also say....
"Imma Get You Sucka"

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Super Mario wrote:
Jinx wrote:

WHat's your best self-defense move?     

I let the other sucker hit me first (So I can press assault charges), then, I proceed to beat the living crap out of that jerk (So I can claim self-defense), and for the ones that reach for their waist, I have a BIG surprise punks !! -- Edited by Super Mario at 20:14, 2005-08-03


I like that...hahahah good move !

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WHat's your best self-defense move?     

I let the other sucker hit me first (So I can press assault charges), then, I proceed to beat the living crap out of that jerk (So I can claim self-defense), and for the ones that reach for their waist, I have a BIG surprise punks !!

-- Edited by Super Mario at 20:14, 2005-08-03

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just dial 911 or call "la familia" (ganstaaaaaaaaaah)

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My best self defence move is LA VENGANZA. Sweet yet evil

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You qualify Genie, like i told El Mismo, i have to do private "auditions"

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Caliche wrote:

i have a keen sense for pervertion
         I CAN SEE THAT U AND UR PORNO SO WHAT DO U THINK DO WE QUALIFY WERE EXPENSIVE THOUGH!!

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i have a keen sense for pervertion

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Caliche wrote:

** looking around** Jinx how did u know i was spanking the monkey while i read u n genie's posts...

       BABE I THINK UR THE ONLY ONE THAT PAYED ATTENTION TO OUR LITTLE SKIT HERE!!


 



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I do the "Ben Johnson" move.... "soldado que corre, sirve para otra guerra!"

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Daeveed wrote:

Charlie Moet wrote: all i got to do is reach mi weist. ( you shoud be smart enough to figure that one) -- Edited by Charlie Moet at 12:21, 2005-08-03 And do the dance??  
i was actually picturing this....


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** looking around**
Jinx how did u know i was spanking the monkey while i read u n genie's posts...

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Charlie Moet wrote:

what you mean, is worth that much.

 


IF UR THAT CONCERNED CALL MOSQUITO!!!!



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what you mean, is worth that much.

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Charlie Moet wrote:

you're good i'll give you that one, hey what's the deal with your A$$?

 


ITS THE MILLION DOLLAR SHOT OR HAVENT U HEARD???



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you're good i'll give you that one, hey what's the deal with your A$$?

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Charlie Moet wrote:

all i got to do is reach mi weist. ( you shoud be smart enough to figure that one) -- Edited by Charlie Moet at 12:21, 2005-08-03

And do the dance??



 




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all i got to do is reach mi weist. ( you shoud be smart enough to figure that one) -- Edited by Charlie Moet at 12:21, 2005-08-03

 


MOET THIS IS UR FAMOUS MOVE UR HANDS AT UR WAIST AND PUSH THEM DOWN WITH UR STOMACH!!! IVE SEEN U IN ACTION!!!


 


(LOL) (I'M JOKING)



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all i got to do is reach mi weist. ( you shoud be smart enough to figure that one)

-- Edited by Charlie Moet at 12:21, 2005-08-03

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BEST MOVE IS......


 


A HEAD BUTT!!!! OF A PUNCH TO THE RIBS.........


 


GENIE REMEMBER THE LAST TIME U PULLED SOMEONE BY THE HAIR???



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1) BS'ing my way out of things.


2) Screaming


3) If all fails, drop to the floor and assume fetal position.



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ohh it's cold because of that cold water! I'm shivering all over..brrr come here Genie let's keep ourselves warm...

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Jinx wrote:

Oh my The water is cold and your nipples are getting hard! Sorry I didn't know you weren't wearing a thong!

          OOPPS WAS THAT UR SKIRT THAT WENT UP SORRY!! OH SLAP ON UR ASS


 



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boy you guys need some self-defense lessons FAST!

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Sometimes I do this move



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Daeveed wrote:
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WHat's your best self-defense move? I    

 
a nice smile and good manners.


I tell them "eat d ick"

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a nice smile and good manners.



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jajajaja apuesto que alguien ya esta "volando cometa" (spanking the monkey)



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Oh my The water is cold and your nipples are getting hard! Sorry I didn't know you weren't wearing a thong!

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Jinx wrote:

Genie why did you rip my tank top! I'm not wearing a bra!

           WELL NOBODY TOLD U TO SPRAY WATER ALL OVER MY WHITE TOP IM NOT WEARING MY BRA EITHER


         GIRL MY PANTS ARE WHITE TOO STOP WITH THE WATER



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Genie why did you rip my tank top! I'm not wearing a bra!

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GENIE wrote:

Jinx wrote: jajajajajajaja hey some guys are getting excited watchout!         PERVERTS LETS GO TEASE THEM  

Did somebody call ME (and Chale, and Gita, and all the other pervs.!?)



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Jinx wrote:

jajajajajajaja hey some guys are getting excited watchout!

        PERVERTS LETS GO TEASE THEM


 



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jajajajajajaja hey some guys are getting excited watchout!

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Jinx wrote:

auch! On the boob auch! Genie don't hit me jajajajajaja

        Well i told u not to pull my hair!! and scratch me!! lmao




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My uncle showed me few moves for self defense,. as Jinix said kick ,la parte intima de los hombres,.. it s one ,. and if u can kick them ,. at least grab them and squezze them,.lol,.. another one is punch between the eye brows ,. con eso lo dejan medio inconciente,.. something funny that he always told me was,. "nunca te quiero ver peleando con una mujer ,alando el cabello , a cachetadas,. un buen puņete y eso es suficiente",. I love him,..

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auch! On the boob auch! Genie don't hit me jajajajajaja

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OPEN PALM HIT UP ON THE NOSE! OR STEP ON THE TOES AND THEN KICK IN THE CROTCH


IF ITS A GIRL HIT THE SIDE BOOB!! HURTS LIKE A BIATCH OR SUCKER PUNCH IN THE SIDE!


 



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WHat's your best self-defense move?


I.E:" I punch on the throat and kick on the balls" (4 the guys ) that's my move!(Don't mess with me)


 


 



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