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Lahtina wrote:


Oh, no Buffy, I don't do public speaking anymore because I had some throat problems. Several people threatened to cut it.


You're too funny. Thank God you joined this Foro... you've made things more interesting around here.


I've also had throat problems. The indoor kind, though.



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Lahtina wrote: Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. So what do YOU talk about when you do your high school tours?

Oh, no Buffy, I don't do public speaking anymore because I had some throat problems. Several people threatened to cut it.

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Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

So what do YOU talk about when you do your high school tours?

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Very nice, but so true......



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This is a good post!!! So true and like Phantasma says, i would like share this with some girls i know!!

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If a relationship ends because the man/woman was not
treating you as you
deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A
friend wouldn't mistreat a
friend.Don't settle.




This is too funny.

Dumper: Can we still be friends?
Dumpee: HELL NO MOFO!!!! That positions been filled fool!


lol!!!!

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Lahtina wrote:


Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

 I cant believe i didnt see this before.  Very funny.

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Lahtina wrote:


Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

I totally agree with you.

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Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

 

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Aha ... now if only I had known all this two years earlier. I had to find this out the hard way. Like  a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the  country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.



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ME ALGRO QUE TE ALLA GUSTADO SALSERA........

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This is so true, I agree.  Good One.

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I F*$#@! AGREE with all of this!!  Mannnnn...if only it were like that though! 

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Gitana wrote:


THIS IS SO TRUE JOKER..... I LOVE IT.....

THANK U GITANA I AM GLAD U LIKE IT..........

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THIS IS SO TRUE JOKER..... I LOVE IT.....

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MARILYN MONROE wrote:


   NIce Joker...

Thank u Marilyn I am so glad u like it.......

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QUE chula LINDA wrote:


Colombiana4Life wrote: Joker, that hit the spot.  Very nice, very true.  Im printing this one for sure. me too Most of the Joker's posts are worth printing.  NICE  


Thank u Que chula linda....


@colombiana Thank u I am glad u like it...


@Phantasma LoL


 


@linda: gracias me alegra que te alla gustado.


@sweet: Thank u and yeah it is very true I just hope we can all apply it but u know cuando uno esta enamorado no mira nada like they say love is blind.....



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Nice one Joker, and very true too.




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You need time to heal between relationships...thereis nothing cute about baggage.. deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.



I wanna print this into convenient wallet sized cards and hand them out to some girls I know...

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Muy bonito Joker

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Colombiana4Life wrote:


Joker, that hit the spot.  Very nice, very true.  Im printing this one for sure.


me too


Most of the Joker's posts are worth printing. 


NICE


 




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Joker, that hit the spot.  Very nice, very true.  Im printing this one for sure.

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Afrodita wrote:
JOKER_ESCO wrote: God wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot......... I almost cried..very deep very deep Damn I almost made u cry LoL... Guys...sorry to break it for you, but, I think he was being sarcastic....
I know he was afro LoL oh yeah y tenemos algo en comun LoL




I know

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: God wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot......... I almost cried..very deep very deep Damn I almost made u cry LoL... Guys...sorry to break it for you, but, I think he was being sarcastic....

I know he was afro LoL oh yeah y tenemos algo en comun LoL

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God wrote:
JOKER_ESCO wrote: I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot......... I almost cried..very deep very deep
Damn I almost made u cry LoL...




Guys...sorry to break it for you, but, I think he was being sarcastic....

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JOKER_ESCO wrote: I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot......... I almost cried..very deep very deep

Damn I almost made u cry LoL...

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God wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:
I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........


I almost cried..very deep very deep


u sisi!!!!



j/k



X@vier



I know it touched my softie side....





ewwwwwwwww...... i don't want to know what it touched u

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God wrote:

JOKER_ESCO wrote:
I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........


I almost cried..very deep very deep


u sisi!!!!



j/k



X@vier




I know it touched my softie side....

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:
I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........


I almost cried..very deep very deep




u sisi!!!!



j/k



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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........



I almost cried..very deep very deep

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JOKER_ESCO wrote:

I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........



I'm still thinking.

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I am glad u guys like it, it is really nice and makes u think alot.........

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@Joker_Esco,.. Thanks for sharing this with us,.. Una de mis frases favoritas "Primero hay que amarse a uno mismo, para asi poder amar a los demas"

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   NIce Joker...

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that stuff is soooooooooooo true

thnx joker, sometimes we need to be remind of things like this. Its hard to do it when u really like some1 but when it has to be done, it has to be done.

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word!!

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If a man/woman wants you, nothing can keep him/her away. If
He/she doesn't want
you, nothing can make him/her stay.
Stop making excuses for a man/woman and his behavior.
Allow your intuition to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship
that's not meant to
be.Slower is better. Never live your life for a man/woman
before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man/woman was not
treating you as you
deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A
friend wouldn't mistreat a
friend.Don't settle.

If you feel like he/she is stringing you along, then he
probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will
get better."

You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying
when things are not
better.

The only person you can control in a relationship is
you. Maintain boundaries in how a person treats you. If
something bothers you, speak up.

You cannot change a persons behavior. Change comes
from within.
Don't EVER make him/her feel he is more important than
you are... even if
He/she has more education or in a better job. Do not
make him/her into a
quasi-god. He/She is a man/woman, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man/woman define who you are.

If he cheated with you, he/she cheat on you.
A person will only treat you the way you ALLOW this person to
treat you.
You should not be the one doing all the
bending...compromise is two way
street.

You need time to heal between relationships...there
is nothing cute
about baggage.. deal with your issues before
pursuing a new
relationship.

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE
you...a relationship
consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone
complimentary...
not supplementary.

Make him/her miss you sometimes...when a person always know
where you are, and
you're always readily available to him/her- this person takes it
for granted.
Never move into your or this persons mother's house.

Don't fully commit to a person who doesn't give you
everything that you
need.



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