hahhahah....Dogo... digamos que al dejarlas bajar primero no tuvieron en cuenta algunos "problemitas técnicos" jajajajaj....pero bueno..no creo que haya sido la intención de hacerlo a propósito...no???? hahahahhaa.....y de ser asi..qué mal los hombres!!!!!!!!! hablaria muy mal de ustedes !!! hahahahahaha Gracias or tu post.. DOGO..besoss!!!! *Shei*
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"Si alguien tiene dificultades para darte una sonrisa......dale la tuya"
ES BUENO SER MUJER PORQUE... Nos bajamos primero del Titanic.
Se bajaron primero = se AHOGARON PRIMERO… jejeje… *jokes*
Como Lizandro Meza canta su cancion, YO le doy gracias a mi mama por haberme parido macho… nothing wrong with being una hembra, but I am happy that I came out with an extra piece attached in my body… LOL
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Not everything I post or say on foro are necesarily true facts. <- THAT is a fact! :blankstare:
JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you! Hey linda this is what I found.. lol I love it thanks! U welcome girl anytime 4 u........ Ohhhh so sweet joker
Esque esa tanga de tu avatar is making me sweet.....
lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you! Hey linda this is what I found.. lol I love it thanks! U welcome girl anytime 4 u........ Ohhhh so sweet joker
JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you! Hey linda this is what I found.. lol I love it thanks!
lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you! Hey linda this is what I found.. We can get laid anytime we want We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk We get out of speeding tickets by crying We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg We can sleep our way to the top of the class We get to shop at Victoria's Secret We can marry rich and then not have to work We never have to pay when we go out on dates Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them Men light our cigarettes for us Men hold the door open for us We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) We're cuter We lie better We're better manipulators We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch We always have food in the fridge We don't worry about losing our hair We always get to choose the movie We don't have to mow the lawn We don't have to take out the garbage We don't have to paint the house or walls PMS - yet another excuse to **** at men Cosmopolitan We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold PMS is a legal defense for murder Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever We can masturbate more in a day than men 2 words - multi orgasmic We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals Sweat is sexy on us We never run out of excuses You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men **** up so often We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner Women are cleaner Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know) We're better arguers We don't always have to think with our genitals Massage!!!! We're better parents We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men We're flexible When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can Menopause - thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50 Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex Men in uniform There is no penis envy We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup It generally takes us less to get drunk We have a higher tolerance to pain We often get to cut in line Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T Better tips Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public 62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume! 63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or carrying our books anytime we want 64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair 65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet 66. Men will pay us for sex 67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile 68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want 70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us 71. Women sweat less 72. Women smell better 73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all 74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats 75. Women don't get the humor in the three stooges 76. Women have three accessible holes 77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons 78. We're better gossips 79. We have better fashion sense 80. We're better shoppers 81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man 82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone 83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not gonna tell you) 84. We're all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our extreme advantage 85. We don't have to drive when on a date 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become presentable - ugly men are just ****ed 87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling iron burn" line 88. Women know how fake it 89. Women look better naked 90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing 91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're just short 92. Women do less time for violent crime 93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up 94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night 95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just "uh huh, yep ok then bye" 96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood 97. Women never have to see combat 98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves 99. Women are sexier and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is definitely worthy of reiteration: 100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
Excellent, i said it once and i'll say it again "LA MUJER CUANDO QUIERE Y EL HOMBRE CUANDO PUEDEEEEE..........."
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lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you! Hey linda this is what I found..
JOKER_ESCO wrote: lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok......... Thank you!
Hey linda this is what I found..
We can get laid anytime we want We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar We piss sitting down so its easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk We get out of speeding tickets by crying We get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg We can sleep our way to the top of the class We get to shop at Victoria's Secret We can marry rich and then not have to work We never have to pay when we go out on dates Men take us on all expense paid trips - all we have to do is sleep with them Men light our cigarettes for us Men hold the door open for us We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work!) We're cuter We lie better We're better manipulators We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch We always have food in the fridge We don't worry about losing our hair We always get to choose the movie We don't have to mow the lawn We don't have to take out the garbage We don't have to paint the house or walls PMS - yet another excuse to **** at men Cosmopolitan We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold PMS is a legal defense for murder Men are like tiles, lay em right the first time ya can walk all over em forever We can masturbate more in a day than men 2 words - multi orgasmic We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals Sweat is sexy on us We never run out of excuses You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game too We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men **** up so often We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner Women are cleaner Women have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn't know) We're better arguers We don't always have to think with our genitals Massage!!!! We're better parents We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night There's never a shortage of ready, willing and able men We're flexible When women get pissed we don't destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can Menopause - thank god we're not capable of having children after we're 50 Menstruation - just another excuse to use so we can say "no" to sex Men in uniform There is no penis envy We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there's no messy cleanup It generally takes us less to get drunk We have a higher tolerance to pain We often get to cut in line Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON'T Better tips Women who don't wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting We have mastered civilized eating - we don't embarrass our friends or make loud bodily noises in public 62. Women can go a day without showering or shaving and not look or
smell disgusting - thank god for long pants and perfume! 63. We can connive men into doing our homework, writing our papers or
carrying our books anytime we want 64. We don't have excessive amounts of body hair 65. We don't spend 45 minutes on the toilet 66. Men will pay us for sex 67. Smoking the seeds in marijuana doesn't make us sterile 68. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return 69. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a
time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want 70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us
71. Women sweat less 72. Women smell better 73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste
money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all 74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats 75. Women don't get the humor in the three stooges 76. Women have three accessible holes 77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons 78. We're better gossips 79. We have better fashion sense 80. We're better shoppers 81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man 82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone 83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not
gonna tell you) 84. We're all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our
extreme advantage 85. We don't have to drive when on a date 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become
presentable - ugly men are just ****ed 87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling
iron burn" line 88. Women know how fake it 89. Women look better naked 90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing 91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're
just short 92. Women do less time for violent crime 93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up 94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night 95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just
"uh huh, yep ok then bye" 96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood 97. Women never have to see combat 98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves 99. Women are sexier
and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is definitely worthy of reiteration:
100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
lindaisabella wrote: JOKER_ESCO wrote: 30 razones por las que es maravilloso ser hombre Hey what about las mujeres? Linda porque soy hay una razon por lo que es maravilloso ser MUJERES,.. 1. No somos HOMBRES.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25minutes.
about the underwear...FACT! & the mustache...o man...
JOK...muuuuuuy bueno!!!! pero.... me permitis hacer algunas reflexiones??...
1. Las conversaciones telefónicas duran 30 segundos. pero si casi no llaman por telefono!! 2. En las películas los desnudos son casi siempre femeninos. y si..es verdad..pero recordá que..siempre es artistico...jajaj 3. Sabes de autos y pesca. muchas mujeres también! 4. Para unas vacaciones de un mes necesitas sólo una valijita. claro!!! porque después terminan necesitando tooodo lo que nosotras llevamos y nos agradecen! 5. Tenés deportes por todos los canales y a toda hora los domingos. pregunto...¿no hay otra cosa ademas que les interese?? 6. No tenés que monitorear la vida sexual de tus amigos. jajaja, seguro?????? 7. Las colas al baño son un 90% más cortas.Ok....en eso tenes toda la razón.... es que nos vamos a poner mas lindas para ustedes..hahaha 8. A los tus amigos no les importa si has subido o bajado de peso. quizá les importa pero no te lo dicen... 9. En la peluquería no te roban. pero lo hacen en otros lugares... 10. Mientras hacés zapping, no necesitás parar cada vez que ves alguien llorando. pero...un poco de sencibilidad cheee.....!! haha 11. Que no te caiga bien una persona, no significa que no te guste tener sexo con ella. ???? 12. Todos tus orgasmos son reales. mmmmm... y..no se... 13. Una panza de cerveza no te hace invisible a las mujeres. si..puede ser... 14. No tenés que llevar una cartera llena de maquillajes a todos lados. pero si estamos desarregladas son los primeros en hacerlo saber!!... 15. No tenés que taparte la pollera cada vez que subís una escalera.ahh!!!!!! entonces usan pollera pero no se tapan???? 16. Podés ir al baño sin ir en grupo. es que no sabes qué bien la pasamos en grupo!!!! hahah 17. Tenés el mismo apellido toda la vida.claro...pero dos apellidos es mas importante! 18. Podés dejar la cama de un hotel sin hacerla. y si...nosotras tb podemos ..pero no queremos... 19. Cuando tu trabajo es criticado, no tenés que pensar que todos secretamente te odian. ??? 20. No tenés que recordar ni fechas de cumpleaños ni aniversarios. no, pero qué bien te sentis cuándo se acuerdan de tu cumple y te sorprenden o ..no???? estamos en cada detalle... 21. Nunca tenés que limpiar el inodoro.no sean asquerosos!!!! 22. Podés estar bañado y listo en 10 minutos. bueno, pero....cómo quedan en 10 minutos??? 23. En el sexo nunca tenés que preocuparte por tu re****ción. mmm si, puede ser.... 24. Si alguien se olvida de invitarte a algún lado, igual sigue siendo tu amigo/a. seguro???????? 25. Tu ropa interior cuesta $10 un pack de tres. si, pero no me vas a decir que el conjuntito de encaje rojo y negro de $100 no los vuelve locos!!!!!!! 26. Ninguno de tus colegas de trabajo tiene capacidad para hacerte llorar. quizá no lloran delante de ellos....y prefieren ocultarlo.. 27. No tenés que afeitarte nada del cuello para abajo. y si..en este punto no me otra que Felicitarlos!!!!!! 28. Si tenés 40 y sos soltero, no es un drama... al contrario.mmmmm, yo no pensaria que no es un drama..al contrario.. 29. Pensás que la idea de tocar el timbre y salir corriendo es graciosa. sin palabras.... 30. Podés disfrutar en silencio de un paseo en auto. que aburrido no???....
....Igual..asi y todo nos siguen gustando!!.... Besitos.... *Shei*
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"Si alguien tiene dificultades para darte una sonrisa......dale la tuya"
1. Las conversaciones telefónicas duran 30 segundos. 2. En las películas los desnudos son casi siempre femeninos. 3. Sabes de autos y pesca. 4. Para unas vacaciones de un mes necesitas sólo una valijita. 5. Tenés deportes por todos los canales y a toda hora los domingos. 6. No tenés que monitorear la vida sexual de tus amigos. 7. Las colas al baño son un 90% más cortas. 8. A los tus amigos no les importa si has subido o bajado de peso. 9. En la peluquería no te roban. 10. Mientras hacés zapping, no necesitás parar cada vez que ves alguien llorando. 11. Que no te caiga bien una persona, no significa que no te guste tener sexo con ella. 12. Todos tus orgasmos son reales. 13. Una panza de cerveza no te hace invisible a las mujeres. 14. No tenés que llevar una cartera llena de maquillajes a todos lados. 15. No tenés que taparte la pollera cada vez que subís una escalera. 16. Podés ir al baño sin ir en grupo. 17. Tenés el mismo apellido toda la vida. 18. Podés dejar la cama de un hotel sin hacerla. 19. Cuando tu trabajo es criticado, no tenés que pensar que todos secretamente te odian. 20. No tenés que recordar ni fechas de cumpleaños ni aniversarios. 21. Nunca tenés que limpiar el inodoro. 22. Podés estar bañado y listo en 10 minutos. 23. En el sexo nunca tenés que preocuparte por tu re****ción. 24. Si alguien se olvida de invitarte a algún lado, igual sigue siendo tu amigo/a. 25. Tu ropa interior cuesta $10 un pack de tres. 26. Ninguno de tus colegas de trabajo tiene capacidad para hacerte llorar. 27. No tenés que afeitarte nada del cuello para abajo. 28. Si tenés 40 y sos soltero, no es un drama... al contrario. 29. Pensás que la idea de tocar el timbre y salir corriendo es graciosa. 30. Podés disfrutar en silencio de un paseo en auto.
Just 4 u Ill look 4 1 ok.........
U welcome girl anytime 4 u........
your funny miel
