2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.( I WOULD NOT SPEND THAT MUCH ON A DRESS...NEVER...gENIE KNOWS HOW I SHOP!!)
3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.( I DO THIS...OR JUST SIMPLY DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE...YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE A MSG..)
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.( YOU BETTER STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ALL DAY/NIGHT DRIVING)
5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small? ( I ACTUALLY HOPE MY OUTFITS DO THIS TRICK FOR ME)
6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".(I WOULD SAY IT HOW IT IS...I'M VERY BLUNT)
7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!( I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS)
8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big! (I AM VERY SIMPLE, SO I WOULD SAY THIS...TIME AFTER TIME)
9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.(LOL...YOU BETTER NOT TALK...I WANNA WATCH T.V)
10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"? (I ALWAYS REMEMBER SPECIAL DATES...SO THIS IS ALSO SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER SAY)
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Things you'll never hear a woman say: 1. Hey, pull my finger! SAY THIS TO MY BROS ALL THE TIME LOL 2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. TRUST ME WHEN U HAVE WINNERS I WOULD NOT PAY THAT MUCH FOR A DRESS!! LMAO 3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. OH TRUST ME THIS IS SO ME I GET CRANKY AND I DONT WANT TO TALK I DONT 4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. UNLESS UR IN MONTREAL U DONT NEED TO STOP FOR DIRECTIONS LMAO RIGHT LADYBUG!! 5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small? YEAH I ASK THIS CUZ I HATE LOOKING LIKE I AINT GOT BOOTY 6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends"THATS WHAT FACK FRIENDS ARE FOR NO??. 7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! OK THIS I WOULD NEVER SAY UNLESS ITS A CRUISE LMAO8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!SO ME ANYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I HATE BIG BLING BLING 9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.IF ITS CSI LAW N ORDER OR ER U BETTER NOT BOTHER ME!! 10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"?OH TRUST ME IM FORGETFULL!!
Excuse me Mr...i say these things alllllll the time. specially # 9.
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