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My birthday this year in January. Me and the girls went to Momentos for my birthday, it was 5 of us. We started drinking at my house, then of course i kept drinking at the club. Then one of the workers at Momentos (can't remember what he looked like) sent the waitress over with a bottle of champagne for us. Of course i drank that as well. I had a mixture of drinks, that by the next day i couldn't remember what Momentos looked like!?!?! (it was my first time going to momentos, ever since they changed the location) You could imagine that the next time i went to Momentos, i was shocked to see what the place looked like!!

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Salsera de Corazon wrote: El Representante wrote: For the Newbies . . .  care to share - it's your turn . . . Well usually is always on my birthday, one time all my friends and myself went out to a club I had probably drank a whole bottle of Tequila, and Beers, shooters, all I remember it was very cold outside and when I came out of the club I actually through myself on the floor thinking it was my bed lol, but my cousins and friends took care of me   OuCH ! ! !


I know, I know, well **** happens right lol

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El Representante wrote: For the Newbies . . .  care to share - it's your turn . . . Well usually is always on my birthday, one time all my friends and myself went out to a club I had probably drank a whole bottle of Tequila, and Beers, shooters, all I remember it was very cold outside and when I came out of the club I actually through myself on the floor thinking it was my bed lol, but my cousins and friends took care of me  


OuCH ! ! !




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For the Newbies . . .  care to share - it's your turn . . .

Well usually is always on my birthday, one time all my friends and myself went out to a club I had probably drank a whole bottle of Tequila, and Beers, shooters, all I remember it was very cold outside and when I came out of the club I actually through myself on the floor thinking it was my bed lol, but my cousins and friends took care of me  

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I call it "cruise control"


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For the Newbies . . . 


care to share - it's your turn . . .




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Thats funny . . .


You learned your lesson the hard way. My liver loves the punishment.



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I know what you mean but I can't help it. I mix like crazy.


 


No mijito, I learned my limit, a las malas, pero aprendi.  I can mix a bit here and there but i'd rather stick to 1 or 2 things.  After that, no respondo.



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I know what you mean but I can't help it.


I mix like crazy.



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Sounds like fun Who will be the first to go on Auto Pilot Wednesday? Hows your tolerance ?


Mine is pretty good, as long as i dont start mixing a bunch of stuff. 



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Sounds like fun



Who will be the first to go on Auto Pilot Wednesday?


Hows your tolerance ?



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Posting all my stories would take forever. Did you tan on your trip ?


        LOL HI BABE! YES I DID TAN BIKINI TOO! LOL IM ALREADY PEELING AND BITTEN BY MOSQUITOS TOO BUT IT WAS FUN, THEN GET TO TORONTO CAB IT HOME SLEEP WAKE UP AND ON THE ROAD TO MONTREAL A FEW HOURS LATER. LOL CRAZY CAME BACK LAST NIGHT


       



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Posting all my stories would take forever. Did you tan on your trip ?

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This is the term I use to describe when you’ve had too much to drink and you blank out but continue your evening anyways. Ever have to piece together an entire evening ? ? ?   Share your Auto Pilot stories. This should be interesting . . .


           WAY TOO MANY TO TELL


             CUBA (VAREDERO CON LA CONFUNDIDA STILL DONT REMEBER WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT)


        THURSDAY OF MY BDAY WEEKEND OF THIS YEAR?!?!?!?!? STILL TRYING TO POST STUFF TOGEHTER


 



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     Done that as well,i even gat pull into the shower thats how drunk she was


Dead weight is so much more difficult to handle . . . Good thing I had help.



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I've been in similar situations. Each time handled better then that. I remember being 16 and with the help of a (girl)friend we had to give another (girl)friend a shower and clean up the puke that surrounded the kitchen table. All this had to be done before the pukers parents came home. What a show . . . This story makes me sound really responsible. I left out all the interesting info about  . . .    

Done that as well,i even gat pull into the shower thats how drunk she was

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I've been in similar situations. Each time handled better then that. I remember being 16 and with the help of a (girl)friend we had to give another (girl)friend a shower and clean up the puke that surrounded the kitchen table. All this had to be done before the pukers parents came home.


What a show . . .


This story makes me sound really responsible. I left out all the interesting info about  . . .



 


 



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ZIPOTE wrote: Been there done that got the t-shirt autograph and everything but no the last time i got like thatni me acuerdo pero tenia un amigo el puerco se quedo dormido que te digo ese hijo de su madre se quedo en el couch y comenso a vomitar but it was so much que nadie queria tocarlo;biene y se despierta 3 hours later se mira la camisa and he gos who tha fu#$ piuck all over me so everybody goes it was u idiot,he looks but to his shirt pants and shoes and he says noo i din`t eat rice o papas today haha - thats nasty. You guys left your friend in his own puke for three hours. Wow. what kind of stuff would you do to your enemies? haha


 


NO is not that hey u know how it is con un necio cuando esta borracho, ahora imaginate este bato es alto estaba borracho necio y le advertimos hey bro tranquilo deja de tomar pero no siguio y siguio yo sali a comprar comida a COMMISSO BRO. AND BAKERY y cuando regresa ya el bato estaba out cold y despues paso eso



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I remember once i got Crunk to the point i started a fight with my exGurl's brother, mind u im only 5'8 hes like 6'2 me thinking, "i play football, im strong enough to knock the snot out of him, i could drop him easy" I swung at him maybe 3 times missed all 3 swings, he grabbed my shirt and socked me into next week. I swore to myself i wouldnt drink to the point i couldnt defend myself.


Those situations always suck.



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Been there done that got the t-shirt autograph and everything but no the last time i got like thatni me acuerdo pero tenia un amigo el puerco se quedo dormido que te digo ese hijo de su madre se quedo en el couch y comenso a vomitar but it was so much que nadie queria tocarlo;biene y se despierta 3 hours later se mira la camisa and he gos who tha fu#$ piuck all over me so everybody goes it was u idiot,he looks but to his shirt pants and shoes and he says noo i din`t eat rice o papas today


haha - thats nasty. You guys left your friend in his own puke for three hours. Wow. what kind of stuff would you do to your enemies?


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I remember once i got Crunk to the point i started a fight with my exGurl's brother, mind u im only 5'8 hes like 6'2 me thinking, "i play football, im strong enough to knock the snot out of him, i could drop him easy" I swung at him maybe 3 times missed all 3 swings, he grabbed my shirt and socked me into next week. I swore to myself i wouldnt drink to the point i couldnt defend myself.

Been there done that got the t-shirt autograph and everything but no the last time i got like thatni me acuerdo pero tenia un amigo el puerco se quedo dormido que te digo ese hijo de su madre se quedo en el couch y comenso a vomitar but it was so much que nadie queria tocarlo;biene y se despierta 3 hours later se mira la camisa and he gos who tha fu#$ piuck all over me so everybody goes it was u idiot,he looks but to his shirt pants and shoes and he says noo i din`t eat rice o papas today

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I remember once i got Crunk to the point i started a fight with my exGurl's brother, mind u im only 5'8 hes like 6'2 me thinking, "i play football, im strong enough to knock the snot out of him, i could drop him easy" I swung at him maybe 3 times missed all 3 swings, he grabbed my shirt and socked me into next week. I swore to myself i wouldnt drink to the point i couldnt defend myself.

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I'm Wondering if anyone has done anything on Auto Pilot they regret doing?



YES!


I'LL JUST SAY....... SHE DIDN'T LOOK AS PRETTY IN THE MORNING (MAKEUP WORKS MIRACLES I TELL YOU)


 



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Gitana wrote: dttweakz wrote: Gitana wrote: dttweakz wrote: Depends, where are we going? YOU TELL ME? So I'm the PILOT! I GUESS YOU ARE HON!! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? can I get back to you on that one?

SURE YOU CAN

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dttweakz wrote: Gitana wrote: dttweakz wrote: Depends, where are we going? YOU TELL ME? So I'm the PILOT! I GUESS YOU ARE HON!! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

can I get back to you on that one?

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Gitana wrote: dttweakz wrote: Depends, where are we going? YOU TELL ME? So I'm the PILOT!


I GUESS YOU ARE HON!!


WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?



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dttweakz wrote: Depends, where are we going? YOU TELL ME?

So I'm the PILOT!

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Depends, where are we going?

YOU TELL ME?

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Depends, where are we going?

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who's in Auto and who's the Pilot ?

YOU WANNA BE THE PILOT? OR SHOULD I?

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who's in Auto and who's the Pilot ?



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I'm Wondering if anyone has done anything on Auto Pilot they regret doing?


I'VE DONE THINGS....SO FAR I HAVE NO REGRETS

-- Edited by Gitana at 18:59, 2005-06-28

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I'm Wondering if anyone has done anything on Auto Pilot they regret doing?

never!

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El Representante wrote: confundida wrote: @EL REP   I THINK U WERE THERE TO WITNESS MY AUTO PILOT STORY!!!!! lol! That was cute. Your so tiny, I was wondering how long before you gave out.     BUT I DID TAKE ALOT!!!!!


I know you did - any normal human would of given out hours before you. It's like you have a Super Liver or something.




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confundida wrote: @EL REP   I THINK U WERE THERE TO WITNESS MY AUTO PILOT STORY!!!!! lol! That was cute. Your so tiny, I was wondering how long before you gave out.


 


 


BUT I DID TAKE ALOT!!!!!



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@EL REP   I THINK U WERE THERE TO WITNESS MY AUTO PILOT STORY!!!!!


lol!


That was cute. Your so tiny, I was wondering how long before you gave out.



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@EL REP


 


I THINK U WERE THERE TO WITNESS MY AUTO PILOT STORY!!!!!



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Sounds interesting . . . Sounds like Trouble . . . Should I be scared ?

ALWAYS be scared when it comes to the foro ladies...

playing!!!

but come out, we always have fun!

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El Representante wrote:   Ladies of the Foro are always ready? Wheres the party again ? Always luv!! Always! Hmmmm.. Gita's working on that plan right now, but we'll let you know 4 sure!so far we gotta get you, Joker and Miguel to come out!!!


Sounds interesting . . . Sounds like Trouble . . . Should I be scared ?






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  Ladies of the Foro are always ready? Wheres the party again ?

Always luv!! Always!

Hmmmm.. Gita's working on that plan right now, but we'll let you know 4 sure!

so far we gotta get you, Joker and Miguel to come out!!!

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El Representante wrote: Birthdays are always the best. I've had my share of birthday Auto Pilot experiences. Yah they are, but I say why wait for birthdays, they only come once a year... Lets do it up this weekend!!! LMAO!




Ladies of the Foro are always ready?


Wheres the party again ?



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Birthdays are always the best. I've had my share of birthday Auto Pilot experiences.

Yah they are, but I say why wait for birthdays, they only come once a year...

Lets do it up this weekend!!! LMAO!

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Easy!My birthday this year. My plans were shot b/c the club I wanted to go to closed down the weekend before, so we ended up at Plaza where some people that I didnt want to see were. I was there with my friends and the drinks kept on coming and coming and coming and I stopped taking note of how much I was drinking. So by the end of the night, not only was I dancing like a fool on the dance floor, I was starting a fight with this hugemongous guy b/c he almost stepped on my girls toe and I thought I could take him down EASY!... My girls ended up putting me on a chair where I was swaying back and forth and then ended up slidding off of it and wanted to fall asleep on the floor, under the table. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I had  an awsome time!!!! I'd do it again!!!!!  


Birthdays are always the best. I've had my share of birthday Auto Pilot experiences.



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MY MEMORY ISN'T THAT GOOD TO REMEMBER THEM ALL...


BUT BASED ON WHAT MY BOYS TELL ME (AND THIS WAS BACK IN THE DAYS) ON THOSE DRINKING NIGHTS I ENDED UP WITH, OR CHASING SOME NOT SO PRETTY LOOKING LADIES, EVEN THOUGH IN MY MIND THEY WERE EXTREEEEEMELY HOT MY BUDDIES ASSURED ME OTHERWISE.... OH WELL, GUESS IT'S WHAT'S IN MY MEMORIES THAT COUNTS (THANK GOD I WAS DRUNK)


 



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uuuffff....too many to remember.


 I guess the one I always remember was the first time I smoked dope, which of course had to be mixed with a hih dose of Aguardiente (!!!). I remember at some point we were on a balcony, then we jumped down, I puked like 3 times, and finally I woke up inside a tiny doll's house in the front yard of I house I didn't know. There were a couple of oranges by my side. I jumped the fence and left.


Turned out that was the house of a friend's friend who I met that night (no recollection of this). 


 



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Easy!

My birthday this year.

My plans were shot b/c the club I wanted to go to closed down the weekend before, so we ended up at Plaza where some people that I didnt want to see were. I was there with my friends and the drinks kept on coming and coming and coming and I stopped taking note of how much I was drinking. So by the end of the night, not only was I dancing like a fool on the dance floor, I was starting a fight with this hugemongous guy b/c he almost stepped on my girls toe and I thought I could take him down EASY!... My girls ended up putting me on a chair where I was swaying back and forth and then ended up slidding off of it and wanted to fall asleep on the floor, under the table.


Ahhhhhhhhh!!!! I had  an awsome time!!!! I'd do it again!!!!!  




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This is the term I use to describe when you’ve had too much to drink and you blank out but continue your evening anyways. Ever have to piece together an entire evening ? ? ?


 


Share your Auto Pilot stories.


This should be interesting . . .








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